I’m broken. Why can’t I work anymore? I’ve been writing one letter since yesterday and am still nowhere near finishing it. He’s broken me, the bastard.
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Don’t. I’ll actually write that. It’s bad enough that all I can see staring back at me from the screen is an elephantDear Jack
Please show me your naked body
Regards,
Ruby
Finished it for you
Im So glad it’s not just me who gets bothered by things like that!‘Apart off it’
FFS JACK
He's no fic writer.‘Apart off it’
FFS JACK
FFS. He wrote “off” instead of “of” the other day as well.‘Apart off it’
FFS JACK
Here goes the hope he’d be the parachute writerHe's no fic writer.
Here for the comedic effect of using ‘where’ instead of we’reFFS. He wrote “off” instead of “of” the other day as well.
Where done. Ovah.
U wot? I fort I dun that write?Here for the comedic effect of using ‘where’ instead of we’re
He’d be so confused. Think it’s best he never, ever knows.This is Jack when someone tells him how good he is in the sack in the fics.
He has to already know.He’d be so confused. Think it’s best he never, ever knows.
I’ll read them to him as a bedtime storyHe has to already know.
He's been reading here. Gone to AO3 and saw more words than a 'that's not my' book and called it a day.
It's a shame for those of us who want him to recreate scenes as some background reading would be helpful.
FantasticThis is Jack when someone tells him how good he is in the sack in the fics.
Makes me wonder what he and Sascha fill the shelves in their living room with. Picture books?He has to already know.
He's been reading here. Gone to AO3 and saw more words than a 'that's not my' book and called it a day.
It's a shame for those of us who want him to recreate scenes as some background reading would be helpful.
This is terrifyingly accurate.Nah fok off yas...... Left school in year ten didn't I? Obviously before that y'know the PE teacher kept callin' me out o'other lessons for all the sports an' that. An' wot is was right, I didn't do any homework, like eva, did I?
Just loads of coffee table books…Makes me wonder what he and Sascha fill the shelves in their living room with. Picture books?
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