Jack Grealish #46 content overload is close to giving us the ick, quick send nudes you little Gucci

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I bet he eats the toffee off a Twix and then leaves the biscuit bit
I’d finish it off for him, or let him lick the toffee off my Twix.

I bet he eats just the icing off a cake and leaves the rest too.
 
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I've never heard of 'baobab' before but it's in my smoothie. Sounds like something Jack would grow on his allotment along with his carrots
 
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Please elaborate.
What happened!!!
I know I set myself up to have to explain by saying that it was a traumatic experience, it’s a boring story but it was just so gross. So I’m going to put it under a spoiler.

When I was a kid, me and my siblings weren’t allowed fizzy drinks but when we went to a restaurant we got a treat. We went to this Chinese restaurant when I was like 8 and had dinner and then as we were leaving I realise I hadn’t drank all the fizzy drink I never got so I downed it like a champ. Walked outside and just threw up everywhere and all over myself, it was full of noodles and rice and it was disgusting.

Put me off Chinese for a while as well, but I got over that just never been able to get over the coke thing.
 
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I know I set myself up to have to explain by saying that it was a traumatic experience but it’s just so gross. So I’m going to put it under a spoiler.

When I was a kid, me and my siblings weren’t allowed fizzy drinks but when we went to a restaurant we got a treat. We went to this Chinese restaurant when I was like 8 and had dinner and then as we were leaving I realise I hadn’t drank all the fizzy drink I never got so I downed it like a champ. Walked outside and just threw up everywhere and all over myself, it was full of noodles and rice and it was disgusting.

Put me of Chinese for a while as well, but I got over that just never been able to get over the coke thing.
Omg no wonder you never drank it again 🤢🤢🤢🤢
 
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I've never heard of 'baobab' before but it's in my smoothie. Sounds like something Jack would grow on his allotment along with his carrots
Baobab is a fire-resistant tree.

I'm assuming it has fruit and that's what's in your smoothie. Please tell me you're not drinking wood.
 
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I know I set myself up to have to explain by saying that it was a traumatic experience, it’s a boring story but it was just so gross. So I’m going to put it under a spoiler.

When I was a kid, me and my siblings weren’t allowed fizzy drinks but when we went to a restaurant we got a treat. We went to this Chinese restaurant when I was like 8 and had dinner and then as we were leaving I realise I hadn’t drank all the fizzy drink I never got so I downed it like a champ. Walked outside and just threw up everywhere and all over myself, it was full of noodles and rice and it was disgusting.

Put me off Chinese for a while as well, but I got over that just never been able to get over the coke thing.
Maybe Ben Chillwell was in the car park or something and you put him off for life :(:ROFLMAO:
 
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Why can I not work until I’ve watched the arrivals video?! All it’s going to be is “you alright?, yeah I’m alright, you alright?”, maybe with a side helping of us losing our tit if he dares to look at Emily in a way that he should be looking at us, but I cannot rest until I’ve seen it.
 
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Baobab is a fire-resistant tree.

I'm assuming it has fruit and that's what's in your smoothie. Please tell me you're not drinking wood.
it's powdered extract. It's a green smoothie that will cancel out Pringles, because that's how nutrition works
 
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I think we might have discussed it before, or I've at least maybe just thought about it before, but do you think he's got a new passport since his glow up? Or does he have to spend hours at airports trying to convince security that he and Baby Jack are one and the same person?
 
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Why are we still in about food talk but do u know what really grinds my bleeping tit with McDonald’s

is when u order the chicken selects and they don’t give you your sauce
 
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