And the full version has ChillyThis is itI remembered you saw both sides of his face oh well gorgeous anyway
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wonder when i’ll stop wanting to shag him silly because this is getting beyond a joke now. i want my life back.
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Carpri suns when it’s hot are so good! I remember when I was a kid my mum use to freeze them so they were like a slushyOff topic but I bought some capri sun earlier and I thought of you, because I feel like you would also drink them?
Perfect, just as I pictured them
He is unbelievable. Bernardo is wearing a sleeveless top, need Bae in that tomorrow.that bleeping leg vein
How long do we think it will take for Haaland to "get" him
aw imagine his little shrivelled geezer in that ice bath 
Ahhh that lovely bilateral mirroring 
Not even sure if this is symmetrical enough given his lil pink eye but...
Not even sure if this is symmetrical enough given his lil pink eye but...
I think they'll actually get on well. Haaland's quite dry and I think Jack has a little bit of that type of humour underneath his sunny persona.
And in the last Inside City Haaland was trying so hard with Alvarez too, which makes me think he might be sociable and friendly.
So add that to a bit of a football connection and I think we have a chance of a hilarious friendship.
Have a nice symmetrical face.
Look at his lashes on that picture
This has inspired me to get a Capri Sun to put in my freezer (NOT hoo-ha)Carpri suns when it’s hot are so good! I remember when I was a kid my mum use to freeze them so they were like a slushy
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Although I keep seeing this rowdy little devil every time I go into Tescos ...
Symmetrical
New thread on page 3 already!
Jack Tax
Awwwwwww
Jack Tax
Awwwwwww
@jumpmoon capri sun in the freezer is an amazing idea why have i never thought of that!
it’s movie night on love island. i would absolutely love to be a fly on the wall for jack’s movie night divulging all his dirty little secrets
it’s movie night on love island. i would absolutely love to be a fly on the wall for jack’s movie night divulging all his dirty little secrets
Maybe at the end of the month
Sooner if Grealo sends me an advance of my future housekeeping money.Which he might feel like doing when he sees that I’ve commissioned a highly scientific study that confirms that he is PRETTY (I may not have been immediately convinced that he actually has a symmetrical face so needed some proof. I personally see some gloriously perfect asymmetries but that’s just me).
The official verdict is that he’s pretty
We needed @wonderstruck25 and her ma to show us the way to refreshment
full credit to ha (Capri Suns, along with Dioralyte, the sadly discontinued Pret Yoga Bunny cans, and milk thistle are also part of the delicious and quenching Jumpmoon hangover package for when you are feeling less than symmetrical)
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