plant powered ones, v efficient for the environment donald
they’ve sussed their target audience you horny bastard x
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thinking about it maybe i’m vanilla if the thought of leather restraints makes me want to cry x
has anyone ever done anal asking for a friend
yes now chav
does it hurt and be brutally honest x
Excellent questions. I don't get any food deliveries except for pizza, which is rare - I usually pick it up - and I don't have to sign for packages. I can't have guests over (except for immediate family) because the ferocious beast doesn't allow it, so no one is showing up unexpectedly. I also don't have any RL friends nearby.
They aren't locked on or anything, they're just regular buckles like a belt. But I appreciate your concern. As a lifelong very anxious person, believe me, I've thought about all the embarrassing ways I could be found if I got injured or had some kind of medical emergency at home.
Yeah, if you don't prep and go slow. But if you do all that, like start with 1 finger and then 2, etc and/or start with small plugs and then bigger and use LOTS AND LOTS OF LUBE then no, it doesn't hurt. Might feel weird or a little uncomfortable at first but no, generally, unless you have some kind of medical condition, if it hurts more than just a tiny bit, you're doing it wrong.
It's funny because I am waaaaaay more vanilla than a lot of people I know in my local BDSM community. Like the things I have seen, right in front of my salad. Holy moly.
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this sounds like a whole ass day job tbh
How are you feeling about the orgy Jack?
when everyone realises at the orgy that I'm boring and vanilla af
@VC10 my face is actually twitching from trying not to laugh at your posts
my ads are Waitrose, perfume, supplements and mobile telephones
don't like anal cause the pull-out feels like you're taking a fat tit - no VRL this is not an excuse to post that photograph again x
@VC10 my face is actually twitching from trying not to laugh at your posts
my ads are Waitrose, perfume, supplements and mobile telephones
don't like anal cause the pull-out feels like you're taking a fat tit - no VRL this is not an excuse to post that photograph again x
Mine are mostly perfume, laptops and clothes. I'm not sure how genital warts slipped in.
is it weird to find Alan Shearer sexy?
I did briefly in an English lesson in the 90s when we were compiling our lists from the Panini sticker book. Not since then though.
He looks like Aiden from SATC
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