Greetings to all thirsty folk and the poor sod at Mail Online who monitors these threads.
Well done elder juicy @Violetroselily on a title which reflects our poor productivity standards as a collective.
Last time on the Jack Grealish Thread:
Green-BAE is back from a root tootin' Texan adventure but content has been thin on the ground since. The new kit looks better than expected. He rolled around and had VPL and bits of grass stuck to his bum, which was nice. There was a storm but @blubberbubber got to glimpse him with her own eyes before she got struck by lightning. Lego man made an appearance again with his horrible hands.
This poll was suggested by capri sun kid @wonderstruck25 who also did the legwork for pictures, with positive spin by @ruby1080 who clearly loves a man adorned with jewels as much as I do.
Visual aids and descriptions:
Double strand yoke with cushion cut ruby
Mildly medieval style double strand look, featuring a stand out red stone with another indecipherable pendant. Classy, inexplicably goes with the terrifying hoodie.
Red hot Van Cleef Alhambra
He looks so fuckin gorgeous here that the fact that everyone and their mammy (if they can afford 2.5k around their neck) has one of these is by the by. Would look wonderful if he was topless. Reminds me of a saucy song Carnelian by Black Country Disco chanteuse Tom Aspaul.
Ankh pendant from the British Museum gift shop
An interesting choice, perhaps reflecting Jack's interest in the mysteries of Ancient Egypt. Often worn by the Pharaohs, the ankh is a symbol of magical kingship, much like the king of our hearts lol.
Double strand tennis chains
A classique look, probably made by Luke Shaw's missus.
R + J style arrow thru de heart
Quite fitting with how bae seems to emulating Leo as Romeo in Baz Luhrmann's 1996 masterpiece. Representative of the effect he has had on us all since Euro 2020.
Starboy
I'm actually not a fan of this one - but don't let that sway you. I'm more invested in Chilly's Anne Boleyn style Chanel pearls.
Like A Prayer
When worn with the Ankh, this conflation of powerful religious symbols is at risk of opening some mystical rift in the fifth dimension worse than when I combined a buddha statuette and a postcard of the Virgin Mary on my altar.
Three strand pearls
There are no words for the sheer perfection of this look (particularly with the patterned silk shirt). The combination of masculinity with femininity, yin and yang, yab and yum, the vague reference to seventeenth century fashions, how he's just wearing it with a nonchalance that is nothing short of flagrantly seductive. Absolute chefs kiss.
Well done elder juicy @Violetroselily on a title which reflects our poor productivity standards as a collective.
Last time on the Jack Grealish Thread:
Green-BAE is back from a root tootin' Texan adventure but content has been thin on the ground since. The new kit looks better than expected. He rolled around and had VPL and bits of grass stuck to his bum, which was nice. There was a storm but @blubberbubber got to glimpse him with her own eyes before she got struck by lightning. Lego man made an appearance again with his horrible hands.
This poll was suggested by capri sun kid @wonderstruck25 who also did the legwork for pictures, with positive spin by @ruby1080 who clearly loves a man adorned with jewels as much as I do.
Visual aids and descriptions:
Double strand yoke with cushion cut ruby
Mildly medieval style double strand look, featuring a stand out red stone with another indecipherable pendant. Classy, inexplicably goes with the terrifying hoodie.
Red hot Van Cleef Alhambra
He looks so fuckin gorgeous here that the fact that everyone and their mammy (if they can afford 2.5k around their neck) has one of these is by the by. Would look wonderful if he was topless. Reminds me of a saucy song Carnelian by Black Country Disco chanteuse Tom Aspaul.
Ankh pendant from the British Museum gift shop
An interesting choice, perhaps reflecting Jack's interest in the mysteries of Ancient Egypt. Often worn by the Pharaohs, the ankh is a symbol of magical kingship, much like the king of our hearts lol.
Double strand tennis chains
A classique look, probably made by Luke Shaw's missus.
R + J style arrow thru de heart
Quite fitting with how bae seems to emulating Leo as Romeo in Baz Luhrmann's 1996 masterpiece. Representative of the effect he has had on us all since Euro 2020.
Starboy
I'm actually not a fan of this one - but don't let that sway you. I'm more invested in Chilly's Anne Boleyn style Chanel pearls.
Like A Prayer
When worn with the Ankh, this conflation of powerful religious symbols is at risk of opening some mystical rift in the fifth dimension worse than when I combined a buddha statuette and a postcard of the Virgin Mary on my altar.
Three strand pearls
There are no words for the sheer perfection of this look (particularly with the patterned silk shirt). The combination of masculinity with femininity, yin and yang, yab and yum, the vague reference to seventeenth century fashions, how he's just wearing it with a nonchalance that is nothing short of flagrantly seductive. Absolute chefs kiss.
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