Jack Grealish #37 You’re a see you next Tuesday

[Gizmo24]

I just love the thought of him breezing into the Man City dressing room, calling Bernardo a weirdo, telling Gundo he didn't expect him to be that good, and calling Rodri's dress sense shit.

And then all these talented professional and mostly very sensible players just taking a shine to him and wanting to adopt him.

This. This. This. This mad brummie lad with a heart of gold and full of golden retriever energy bounded into their lives and they embraces every hit of him. Marry me Jack.

 

[cobette]

I absolutely adore the passionate debate this has inspired. Happy Friday everyone. Defo prefer him with good taste in kecks and a nice average length CHUNK SWISS ROLL of a dick

Fixed for you.

 

[blubberbubber]

He's giving me maternal feelings with all these simpleton comments now.

Stop Jack, get your dick out or something. Anything to stop me contemplating what time I should make your tea for so it fits in with your FIFA schedule.

D’y’know wot (as Jack would say ), I don’t mind his silly little comments. They make him adorable to me, but then again I don’t have children, so maybe that’s why it doesn’t give me the ick.
Now that I think about it, nothing about JG has given me the ick.

 

[kathyloop]

Just can’t get enough of these legs

 

[Shoequeen91]

Can't believe the thread's been censored, and that it took until page 37 for it to happen.

But why? We censored it ourselves with the asterisks

 

[ruby1080]

I’ve given up on real life men… someone the other day on tinder asked if I was looking for love or length 🥲

c) Girth

 

[cornflower]

View attachment 1215649bulge or crease?

also glad the highlights have almost grown out but I feel like he’s gonna go full blonde Bob again in the summer

that's a willy

Didn't see the game today but just want to cuddle him, poor bab

 

[cobette]

That look when he first sees the big Asda next to the Etihad.

I showed RLF the First Day video. It was a mistake. He now quotes the ASDA line constantly. His favourite part is the socks pull up part at the end which he re-enacts at least once a day. He'll be wearing his socks like him next, I can already see it.

He has also started referring to Foden as Flipper, including in public, so God help all who Google the origins of said name.

 

[VC10]

View attachment 1203513All time favourite and also my screen saver at work.

Fuck
Me
Now.



Anything.
Round the back, anything.

Do me over the Hotpoint, if you want.


I just don't care

 

[BeauJD]

I absolutely adore the passionate debate this has inspired. Happy Friday everyone. Defo prefer him with good taste in kecks and a nice average length CHUNK of a dick

RLF: “why have we got Swiss roll for pudding” …
Me: IDK …

 

[ruby1080]

 

[cornflower]

Visual aid for my activities this evening 🪄

Wonder how many people have got off to the medical. I haven’t, personally.

 

[cornflower]

Thank you to the lovely @Shoequeen91 for the brilliant suggestion!

Recap experts: do your thing

Everyone: tax is now due

 

[Violetroselily]

Just want to see his bare arse or knob

 

[Violetroselily]

Manifesting some scenes like this for @cobette (and her RLF) tonight

 

[Kakan]

Kyle goes to a posh plays to drown his sorrows over Cities lost.

Horrified guests catch England's Kyle Walker weeing on wall of posh hotel

ENGLAND star Kyle Walker pees up the side of a posh hotel, leaving diners less than impressed by his dribbling. The £50million defender fired against the wall last Sunday — 24 hours after his Manch…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[ruby1080]

De Gea deserves a knighthood at the end of this season with the shit he's had to put up with from this team.

 

[Violetroselily]

Eva getting fingered in chapter 9 is my favourite fictional fingering

 

[unofficialtea]

GET IN THERE EVERY DAY. Be careful though, the area around that apartment block is prone to flooding

We need you to go to the office more often girly

I saw Sasha’s mum nearby once with Skye….that’s the closest I’ve got to Jack.
I’d be so nervous meeting him

 

[cobette]

Because of the small text, the main thing I saw when I read this was the “Report” button underneath. So I’ve reported this travesty to the authorities for you, and Bae has gone straight down to the sorting office to speak to the manager.

View attachment 1205862

Let's be serious here. With him looking like that she's not gonna need the parcel.