So it sprouts from his belly button? Not seen one like that before but I like it.
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yeah the air miles aren’t great. I felt guilty for binning a plastic bag earlier today ffs Jack25,000 air miles in a month and some of them on private jets...Greta Thunberg was at Glastonbury so she is probably still in England waiting at the airport for you to come home Jack.
If it's true he pointed a finger at Sash and screamed "she looks decent!" I would hang him in his balls if I was her I mean wtf!She probably been looking forward to this for ages going on a classy wedding with her classy wag friends Fern and Meg in a classy chateau in classy France in a classy dress in comes her bender boyfriend in his underwear screaming like Olé wheres the booze oi oi!
I 100% read this bit with his voice in my head.25,000 air miles in a month and some of them on private jets...
If it's true he pointed a finger at Sash and screamed "she looks decent!" I would hang him in his balls if I was her I mean wtf!
Yeah. I like it. Picasso
"in comes her bender boyfriend in his underwear screaming oi oi"25,000 air miles in a month and some of them on private jets...
If it's true he pointed a finger at Sash and screamed "she looks decent!" I would hang him in his balls if I was her I mean wtf!
Swoon. I've never wanted him more.
imagine the stories from the chateau staff - bet they’re used to a classy civilised affair and then the maguire clan and company rock up and completely lower the toneShe probably been looking forward to this for ages going on a classy wedding with her classy wag friends Fern and Meg in a classy chateau in classy France in a classy dress in comes her bender boyfriend in his underwear screaming like Olé wheres the booze oi oi!
You lot should be employed by MI6 and the CIA with your photo analyzing skills. I’m impressed and proud of this group. 
i wonder if he gets pissed off when he realises that someone has posted these photos on insta/snapchat?
I wouldn't have thought anything about this wedding could be described as classy. If he had managed to lower the tone then it would be a miracle.25,000 air miles in a month and some of them on private jets...
If it's true he pointed a finger at Sash and screamed "she looks decent!" I would hang him in his balls if I was her I mean wtf!
Jack grealish legs is onto it grealish Rebecca must have been blindsided by this or its too risqué for her.
grealish Rebecca must have been blindsided by this or its too risqué for her.Course not. He would post them himself but his mummy has told him not to
He should feel proud.
fucks sake he’s packing isn’t he. twit
What we suspected all along
I feel like I can see it more clearly here. duck me.
THE VIDEO IS UP
Video is on!
WHAT? OMG.
i’m dead at how much this guys jaw is swinging. one half on the private jet back to manny and one half in france.
p.s. for the love of GOD please dye your hair back brown JG you look like a twit it is bleeping YELLOW. canary bird vibes are NOT THE ONE.
p.s. for the love of GOD please dye your hair back brown JG you look like a twit it is bleeping YELLOW. canary bird vibes are NOT THE ONE.
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