Sky had better be rushing through an at least five minutes long feature on the new hair before the match. I need to see detailed analysis on the big screen.
I thought you meant Skye posting an Insta story with her views on her bae's trim.Sky had better be rushing through an at least five minutes long feature on the new hair before the match. I need to see detailed analysis on the big screen.
To be fair he's never had much by way of chest hair.Oh no no no. That new hairdo is awful. Considering how hairy his legs are, he must wax his chest. I hope he hasn't gone all Ronaldo and got hairless legs now too. I can live with the dimness and not knowing where he lives but this might be a step too far.
(It's not, I'm just being dramatic)
The birth of my beautiful babies, obvs. World's best mother, will always put them before Bae, no matter how BLONDE he is.What was the first?
I agree, I reckon this patch is the extent if his chest growthTo be fair he's never had much by way of chest hair.
Like here...
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Leg hair
Arm hair
Snail trail
Chest hair
Seems more likely that he just doesn't grow much there than that it's the only place he consistently removes hair from.
Also I've always been way too enthralled by his legs on this picture to notice much else, but look at that arm!
The collar bone and bum are lovely, but adams apples give me the heebie jeebies. For some reason I get this overwhelming urge to punch them.The birth of my beautiful babies, obvs. World's best mother, will always put them before Bae, no matter how BLONDE he is.
Can we take a minute (or a day, if you want) to appreciate his Adam's apple, his collar bone and the curve of his arse here? Missed them on my 1st 100 viewings.
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I just want to lick it. Just once please God.I agree, I reckon this patch is the extent if his chest growth
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The collar bone and bum are lovely, but adams apples give me the heebie jeebies. For some reason I get this overwhelming urge to punch them.
I can't articulate the things this picture does to me.I agree, I reckon this patch is the extent if his chest growth
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The collar bone and bum are lovely, but adams apples give me the heebie jeebies. For some reason I get this overwhelming urge to punch them.
P.s. for clarity, were your babies born on the same day, or is this actually the third best day of your life?
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Same day, just to give even further identifying information about myself to the world. At least Bae will be able to find me when he realises he really, really wants to marry one of his obsessed fans.I agree, I reckon this patch is the extent if his chest growth
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The collar bone and bum are lovely, but adams apples give me the heebie jeebies. For some reason I get this overwhelming urge to punch them.
P.s. for clarity, were your babies born on the same day, or is this actually the third best day of your life?
Omg yes when they look like they're about to burst through the skin? GAG.I can't articulate the things this picture does to me.
also omg I don't really get the thing about Adam's apples either! (Sorry I keep crawling up your arse all the time like OMG ME TOO) they look like they hurt?
I think that's it. It's something he's got that I haven't, and holds a similar attraction that other body parts that he's got that I haven't hold.Adam's apples tap into some primal part of my brain. I don't find them especially aesthetically pleasing but my mind just goes "look at that big manly man".
Me too, but in a different way to youOmg yes when they look like they're about to burst through the skin? GAG.
I am shuddering
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If ever I needed to act in self defence, this is what I would go for
Is this a pisstake? He’s basically removed any element of being brunette. Hopefully the rain and how dirty it is turns his fresh bleach green.Weather watch on location - it is now raining, therefore we may get some wet bae and darkened wet hair
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