You need something low resiude - freeze pop or fruit pastille I think
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I imagine this to be the range of expressions he'll have when he sees the poll.
"Why can they not just talk about my hair?"
Braid it then we'll talk about it bro.
I’ve never needed to have an ice lolly in me as badly as I do today. THIS SHOULDNT EVEN BE A THING.
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If you’re picking Nobbly Bobbly you need to GTFO
I’m liking the idea with the Mars and the dick vein but for me it’s definitely gotta be the lovely ribbed twister 
Me too. Most reminiscent of his fat dick, ribbed for extra sensation AND is both ice cream and ice lollyI’m liking the idea with the Mars and the dick vein but for me it’s definitely gotta be the lovely ribbed twister
The perfect all rounder
why am i deeping this ice lolly poll so much.
i mean would it be attractive if they put a callipo up there and then retracted it back into the little wrapper and then ate it all whilst maintaining eye contact???
i mean would it be attractive if they put a callipo up there and then retracted it back into the little wrapper and then ate it all whilst maintaining eye contact???
Nah, shove the Mars all the way up then lick it out.
If anyone here thinks they know me IRL please let's just never, ever speak of it. Any of it.
When you put the funny foot in his bottom
Cornetto, anyone?
ffs I've never wanted thrush so badly. Some of these descriptions are making me clench.
Am I the only person who, multiple times a day, goes to share something hilarious that has happened here with someone they know IRL and then realises...
But, alas, it's classified information and instead I just have to LOL to myself like a maniac constantly.
I did, however, tell people about the cobette butt plug because that was on brand.
But, alas, it's classified information and instead I just have to LOL to myself like a maniac constantly.
I did, however, tell people about the cobette butt plug because that was on brand.
Surprised no one has suggested Peppa
no but imagine a new person finds this thread and all they want is some JG gossip and we’re all here discussing and debating the merits of which ice lolly we’d insert into our vaginas/bumholes.
Rocket lolly already has two votes! Wildcard.
But from the bottom first
@Timefortea93 you’ve let us down not suggesting this
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