Jack Grealish #100 JG you have got us to a tun. Now please show us your peachy 🍑

[jumpmoon]

WELL DONE YOU THIRSTY BITCHES WE ARE AT THREAD ONE HUNGERED
what a toime to be alive
we have truly seen both the sublime and the ridiculous

We are celebrating the 100m pound man on his 100th thread

congrats to sweet @applecrumble7 for the on theme title

and to @cornflower for the quite frankly disgusting poll theme which i couldn't even bring myself to actually write but i did it because i love you

there are 100 questions as to why we are all still here... including...
why do we all melm our kecks over a bloke who holds a pen like this? or is it because he holds a pen like this?
why is he such a tart? why is he such a wally?
how tall is he?
why did he get rid of all his lower body hair?
why does he have a temple in his back garden?
what is his favourite easter egg?
what ever did he get up to in vegas/mykonos/dubai/ibiza (delete as appropriate)?
what is his favourite Simply Red song?
how did the creative director of Arena Homme + broach him biting his jumper?
why do people keep writing Cantonese fan fiction about him as a dog?

and many more...

Jack tax suggestion is your top ten Jacque moments of all time.

enjoy yaselves and i hope you all appreciate that this was me trying not to name this Mick Hucknall number 1

me writing the poll out against my own gentle sensibilites:

 

[Violetroselily]

Happy birthday to my fave quadruplets @Gizmo24 @cornflower @wonderstruck25 and Slabhead (except you Slab, I hope you get beat by Liverpool)

Real life image of my beautiful birthday girls and their brother

I hope you all have a wonderful day

 

[StephenTJackson]

These shorts are incredible. Lots of meaty thigh, massive calves and basically leaving nothing to the imagination!


He's huge!

 

[jumpmoon]

 

[Starttheline]

WHY AREN'T WE MELTING DOWN

Hairy chest. Hairy nips. Hairy pits. Sexy fingers through sexy hair. Beard. Beard. Beard. Biceps.

Side ribs. Pouty lips. Tiny chilly nips nops.

 

[futbolista]

Jacky got a temp Hollywood walk of fame in Hollywood at the LA trophy tour

 

[cornflower]

hope the announcement is him in an orange thong with orange socks and nothing else

 

[333149O]

happy birthday beautiful babs @wonderstruck25 @cornflower @Gizmo24. all such incredible humans and I hope that you’ve had the most amazing day!

have a lil smiley, handsome, boyfriendy looking Jack with his soft to the touch boyband curtains. mwah

 

[Starttheline]

This is very American school yearbook

 

[333149O]

I come bearing gifts. such a good time at the match today I tried uploading a vid of him wiggling his fine arse but it won’t let me. then made a gif (UNDER 5 MB I MIGHT ADD)

but no, so have some screenshots instead!

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Dj Grealoooo

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

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[cornflower]

10. when he stood pitchside like this for ten minutes waiting for everyone to be quiet so he could throw the ball in - this was the ninth minute

10. when he fell over

10. when he cba getting up

10. when he was comfortable

10. when he first saw a shooting star

10. when he played matchmaker for two friends and saw them share their first kiss

10. when he was out burgling

10. when he won an award for nicest freckles

10. when it had been a long night of thinkies

10. when he was very soft and tiddly

10. when he ate too much bread the morning of training

10. when you thought you'd won

10. when he hugged the squishy pole

9. when he was hungry

8. when he couldn't get out

7. when he was a big pink sausage

6. when he rolled around qatar

5. when he smiled

4. when he was wrapped up in blanket

3. when he didn't brush his hair for four days

2. when he finally washed his hair

1. when he was a hippy

also number 1. the other angle of this but also this angle

 

[gohdkakdbdj]

Whoever took this picture must really love him because they’ve captured him in all his glory (hehe). This. Is. Perfection.

• His perfect erect little bullet nips
• The mood lighting
• The droplets of water coming off his arms
• The pit hair
• Biceps
• Forearms
• His beautiful come to bed eyes, framed by gorgeous dark lashes
• His hair, pulled back into an almost ponytail, by his perfect, giant hands
• Facial hair at the perfect length
• Side rib
• Chest hair
• The juxtaposition of looking so masculine but so vulnerable at the same time
• The promise of what lies under the water

Baby I love it when you starve me and then provide a feast *chef’s kiss*



No seriously, that left nip though!!!



Also, the photographer must have taken a series of photos and this was the one chosen to be posted…so more of this exists

 

[cornflower]

how do all these people on the pitch stop themselves from pulling his shorts down and spanking him silly? honestly.

 

[jumpmoon]

TOP TEN JACQUE MOMENTS a la Jump



10. When he wore this outfit during his BooHoo shoot, which was the best of a bad bunch, thank goodness he has a Gucci deal now lol.

9. When they sent him to pose with some produce at the Aston Villa allotment.

8. When he looked like this.

7. The Sure advert. I am going to agree on @Starttheline with this one. A charming look.

6. When his hair was all floppy and he was leaping about in his pants screaming about VAR like some sort of Brummie Tarzan

5. When he ate the Skittle with his legs crossed and his eyes closed (Sorry @Gattle09)

4. Fun Football bae

3. When he wore the flasher coat with those baggy pants on and THE EARRING for Arena Homme +

2. When he ate his Chinese in his vest / any moment when he wears the vest.

1. When he was skulking about London in the starfish shirt of dreams. Walking the streets at night looking dishevelled in a Versace linen number that costs nearly a grand, tantalisingly open at the belly for absolutely no reason. This is how he looks in the most feverish editions of my imagination.

 

[Starttheline]

RIP me

This is everything. I am struggling to breathe.

 

[cornflower]

Jack Grealish #101 when you tug on his pony it gets him all groany

 

[jumpmoon]

Good morning. This is my life now.

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you could use that nip as a hole punch

or put some ink on it for a bingo stamp

Btw this is a direct message to Jacque don’t u dare touch any more of ur body hair lad this is a public duty for you to keep it. If I see you as much as pluck ur eyebrows I’m out im swiping the tweezers from ur hands and chasing u with them DO NOT DO IT for the love of God boy I don’t know what you were thinking making your belly all bauld like that it was an absolute travesty people were crying in the streets like hired mourners at a medieval funeral in rural France

 

[Jen667]

The whole team is looking very bulgey today has Jack been shrinking everyone's shorts?

Stephen T Jackson finally got a job as kit man