Na when we had the cutlery talk imagine the sun trying to keep up
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KDB is a strong and reliable man.
But he wouldn’t pull it out and suck it like Jack would.
for fucksake as if I just wrote that, I cba
He'll just be jel he didn't think of it first.
I voted for funny foot cos I felt sorry for it
I remember being in Spain once and we got a pack and they were called FRIGO PIE?! which sounds like a euphemism
also I had no idea these existed but they are suitably phallic and banana flavoured so would prolly go down a treat here
get yourselves down to Iceland freezer aisle ladies and shove it up yer hoo
I remember being in Spain once and we got a pack and they were called FRIGO PIE?! which sounds like a euphemism
also I had no idea these existed but they are suitably phallic and banana flavoured so would prolly go down a treat here
get yourselves down to Iceland freezer aisle ladies and shove it up yer hoo
I’m too tired for this sorta chat… I’m giggling too much
I don't think I'm well.
Joking about Jack and John.
@jumpmoon HARD NO to the bananas. I wouldn't even let John do that. I'd be smelling it for weeks.
He is a strong, reliable but innocent man. He more likely to eat then shove it in ya
And they won't be able to report on it for fear of creating a public health issue.
Also, first game of the season and all the ice cream vans round the Etihad would be sold out.
I'd probably freeze a real banana and let him use that instead. More structural integrity than a lolly.
Could always make your own. Bit small mind.
But could you deal with the little stringy bits falling out of you for years to come?
I really hope he finds this thread 
When two threads collide...
I present to you, Disney World's chocolate covered frozen banana.
Am now re-thinking my prior stance on bananas as those nuts...
@rosierose91 please for the love of God and the love of the devil LET ME PLAN YOUR HEN DO
Gonna lose some nuts up your pussy or be shitting nuts if it's up your anus
Does anyone remember those edible body products Jessica Simpson came out with in the mid noughties? I had absolutely no right to be wearing edible body mousse in 2006 lol but this is giving me flashbacks to the banana split flava and just living that sticky life because I was apparently trying to get fellas to lick me.
a frozen willy butt plug x
I've gone rocket lolly, as whilst I appreciate the Twister and the Nobbly Bobbly have textures that add something, I don't really like ice cream. Rocket lolly has nice ridges so will hopefully be a decent compromise.
John, bae, you can use the banana, that's how much I love you.
John, bae, you can use the banana, that's how much I love you.
I’m going straight ice cream cone. 1) they’re delicious 2) you have endless options with either end 3) who doesn’t want a little nut exfoliation??
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