Jack Grealish #37 You’re a see you next Tuesday

[spilldatea]

had a brief flashback to how completely unhinged and feral we all went when we were waiting for city to announce they’d signed jack.

i knew i was in deep when i was obsessively checking twitter to see if he’d been spotted at city’s ground. and when they released that video of his calves and the flashing strobe lights and we all had a collective meltdown

 

[StephenTJackson]

What the fuck will we do if Tattle breaks?

Probably get some work done because we aren't all too busy being horny fuckers gagging for Jack.

 

[ruby1080]

Good Morning Tattlers!

Jack is ready to swagger into someone's office today.

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I'm here for pissy Jack. Someone put him and Sexy Rude Bastard John in a room together please.



@ruby1080 just read your last chapter, howling at Skye but also not quite sure I can function today now. I love that Eva is the one in control and he's kind of awkward. It's so diff from other fics. Love it! Wish I had her balls (and Jack's obv)

Thank you I just need to find a way of writing it and undertaking my daily JG worship here without it taking over my whole life and leading to me losing my job. Don’t think my manager’s going to accept ”I was busy writing a fan fic about wanking Jack Grealish off” as an acceptable excuse for my complete lack of productivity.

 

[ruby1080]

His facial hair
So many shots of his back
Short sleeves

Jack Grealish: Ultimate Footballer

Jack Grealish is the latest player to use the attributes of his Manchester City teammates to help create their ultimate footballer.

www.mancity.com

Spoiler

He needs to stop arselicking Kyle and put some respect on his bae instead

Amazing video

Hair
Face
Back
Arse
Arms
All of it

Love the hot PE teacher vibes smashing it in front of the whiteboard

Love the zero hesitation in putting himself down as best dressed

Confused about what I felt when he described how Kyle gets hold of people

ADORE the fact he's confirmed for us he has no tattoos and "isn't mad on them". You and me both babes

 

[spilldatea]

Screaming at the last few posts

I used a *lot* of water when I lived at home where we had a really good shower.

‘that’s your 4th shower today wtf’
‘i’m just sweating it’s really warm’
‘it’s december and the heating isn’t even on…’

can’t blame ya really, can’t beat good water pressure

 

[Sarararah]

Guys, hear me out on the fake death thing because surely this is fate - we got life insurance at work yesterday and I haven't given my form back yet naming my beneficiary - we can make this work for us somehow right??? Who do I put, tattle hoebags?

 

[Sarararah]

Can just imagine the next time JG catches up, probably would proper laugh at the Kevan comments (that name alone gives me ick on the poor lad, what were Kevin and Karen thinking?)

But then, he reads about his dad

Also, the bar is low enough so I'm gonna say it. I'd shag kieras bloke before Kevan, he actually looks more like Jack, and is better definitely better looking than Kevan........but his whole demeanor and fact he seems to just leech of Jack gives me major ick.

So process of elimination, Jack it's you....... although I bet I'm closer in age to his dad than him

 

[Shoequeen91]

I think so!

I really won (don’t wanna jinx it and the dickhead goes and gets his highlights refreshed before Saturday)

Defo a bit nervy ain’t he, hiding his face in his vest.

 

[wonderstruck25]

Got the job broski’s

Congrats! JG has the bubbly ready for you!

 

[ruby1080]

Don’t know if anyone remembers my mum telling me about some tenuous family link to a vague “Man City player” a few weeks ago, but basically I found out who it is and it’s not JG. I was actually quite relieved as I don’t want any slight hint of incest infiltrating my thoughts about him, despite there being no blood link at all

I’m free to continue perving.

 

[ruby1080]

Feel like I've set the cat amongst the pants pigeons here.

To reiterate, there is definite pants. I just think one of his rascal long tshirts may also be under the hoodie and drooping down at the front.

The dick is still there, just with a nightie-esque tshirt over it.

Let me know if any questions

Best

I think you’re wrong.

Kind Regards.

 

[Violetroselily]

The fucking noise at the beginning

 

[Gizmo24]

Back to work got me feeling like

Have some nearly nude Jack to cheer you all up

 

[Violetroselily]

Fuck my new job, my life is now going to be running a Bae Reacts insta account ala Gemma Collins

 

[wonderstruck25]

Lol I’m liking all the posts about going back to work cause bae looks pretty… but I’m still off sick

Sorry you’re in the office and I’m unable to walk unaided tax (I’ve gone England Jack cause England Jack makes life better)

 

[ruby1080]

I'm crying.

'Kevin, can I call you Jack?'
'My name's Kevan'

"Please, just put the headband on"

I bet he has a similar voice too.

 

[madamchristmas]

where’s that dick or crease man from tiktok when you need him

 

[spilldatea]

Did he read it?!

no i woke up with a hazy memory of messaging him and went into panic mode. read what i’d sent and pissed myself laughing and then unsent it because i’m a shithouse. but let me tell you his skin would be so much better now if he’d taken my unwanted skincare advice.

always thought my DM would be let me sit on your face and not here’s a list of suncreams to make your face more youthful

 

[fortheloveofgrealish]

He’s well close there, did you even watch the game when he was sat down?

It was hard to watch the game with him being so close, I felt like Big and Carrie before they almost got married…..willing him to just look over…unlike me, he was focused on the game

 

[Gizmo24]

Jack tax theme: dunno just think he's fit.