Jack Grealish #56 - blessed us with a pixilated image of his wick. As suspected, it’s thick, thick, THICK.

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i stay off tattle for ONE day and you’re all converting to Matty Cash???

bunch of divvys

i will never forgive him for scoring that first goal in the final game of the season. watching him do the knee slide on OUR PITCH made me positively despise him. wanted to rip his hair out.

WHERE IS YOUR LOYALTY
 
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When jack becomes etter again he will have my loyalty.

I'm.bored of jack he's boring me
 
Only went and had a dream about him spitting on my garden path. That was nice
 
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By garden path, do you mean your landing strip?
Unfortunately I mean my actual, literal garden path. We’re getting there though, at least we got off the paternoster and now there are bodily fluids involved. I will get my sex dream, he’s just making me wait.
 
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Tour guide position still available if anyone is in a position to apply? I will provide the shower cams.
 
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Tour guide position still available if anyone is in a position to apply? I will provide the shower cams.View attachment 1382828
I'm still confused at that last job description "Casual" - what does it entail? Does that mean that you just get to casually lounge about the Etihad / Training Ground all day?
Bear with me, please, I haven't had any coffee yet.
 
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I'm still confused at that last job description "Casual" - what does it entail? Does that mean that you just get to casually lounge about the Etihad / Training Ground all day?
Bear with me, please, I haven't had any coffee yet.
Maybe like extra bar staff/cleaners etc and things like that on match days
 
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Tour guide position still available if anyone is in a position to apply? I will provide the shower cams.View attachment 1382828
There's a job for Media Analyst. Could that just involve reading the Tattle Rave threads of any City players and compiling weekly summaries? Sign me up if so.

Also, "Head of Injury Management". I'll have a go at that.
 
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There's a job for Media Analyst. Could that just involve reading the Tattle Rave threads of any City players and compiling weekly summaries? Sign me up if so.

Also, "Head of Injury Management". I'll have a go at that.
Injury management sounds like an interesting job Media analyst too, imagine if they really are on the tattle threads I think I need to change my alert settings as I don’t have them. Who chuffing knows what I initially signed up for.

I'm still confused at that last job description "Casual" - what does it entail? Does that mean that you just get to casually lounge about the Etihad / Training Ground all day?
Bear with me, please, I haven't had any coffee yet.
Yes same. Casually stalking maybe?
 
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Injury management sounds like you'll have to deal with insurance companies a whole lot, and that's something no one should want. If it were hands-on, however...

Casually following all the players around.
Or, I imagine some hipster sitting in the lounge with a laptop and coffee, just being there, like background noise.
 
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Yes true, hands-on yes please. Nah to the insurance companies.
 
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I still think Playmaker (casual) sounds like the best bet. Only agree to shifts when Bae’s injured and there’s a higher chance of him going to the Kids Zone bit on a match day.
 
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I still think Playmaker (casual) sounds like the best bet. Only agree to shifts when Bae’s injured and there’s a higher chance of him going to the Kids Zone bit on a match day.
I feel like, injured or not, they should send him to the Kids Zone on the regular, Bae vs children is pure comedic gold
 
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but what is matty cash doing that is so interesting
Being single ready to mingle. Not making his gf look like a twat to the nation to start with

Mattys having his glow up like jack did last year. He's look pretty good
 
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Being single ready to mingle. Not making his gf look like a twat to the nation to start with

Mattys having his glow up like jack did last year. He's look pretty good
Please keep going with this. We might get photos of Bae playing football in a thong by the end of his holiday.
 
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