Last year I got involved with another switch and we were having the most chaotic switchy heavy petting romp.
I knew he was into SPH so it wasn't a surprise he asked me for it. It *was* a surprise when I pulled it out and it was the epitome of average, maybe slightly bigger. He got all whiny when I said this so I took the chewing gum that was in my mouth and told him to open his mouth and shoved it right in (it was kinda dark and I needed a place to put it because I needed my mouth for other things) and told him to hold it for me and shut the
duck up and OH MAN, HE LOVED THAT!
I think SubJack would, too.