Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally

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Why is she wearing a suit jacket to eat a picnic in her back garden? šŸ¤£

also, it is still far too cold for a little cotton strapped dress and wedges with no tights. She must have had goose pimples. I just cannot with this one.
 
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Do we think Stacey Solomon still follows her and laughs herself silly at her ridiculous stories?

Noticed a child going into nursery today in a blouse, black leggings and black patent boots. Like WHY?! Theyā€™re going to get wrecked. Itā€™s not a bloody fashion show. My daughter has a nursery wardrobe - trainers, wellies, a coat, hat and scarf and clothes that can get absolutely trashed and itā€™s fine. Let children be children.
 
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Do we think Stacey Solomon still follows her and laughs herself silly at her ridiculous stories?

Noticed a child going into nursery today in a blouse, black leggings and black patent boots. Like WHY?! Theyā€™re going to get wrecked. Itā€™s not a bloody fashion show. My daughter has a nursery wardrobe - trainers, wellies, a coat, hat and scarf and clothes that can get absolutely trashed and itā€™s fine. Let children be children.
Tbf who cares if the kid at nursery gets their clothes wrecked? As you say thatā€™s what clothes are for. As long as theyā€™re comfy and warm itā€™s no big deal.
 
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Can you imagine Ella going to an actual nursery and coming out beaming at the realistic artwork she'd done and the staff being really enthusiastic saying how much fun she'd had and Lauren being horrified.
 
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Can you imagine Ella going to an actual nursery and coming out beaming at the realistic artwork she'd done and the staff being really enthusiastic saying how much fun she'd had and Lauren being horrified.
Sheā€™ll be eligible for free hours soon I think but I bet Lauren wonā€™t send her. I think it would do the world of good for her to actually socialise and be allowed to get messy, be creative and be herself without being Laurenā€™s play doll.
 
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Sheā€™ll be eligible for free hours soon I think but I bet Lauren wonā€™t send her. I think it would do the world of good for her to actually socialise and be allowed to get messy, be creative and be herself without being Laurenā€™s play doll.
But who would keep Lauren company in her empty little life šŸ˜‚
 
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Sheā€™ll be eligible for free hours soon I think but I bet Lauren wonā€™t send her. I think it would do the world of good for her to actually socialise and be allowed to get messy, be creative and be herself without being Laurenā€™s play doll.
She wouldnā€™t be able to cope with the germs and dirt šŸ˜… my girls started this week and I naively put them in white tops (they were old ones tbf) and they came home covered in paint and pasta sauce šŸ˜‚ granted they had a wicked time though
 
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She wouldnā€™t be able to cope with the germs and dirt šŸ˜… my girls started this week and I naively put them in white tops (they were old ones tbf) and they came home covered in paint and pasta sauce šŸ˜‚ granted they had a wicked time though
They can be their nursery tops now šŸ¤£

We had the dreaded head lice notification last week so Iā€™m waiting (and itching in anticipation šŸ˜‚)
 
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Imagine completing your 1 year olds artwork and trying to pass it off as theirs.
her daughter isnā€™t even 2 and the tit she makes out she can do is getting more and more ridiculous by the day.
 
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Imagine completing your 1 year olds artwork and trying to pass it off as theirs.
her daughter isnā€™t even 2 and the tit she makes out she can do is getting more and more ridiculous by the day.
I just came here after seeing her recent stories, quite sad actually that she canā€™t let her daughter draw and paint how she would like to, everything has to be insta perfect
 
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Getting a bit silly now. All these activities that a 2 year old is supposed to be doing. Learning the days of the week?! Come ON, Lauren!
 
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I just came here after seeing her recent stories, quite sad actually that she canā€™t let her daughter draw and paint how she would like to, everything has to be insta perfect
The same woman who puts her daughter in a white cardigan and dress to go to the farm. Control freak.
 
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a completely appropriate outfit to paint in. no apron needed. šŸ«£

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you mean ā€œIā€ Lauren.
 
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Ellaā€™s second birthday, the sperm donor has posted about how much they both love her and photos of the three of them, and Lauren just posts herself and Ella. I wonder why sheā€™s so cold. Does he not fit her aesthetic because he isnā€™t painted pink?
 
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Wonder if sheā€™ll mention the sperm donor this Fatherā€™s Day ā€¦
 
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