Jack Grealish #84 ...No

[ruby1080]

Something is afoot, statement at half past

You go girl
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A four foot gnome

I remember when I looked up Raheem’s height and Wikipedia told me 4’10” and I genuinely believed it.

 

[Violetroselily]

For context, my sisters bab was due yesterday

Exchange with my dad just now

Spoiler

 

[jumpmoon]

I had a dream about Liz Truss resigning the other day that was so vivid I woke up and said to RLF how I couldn’t believe she resigned just because she was ‘fed up’ of being PM. He looked at me like ???
Shame my sex dreams aren’t that convincing.

 

[ruby1080]

This is so much fun. If we have a general election, who’ll stay up with me? I know @Violetroselily will.

 

[Violetroselily]

Mr Truss is there - she's gone

 

[jumpmoon]

This is so much fun. If we have a general election, who’ll stay up with me? I know @Violetroselily will.

RLF will you can sit with him because he doesn’t care about my gel nail kit

Spoiler: Where is it

 

[ruby1080]

#shitshow

When she said she’d spoken to the king I was like

 

[Gattle09]

I mentioned putting the news on at 1.30 and RLF just carried on watching United from last night

 

[Violetroselily]

This is so much fun. If we have a general election, who’ll stay up with me? I know @Violetroselily will.

Going to make my own swingometer for the occasion using JS's dick

 

[rasperryripple]

Will you all support my bid to be PM please? Think I could be in there by teatime.

You couldn’t do any worse

#shitshow



When she said she’d spoken to the king I was like

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All we need is that bastard Hunt in charge for things to get even worse

 

[ruby1080]

Going to make my own swingometer for the occasion using JS's dick

I’m going to inform JG we need to use his for the occasion. He won’t know it’s not really the rules or anything.

 

[jumpmoon]

Going to make my own swingometer for the occasion using JS's dick

are you Jeremy Vine?

 

[Violetroselily]

Liz Truss is so wild to me she is a figure of fascination for many people in my life because allegedly she is obsessed with 'going in dry' up her back entrance, openly wears a lot of fetish jewellery, is always at a gay club, and loves Taylor Swift. When all the tit was going down with the chief whip yesterday RLF just said 'subLiz is going to be sad now all her whips have gone' badum tsss.

Excuse me

 

[ruby1080]

Liz Truss is so wild to me she is a figure of fascination for many people in my life because allegedly she is obsessed with 'going in dry' up her back entrance, openly wears a lot of fetish jewellery, is always at a gay club, and loves Taylor Swift. When all the tit was going down with the chief whip yesterday RLF just said 'subLiz is going to be sad now all her whips have gone' badum tsss.

I love how “and loves Taylor Swift” is added to the end of that list.

 

[jumpmoon]

Excuse me

I love how “and loves Taylor Swift” is added to the end of that list.

Imagine if sweet @wonderstruck25 was Liz Truss

 

[Starttheline]

For context, my sisters bab was due yesterday

Exchange with my dad just now

Spoiler

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Howling at this

 

[rasperryripple]

I can’t believe she is only 49

 

[gohdkakdbdj]

“Jack, Liz Truss has resigned”
Jack: “WOT”
“The prime minister has resigned…again”
Jack: “I don’t know wot that means”

ugh I love this himbo
Also can the government stop being such useless wetwipes? Haven’t we all suffered enough now

 

[Starttheline]

 

[ruby1080]

I can’t believe she is only 49

It’s worse, she’s 47