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[MilkAndTwoSugars]

Oh boo-hoo, Charles is bored of his Portsea holiday home

and Joanna cant wait to palm him off
to ELC/childcare when she gets back to Melbourne

 

[Astyanax]

Does anyone know what this is about?

Us I think!
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The reality of mom life if you have 2 homes, loads of cash and your oldest in nursery 4 days a week!

 

[justanothernickname]

It’s the “I don’t care how much food Charles has in a day” for me…
Looks at stories for the last 24 hours and it’s 90% of “what Charles eats.

 

[santababy]

And the confused nose twitch does my head in!

Family drama goss - nicks family are apparently not happy that they’ve claimed the hous

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Oooh hello insider

I was like ffs, either tell us the gossip or don’t mention the family drama.

also, how has she not had time to do Christmas shopping??? You have a cleaner, send Charles to daycare, stay home and Instagram all day??

 

[unhinched]

Usually a lurker, but have to say… I can’t tell if it’s me being a bit petty, or not… but it does give me a bit of an eye twitch seeing all the second hand toys they amass (today a huge car ramp that is now a double up for something they own in Portsea) from FB marketplace. I can’t help but wonder if perhaps some other child who’s parents don’t have the same cash at their disposal might need these great condition toys instead.

No totally! I’ve always thought this as well. And she’s always so proud about it it also bugs me that she sells secondhand baby things through Instagram. Like babe honestly rather than worry about the money back in your own pocket donate it too a woman’s shelter or something. That honestly does irritate me.. when someone with the means to give to a good cause would rather have the $20 themselves

 

[santababy]

Like is she not missing her husband or Charles? It’s weird. 2 r&r places in 2 weeks

 

[BumbleBeeMarmalade]

Came here to say this too! She's so tacky. Not to mention filming her toddler crying over lunch. Anything for content!

It's so gross. May this second baby make her so busy she no longer has time to report on bowel movements, what they ate, etc etc.

Also as usual she's bitching and moaning about her toddler having a disrupted sleep and not wanting his lunch. LOL wait til you have two little ones to wrangle! She's in for a shock.

 

[BumbleBeeMarmalade]

What she does all day is post on social media. Don't you know she's required to keep her followers updated about her toddler's bowel movements, the food he won't eat, how he won't sleep like a perfect robot, pictures of the sky...she's a busy lady! /s

 

[uglyguccislides]

That is insane! She's like 5 weeks old being held by a 2 year old, on a stone floor

"He's the best big brother".... Til he's not and he drops her

Raced here to say the same thing!!! My eldest was 5 when she finally became a big sister and we NEVER let her hold the baby standing up - she was always sitting down, and had an adult hand supporting bub’s neck when she was a newborn. Charles is hardly more than a baby himself - SO stupid.

 

[Misst2020]

Ugh spending $830 on sunglasses because she felt she had to ... yuck. Have some class and be discreet Joanna. No one likes a bragger

omg this! Every. Single. Day. There are posts of what she’s been spending on, posts about daycare costs (when they don’t actually NEED to send him) how Nick is working himself into the ground everyday (probably to fund her expensive lifestyle) why can she not have a part time job herself?

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

awh Friday afternoons with Grandma Jo.

 

[uglyguccislides]

Bahahahaha way to ruin your own overhyped gender reveal

 

[unhinched]

Does anyone else think she should just give up on the naps with Charles having a toddler bouncing around till 9:30-10pm every night is just ridiculous.. especially if he is napping for hours during the day at his age (Which has reminded me as I typed that that she doesn’t share about his naps anymore like she used too). I totally get what a pain baby/toddler sleep is.. you’re not ready to face them being awake allll day, but then the pay off is you get some evening time to yourself.. I actually think she does it for selfish reasons to some extent. She gets that break during the day and then Nick does the heavy lifting with him after work anyway so she gets the best of both worlds. Anyway this has just irritated me with her going on about how late he is up. Drop his nap and put him to bed earlier or at least phase them out!

 

[blocklife]

Wtf is with her and taking Charles into the community when she knows he sick? Postpone the photos Joanna.

 

[justanothernickname]

Still suprised how slow this thread is sometimes she still annoys me daily haha!

 

[BumbleBeeMarmalade]

So relatable hey! You can't shove your wealth in everyone's faces by posting all the expensive shit you buy and then complain that you have to pay for childcare when you're a stay at home mum who does nothing but shop and sit on Instagram.

 

[Misst2020]

Everything is now next level. The sweet cravings, the salt cravings, the exhaustion! Buckle up Nick, it’s a loooong few months ahead

 

[influencer spy]

I love that she describes herself as a SAHM when her one year old is in daycare three days a week just because she has appointments and wants to eat macarons alone. Don't you have to have the kid at home with you to qualify for SAHM status, otherwise you're just, I dunno, unemployed with a kid?

Yes to this. Needs to get to all those appointments and life admin. Relax babe.

So she’s 48. Fuck having a newborn at 50. Dear lord. Cue mental breakdown with newborn and Charlie bear lol.

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

If this doesn’t scream “I think I’m better than you”Nothing does.
“ Charles is in a constant 24 degrees “… ok love get off ya high horse. Ya fucking idiot.

i’m not even sure 24 degrees is safe - seems too warm! just googled it… yep, too warm really, and should only be in 0.5tog at those temps (she uses 1.0tog). not so smart now is she…

 

[unhinched]

I have never heard her mentioning arguing with Nick? But then I’ve only been following 6 or so months.. maybe a bit longer. Gosh she is just so old to be having a baby though.. there’s a reason Mother Nature provides a cut off point.. maybe IVF clinics should take heed and do the same. Sorry but I don’t really agree with a woman her age having IVF