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[arealpeach]

4 days a week too! ffs .

Shits me she is in a position where she doesn’t have to work, can take her small children to activities most of us cannot do due to work and she would rather send him to aftercare and navel gaze all day after being the food and nap police in Cartier bracelets

 

[santababy]

I feel like all she’s done is have r&r

Is this another gift?

 

[justanothernickname]

She’s a moron. Whinges at everything now. lol. Even a slight inconvenience. I wish she’d hurry up and have the other one so the real comedy can start.
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On another note. She’s looking incredibly old. That is all.

 

[santababy]

Cancel this woman! complains about paying for medication and then sits in her Porsche on her way to her beach house in Portsea! She needs a reality check and so does her husband.

Something about someone sitting in the Porsche complaining about medication prices that makes me LOL
Same LOL I had when she said they weren’t eligible for CCS because they earn over the maximum rate

 

[justanothernickname]

Hahahahhaha doesn’t care about how much he eats…. Bhahahahhahahaha that’s all she cares about. Fuck she’s mental.

 

[influencer spy]

Of course she’s got a cleaner. What the actual fuck do you do all day apart from cook your kid weird food he doesn’t even like.
She needs a Fkn reality check. Newborn going to see her locked up in a straight jacket

 

[MerseyValley]

like the rest of us every day then, im
at home every day with my 2y/o and 3y/o. she doesn’t know how easy she has it during term time!

She says she needs downtime —like she’s about to snap. Nick has been around with them so not sure why she's whinging. Her constant updates are exhausting : kid woke up, kid ate, kid didn’t eat, kid played, kid didn’t sleep, kid slept, kid reading, kid dancing, kid made mess, she's tired, she's exhausted, the clouds —repeat.
What did she expect, being 50 with two young kids. At some point, she needs an outlet that isn’t broadcasting every detail. Find a friend that you can keep longer than a gymbaroo term, build a real support system, and share it there—because no-one needs a running commentary of it all. FFS! STFU!!

 

[uglyguccislides]

Whyyyyy would she post a photo of the kid’s vomit!?!?

 

[santababy]

I just don't get how she thought it would land. Does she assume most of her followers are fellow bored housewives that don't need to work who would sympathise with her whinge? Because I'm guessing most Aussies don't feel sorry for someone who lives in a rich suburb and has a beach house and hasn't returned to paid work but who is complaining about the cost of child care.

That and the wine video, I'm not sure she understands her audience. She's also super sensitive to criticism for someone who posts such private details about her life (her kid's sleep patterns, what he eats, the state of her relationship, her husband's work hours, where the childcare is and what the educators names are... even about her anal pessaries which I really could do without ever hearing about). I really should look away but i can't

She really is sensitive! I honestly think she needs to get off the internet. I’m not sure if she is lonely, but she relies on the internet for everything.

the undisclosed ads, the wine reel, begging for likes.. common.

and yes, don’t whinge about the child care subsidy when you’re clearly earning too much

 

[justanothernickname]

“I feel so bad for the people who have lost babies and don’t have a mum”… but also here’s a pic of me giving birth and shopping for me about to give birth.. ffs. Read the room joannna.
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Ooohhh she deleted it!! Hahahah hiiii Joanna!!

 

[sk_dd]

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Taking bets on whether or not Jo is the most uptight person on the internet. Honestly her kids will not starve to death or be harmed in any way by being picky for awhile!! I guess I just never had that anxiety around kids and food but honestly she needs to chill out. Parenting 2 kids 24/7 like yes.. you have 2 kids.. she’s such a moron. This might be the most out of touch post I’ve ever seen tbh. She is a SAHM staying at their own holiday home!! Mental load!?! She is ridiculous. I can’t imagine what she’s going to be like with these kids as they get older/teenage years. She will not cope.

Oh boo-hoo, Charles is bored of his Portsea holiday home

 

[blocklife]

I give it 2 months before she has a nanny, or at least a night nanny when Charlotte (whatever other C name Nick picked) arrives.

 

[sk_dd]

I always wonder if she has a food safety licence to make + sell her bliss balls online.

 

[justanothernickname]

Hahahahhahahah thought she couldn’t care less about us… and we are “losers”as per her words at her “therapy” session…still reads here though don’t ya granny….
Have fun being 50 with a newborn and toddler..
p.s. give Charles some normal food … I wouldn’t eat half the shit you make either

 

[influencer spy]

Nick does soooo much - she has no idea
how lucky she is! He baths Charles every night, gets him ready for bed and reads him stories. Same in the morning, gets him up, dressed etc all before he starts work. She has no clue how lucky she is!

And while he does that she’s busy over complicating food he doesn’t even want

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

another ultrasound today?! hell, she only had one 4 days ago! how much can change in 4 days?! JFC

 

[justanothernickname]

third consecutive posts from me sorry but…. nobody likes a brag! im struggling here with my little girl who has severe reflux even at 7 months still and i cant take her anywhere, she hates the carseat and doesnt sleep the car. so just keep your modesty to yourself Joanna!

She’d be bragging on purpose, has to pretend she’s doing well, she knows we are watching, trust me nothing is perfect about her situation. She does not cope well with any ounce of stress, but there’s no way she’ll say that over instagram, she’s got the whole “perfect family” down pat.

 

[Astyanax]

I also can’t bear her. It’s def a hate follow now. But I’ll probably stick around for a bit to see what a meal she makes of having 2. Not sure how long I can bear the toxic “girl mum” stuff though. The post about the outfits . I just can’t bear people who one year are just desperate to have a baby and then soon after are obsessed with gender (and I feel like it is gender rather than sex in this case when you are taking photos of rows of pink frilly dresses). I hope this girl is like my niece who refused to wear anything but a skeleton onesie or a black tracksuit when she was 5 .

 

[uglyguccislides]

The kids are bloody lucky they dodged her genes she is looking dreadful

 

[santababy]

I really want that person to come back who had intel on Nick