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“any guesses which day?”… we really dont care that much Joanna, we’re just here for the post-partum shitshow love, that you will pretend is soo wonderful 
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You said the baby is coming this week. It’s Monday. Scheduled c-sections only happen on weekdays. Therefore there was a 1/4 chance of getting it right. Hardly surprising there are accurate guesses 
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My thoughts exactly. This did make me laugh. I can only imagine how absolutely exhausted she is now and will be with a newborn. There’s a reason why Mother Nature ends a woman’s ability to have babies at mid-40’s ish at the latest.. how absolutely arrogant and stupid of humans to play God and allow a woman pushing 50 to have a baby. I can’t get on board with this at all. But all the best to them, hopefully it’s smooth sailing..You said the baby is coming this week. It’s Monday. Scheduled c-sections only happen on weekdays. Therefore there was a 1/4 chance of getting it right. Hardly surprising there are accurate guesses
Exactly! There are some accurate guesses of the 4 optionsYou said the baby is coming this week. It’s Monday. Scheduled c-sections only happen on weekdays. Therefore there was a 1/4 chance of getting it right. Hardly surprising there are accurate guesses
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Here we go!!! Popcorn all round guys!!! what time does the movie start???? 
what time does the movie start???? I’m laughing because when I saw Chiara suggested (when she asked what people thought the name was) I thought there’s no way they’ll name her that.. bogan name 
but here we are. I’m actually so surprised at the name, didn’t pick that at all.
but here we are. I’m actually so surprised at the name, didn’t pick that at all.It’s so bogan!! I was thinking CatherineI’m laughing because when I saw Chiara suggested (when she asked what people thought the name was) I thought there’s no way they’ll name her that.. bogan name
this is her hospital bed?! I thought she was home! Nothing like that but then again I was probably slumming it compared to her
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So smart Jo to hold boiling coffee over a newborn! You need help if you and Nick - esp Nick need help if you think your social media presence is going to last.
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That’s the hospital
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this is her hospital bed?! I thought she was home! Nothing like that but then again I was probably slumming it compared to her
That’s the hospital
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theyre off to the Hyatt hotel now, i think this is to free up the hospital room…. oh to have private health…. x
“Chiarrrrrrrrrggaaaa”…..just say kiara ya head.
They’re at the Park Hyatt! It’s a much better experience if they want to bring Charles in for a visit rather than him going to a hospital.
im all for breastfeeding but on instagram tho… really?! u could have chosen any other time to story…. 
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also, excuse me if im wrong but i read in a parenting book never to put our fingers in a babies mouth as our fingers are covered in germs?! god knows whats under his nails…. better to just use a dummy?! xx
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