Jack Grealish #38

[Violetroselily]

OMG…. Are you Jack

If I was Jack I would give all of you a new set of nudes every day, after having sex with myself

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Anyone think pep should be on the poll. Pep would so get it

 

[Violetroselily]

Can I retract this bit please, I sound like a massive pervert and I would not actually get with a 19 year old

And yeah, I initially voted for 9 out of 12 but I reckon I am interpreting the poll differently to everyone else. Thank you and goodnight

 

[cobette]

"weird group of English people aged 25-45"

What a small, niche group we are.

And are they trying to say I need to grow out of this within the next few years? Rude.

But I'm not even English, am I still allowed to play with you guys!? Or do I have to start a John McGinn Rave Thread!?

 

[Violetroselily]

Someone is going to call him a cunt

 

[Jen667]

Madamchristmas: 'do you think he's got a cock ring?'

Madamchristmas's neighbour: 'what did you say?'

Madamchristmas: 'I said it looks like it could rain.'

 

[Violetroselily]

guys question: if i want to get with my neighbour does that mean i have to stop wanting to shag jg?

Judging by the number of RLFs referenced in this thread, I would say that being attached is not a barrier to wanting to shag him.

Does he in any way resemble bae?

 

[wonderstruck25]

Nah I can only apologise for infiltrating this thread talking about one direction… but I was absolutely plastered last night

Has his mum got you held hostage?

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The fact I don’t remember doing this has killllled me off

Wonderstruck - I don't like the suggestion yours is ending at all. Jack4ella 4ev!

Thank you! But I’ll be going back to work soon (I hope so anyway) and good old Ella and Jack was just a thing to help me pass time while broken… So they’ll be having a baby and I’m fucking off the writing train

@cornflower LOVED RAINBOW JACK!

I DON’T UNDERSTAND IF YOU WONT FUCK JACK WHY ARE YOU HERE?!???

 

[cornflower]

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*puts self in tattle quarantine with the original thread title*



Sorry I’m so crap with gifs

 

[2busyshopping34]

my (new!) real life fella is called jack and carries himself like on hold jack, wont have to worry about moaning the wrong name living the life ladies!

 

[Ceejay23]

Skye literally doesn't have a clue how good her life is

 

[Gizmo24]

I dont know if this is a sneeze, but if it is, it would piss me off

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this just really set me off. Can imagine you, front row seat at the Etihad. Him doing his warm up squats and letting out a sneeze and you just fucking off out the stadium with a load of expletives.

Really holding his nose jumping into a pool is to much for you .

Poop and sick are the only things that's a big fucking no from me

I was thinking we haven't seen any pool pictures of him actually swimming. The England ones he was stood up and propped up by inflatables , another one he was held up by a dolphin. Mykonos he was pool side and clinging onto another woman. Can the boy swim??

Well if he's not holding onto anything he's struggling. Needs to get some help from Flipper.

 

[Gattle09]

So in all honesty - what are the deal breakers with Jack? His singing I could take but whistling, absolutely not. If he made up a cutesy name for his dick/my vagina or spoke to either of them in a baby voice. See yourself out mate.

Edit: once again wondering if he reads here. One day one of us will take it too far, like I dunno, all of us getting the ick at a t-shirt or someone suggesting again thats he's all balls and no dick. He will lose his shit and address us all publicly...or come here incognito claiming that a friend slept with him.

Talking in a baby voice during sex and…

 

[Kakan]

Poor Flipper nearly dying in every game. Never forget this.

 

[Jen667]

Probably banks with Coutts, the posh wanker.

I bet he's still got his Halifax Super Saver from when he was 14

 

[Shoequeen91]

Not really a great theme but I’ve gone for “hands on hips bab” feat left leg tuck

 

[cornflower]

Googled "Jack Grealish eating cake" and got this. Does anyone have the cake photo I'm looking for?

Yes bc I googled the same thing yesterday - one of my faves

My tax theme is nice photos in every colour of the rainbow (because I like watching him taste it) - pretty sure someone’s done a rainbow tax before but I ain’t an ideas gal

This wasn't fit to me six months ago, now it's everything

Arms.

Really this next one should be the cake photo but I already posted it so let’s have golden hour bae instead

You’re so gorrrgeoussss

He did this right in front of me (after making direct eye contact while tugging his short leg up with one hand and making a ‘call me’ gesture with the other while his erection rapidly developed) at his first CL/my first game

The following one is supposed to be him pretending to drink from the cup at Hungary while JS5 checks out his arse, but it won’t let me upload it so this will have to do

a knockoff version of this coat will be making a cameo in my next chapter

Bonus tax: I found this on my internet travels and his blatantly intentional innuendo is doinggg thingggggs to me

Love it when two unrelated posts get merged, yay - tax season ruined

 

[leapfrog]

I must be the only one who has no time for Woodsy anymore. She posts far too many stories, I had to unfollow her.

OMG…. Are you Jack

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Me this morning cos I’m off

 

[cobette]

Poor bastard isn't even allowed to get a cold.