Ivf_Tribe

[unhinched]

I wonder if the mum I see every week at swimming lessons with four children, two who take lessons one after the other and the other two just a toddler and baby, would find a photoshoot with one toddler chaotic . She’s the definition of a first time mum but at a much older age so must be so so so exhausted. She irritates me with how much she goes on about Charles sleep and eating. It’s not “sleep pressure” and “wake windows” anymore love he’s a two year old. She acts like he’s still a newborn but has another baby due asap. I really feel she’s not going to cope well.

 

[Misst2020]

Everything this woman eats is now a craving

 

[wannabealove]

Cancel this woman! complains about paying for medication and then sits in her Porsche on her way to her beach house in Portsea! She needs a reality check and so does her husband.

 

[santababy]

Just incase anyone was wondering how much the stay was

 

[unhinched]

Omg four days! And she doesn't work/need to send him. Excessive. I hate to judge but why?????

I don’t think she copes well/is a perfectionist so struggles with the two of them and thinks she needs to be giving kids “one on one” time all the time etc. And having the money gives you the option I suppose. If they were broke (they wouldn’t have the kids anyway..) they wouldn’t be able to afford the childcare and she’d just have to crack on. Also she probably justifies it in her mind that it is good for Charles to go (I don’t have anything against daycare but think four days is a bit excessive in her position for a two year old). I had to laugh in her Q&A Nick wants her to go back to work because of “cost of living”. Some people really have no idea.

 

[unhinched]

Taking bets on whether or not Jo is the most uptight person on the internet. Honestly her kids will not starve to death or be harmed in any way by being picky for awhile!! I guess I just never had that anxiety around kids and food but honestly she needs to chill out. Parenting 2 kids 24/7 like yes.. you have 2 kids.. she’s such a moron. This might be the most out of touch post I’ve ever seen tbh. She is a SAHM staying at their own holiday home!! Mental load!?! She is ridiculous. I can’t imagine what she’s going to be like with these kids as they get older/teenage years. She will not cope.

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

oh wow, Charles goes to childcare 4 days a week now and she has a babysitter for him Friday afternoons. She must rarely see him even tho she’s on maternity leave.

 

[santababy]

Guys Pandoras business have is a shoutout

 

[blocklife]

Her friends are sending flowers because she is so overwhelmed. Can’t tarnish her image.

 

[Astyanax]

“Daddy day care” FFS - no it’s just daddy taking his child on an outing!

 

[justanothernickname]

yes – we get it. Your kids look alike. Why is she so obsessed with them being identical?! xxx

Hahahaha I put no, just to piss her off.

 

[santababy]

I honestly do not understand why these influencer accounts take their children out stating that they are sick.
@little.lulu.love does it, and now Jo is saying that Charles has vomited two times this morning.

If your child is sick. Stay the fuck home. Stop taking them out.

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

You are going to have alot more to worry about in a few weeks from now my love. Now… salted or sweet popcorn, let me decide…

 

[Wallawallabingbong]

OMG she is going to have to do bathtime! How, oh how is she going to survive!!!

 

[influencer spy]

Nicks so sick but let’s go to the park and get a family photos. Lel ok

 

[Astyanax]

I can’t wait for the new baby to come, she won’t care then about every grain of rice poor Charles eats or what temperature his room is

 

[IAmSometimesTheWalrus]

So aside from the fact that a caesar does not render you completely incapacitated (I’ve had two), there will be her mother, a nanny, Charles still going to childcare, a “hands-on” husband all present at the Melbourne house (not the Portsea holiday house) and she is still asking for meal train volunteers.
Christ on a balance bike from Stonnington Toy Library…

 

[unhinched]

Imagine forgetting you had $25 worth of seafood in the fridge ‍ oh how the other half live..

 

[Astyanax]

Does she never just give that kid a simple throw in the oven chicken nugget dinner or something once in a while? I know he is young and yes I am all for healthy eating and getting the good stuff in them but my god that kid is 90% fish congee let him experience other tastes

Ha ha I always think this! No wonder he refuses food and wants cheese! Also he’s so young to have the iPad while eating. I’d rather my kid ate chicken nuggets and wasn’t glued to a screen!

 

[wannabealove]

Now she works?? What’s with then lying and always saying you’re a stay at home mum!