Surprised she was allowed to touch a swing that wasn’t “French chic” chalk painted in pink …
Surprised she was allowed to touch a swing that wasn’t “French chic” chalk painted in pink …When your mum puts you in your Sunday best for the parkView attachment 1719915View attachment 1719916
Don’t go giving her ideasSurprised she was allowed to touch a swing that wasn’t “French chic” chalk painted in pink …
Poor girl will be freezing.When your mum puts you in your Sunday best for the parkView attachment 1719915View attachment 1719916
I never understand why if she lives at home, she’s given absolute free rein to decorate the house and play grown ups, pretending the house is hers.View attachment 1765140
“oh good, mummy has put her skimpy “pyjamas” on for another fucking photoshoot”
also, why is the tree blocking the telly?the lights would get right on my tits
Her whole life is pretending though if you think about it. It’s just so odd for Ella, surely she wants to do better for her?!I never understand why if she lives at home, she’s given absolute free rein to decorate the house and play grown ups, pretending the house is hers.
So bizarre! Can guarantee she didn’t make cookies on the floor it was all set up for the perfect photo op …Why doesn’t Ella have crayons. Poor girl will struggle with pencils. The outfits. The lack of photos of the sperm donor. Surely you’d have more around the house? The ridiculous outfits for Ella. The colouring that Lauren clearly did. Why the hell are they doing cookies on a mat on the floor in the lounge?! Home alone at 1 year old when you know Ella would have no interest whatsoever in the film - it’s just so ridiculous
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The weirdest thing overall is this single mum life she’s trying to portray.“Colouring the gingerbread house kept us busy for an hour”
Followed by photo of said house which looks like a toddler has done what a toddler does - scribbled on it for approximately 3 minutes then got bored and wandered off. An hour? Really Lauren?
Everything is a prop. All the pens and crayons and so on are clearly new and never been used before. The cookie mix and been set up on the floor and Ella allowed to prod it with a spoon briefly while photos were taken. The child only ever wears pristine clothes, most of which are only ever worn once presumably for a photo. Their pretend life is so small and so sad. If a photo appeared of them both dressed in jeans and battered fleeces, no overly done hair, no face full of make up, messing about in the park (not having a staged picnic) I think I’d do a little cheer.
This photo does give off the vibe of ‘not together but co-parenting’ rather than an actual couple!I was coming here about the photo. Looks like the sperm donor has been photoshoppped in! Lauren and FC look more like a coupleView attachment 1796245
Not good enough for both ears to make it on thoughOh Tom must have been a good boy, just about got onto a grid photo.
I did think that too but he seems so oblivious.This photo does give off the vibe of ‘not together but co-parenting’ rather than an actual couple!
It's almost as though he's asked to be on her grid, she's made sure he was sat on the opposite side so when they split he can easily be cropped out and its still a nice photo of her and Ella with santa lolI was coming here about the photo. Looks like the sperm donor has been photoshoppped in! Lauren and FC look more like a coupleView attachment 1796245
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