Jack Grealish #16 In Super Jack we love to indulge. The calves, the thighs, the bum... the bulge

[Ceejay23]

This lad I went to school with has started messaging me out of nowhere. He's being so pushy and horrible even after I've repeatedly said no. He's just told me he's got an 11 inch dick () I thought mate I don't care if its 3 foot long you ain't Jack I ain't interested.

 

[spilldatea]

i would like a request for information: ask the guy what was the music like at the houseparty. did coldplay and ed sheeran feature on the party soundtrack? were there panda pops aplenty?

 

[iluvpink]

Girls, I was in the dinner hall with the kids today and one of them showed me her new packed lunch box

Her : Miss, do you like this? My mam got it from asda
Me: You can’t go wrong with a bit of Asda

Fuck sake it’s like JG Tourette’s!

 

[spilldatea]

thread 7 will go down in tattle history as being the funniest thread on this whole website. i have never laughed so much in all my life.

all of the quotes are iconic. it birthed our JPEA motto, it’s the home of the famous ‘what are his pubes are like’ and i don’t care what anyone says the guy bangs to chart music, and that’s a fact.

 

[jade1818]

Jack Grealish #17. His first goal of champions league, sliding on his knees jack go down Down on us please

 

[Delia Smith]

Re Sasha, a Grealish baby and a cheshire mansion are in her 18 month goals I reckon.

 

[SuperNurse]

God bless him, he's trying so hard to get a goal...and playing absolutely amazing

When he comes in steaming at 4am wanting a shag but ready for the sack

 

[Teal Deal]

They be checking the Raya app.

They’re reading Tattle.

Jack: “that one’s always gagging for it - she keeps writing about how much she wants to fuck me”

 

[Delia Smith]

Poundland Jack (Matty Cash) should get together with Poundland Sasha (Lillie Haynes)

 

[smithybean329]

Ok so long time stalker of this thread but never comment cos you ladies are bat shit crazy (and I love it lol)

Totally sharing your obsession. And whoever made all those insta and tiktok videos that you lot share daily is a legend

had a nap earlier and had a crazy dream about him (and it wasn’t even dirty damn it) that’s when I realised I fit right in on here

 

[alice1989]

Just got back from the Etihad - was literally sliding off my seat. Even the way he throws his bottle. I’ve honestly got a problem.

 

[Teal Deal]

He’s still showing when I look! He might’ve done an unlike then re-like, like appearing offline on MSN then changing back to online so your crush defo knows you’re available

Oh god that was me on MSN for years!

Jack on MSN: “HELLO fancy seeing you here”

 

[Delia Smith]

Knowing that Sasha goes to the Etihad gives me the ick

 

[spilldatea]

so i got there just in time to record this enjoy this from the pre match warm up

 

[BDY_97]

I’m sorry but I don’t get why sasha doesn’t post about his games etc? Like, we know the whole wanting to be private thing was a load of shit and was only because she knows he won’t claim her. He scored his first champs league goal and she’s posting fucking sunglasses can you even be arsed man

 

[Timefortea93]

Sasha posted a pic jacks liked it already his broke the record

Defo got his dick wet. And sat next to her bored so might as well give her a little bit of happiness

 

[Shoequeen91]

Play-offs Jack could absolutely destroy me and I would thank him for it several times over

 

[cornflower]

err... what now? (First thought: salty wag thread participant)

 

[BDY_97]

I had a dream last night that Sasha was pregnant, Jack announced it on his insta when I say I RAN straight to insta the second I opened my eyes thank god it was only a dream

 

[candylady]

Pastaislife are you the new Angelcake cos NGL we got excited before and it was the best thread and fun I’ve ever had. Swear down this is true. If not make it good cos we need a laugh YGM #doeshehavepubes