And now I’m thinking of Gareth wanking.Sterling pretends he never does it. Kyle loudly announces it to everyone when he’s going off to do it. Jack doesn’t announce it, but everyone knows anyway as they can hear the loud groans from his room and then they see Dec breaking in 5 min later to steal whatever garments he’s just jizzed all over (because it will be multiple garments, he won’t just quietly deposit it all in a sock). Then they see the stampede of Tattlers rushing in to lick any leftovers out of his belly button.
Cheers