Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally

[#ad#aff]

9 photos of Xmas and she really couldn’t include Ella’s FATHER in one of them?

 

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‘Xmas girls night’.. there are definitely no girls. By girls she means her mum, Sandrini and the baby.

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Fail to believe that Ella has requested another Easter egg hunt bath or whatever she’s calling it. For a child that never socialises with other children I doubt very much her vocabulary is that advance for a child of her age. My LO is 3 in September and started nursery the end of last year, in that time her speech has come on so much but even for her I really don’t think she could tell me something with that much detail. She needs to pack it in lying about her child and just enjoy the stage she’s at and stop exaggerating!

Agree. It took me 3 different attempts at breakfast for my three year old this morning to discover that “breakfast beans” was in fact rice crispies

 

[Lahne]

At least she’s picked a different freeze frame for the telly this year

 

[Lahne]

I’ve said before that it’s obvious that she adores her daughter which is lovely and it’s nice that she wants to do activities with her, but she falls short every time because the activities that she does are all for show and are of little benefit to Ella. She could tape a massive sheet of paper to the floor, put paper plates of poster paint out and let Ella finger, hand, foot, hell, even full body paint all over it, let it dry, let her go mad with a print stick then chuck a load of glitter over it. She could then cut that up to make crackers, wrapping paper, Christmas cards etc. That way she’s provided a fun, sensory activity that has allowed her daughter to explore something. And what’s wrong with making some pastry, rolling it out then letting Ella cut out circles with cookie cutters then dollop jam into them in a baking tray. Then she could play with the left over raw pastry. Age appropriate and something that children enjoy and learn through. But no, everything is to look pretty on Instagram.

 

[#ad#aff]

If keeping up her benefits is the real, genuine reason, that she won’t publicly acknowledge the father of her child then she’s the scum of the earth. I really want to believe that isn’t the reason because it’s too fucking grim. I wonder if that’s why she forgot about her chronic illness.

 

[Lahne]

Contain your excitement everyone; this year she has wrapped up her collection of empty shoe boxes and cereal packets with green and white paper. CALM DOWN, LAUREN.

 

[alittle-stitious]

I was coming here about the photo. Looks like the sperm donor has been photoshoppped in! Lauren and FC look more like a couple View attachment 1796245

This photo does give off the vibe of ‘not together but co-parenting’ rather than an actual couple!

 

[Ebear1206]

I mean why it’s she making out these activitiesare great for 18 month olds? My little boy has the attention span of a goldfish and wouldn’t sit still long enough to even entertain trying to making a fucking chocolate bauble. She’s deluded. And probably making some new mums feel shit for not doing enough festive activities with their kids.

 

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So Ella went to gymnastics. She wore a pink frilly outfit with bows in her hair and Lauren was fully done up in a tight fitting dress WHY

 

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People are commenting saying she’s so talented and she should get a job as a designer. She put some white paint on a plastic sandpit. My brain is leaking out of my ears.

 

[Lahne]

A one year old baby does not need that many birthday presents! Disgusting consumerism yet again

Half of them will be the sad empty wrapped up boxes she always does for the gram. I wouldn’t worry.

 

[Dipdab]

Can’t wait to see the Mother’s Day card that Ella made all by herself with no help, complete with handwritten poem and perfect calligraphy …

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Why does she put Ella's name on everything? So much personalised stuff

Hate it when coats/jackets/jumpers and bags have the child’s name emblazoned all over it - just a massive safeguarding/abduction risk imo. Brings a level of familiarity for strangers which I don’t like. But maybe I’m overprotective as a teacher

 

[Pawpaw365]

The fact she can actually successfully parent and do so much with Ella proves that her chronic fatigue claims were total BS.

 

[noaddedsugar]

she has serious issues and she’s going to project them onto Ella. the fact she’s already insinuated that she has separation anxiety/attachment issues and makes it out to be a cute little quirk is worrying. Ella might be all that she needs but it’s not fair to put so much onto a child. she lives a really sheltered life but she should want more for her daughter!

and I do feel really sorry for Tom but surely he must see by now what a mug she is making of him? the whole setup is so bizarre. their relationship is completely one sided. if you have a baby with your partner why would you not wanna live together?

Also the fact that she hasn’t mentioned her illness really since having Ella and is able to faff on doing all this daft stuff makes me think it was all put on to start with cos she couldn’t be bothered to go out and get a job! but now she has Ella she doesn’t want to keep up the pretence because if she said was too exhausted to lift her head up off the pillow and brush her hair it would ruin her image of the perfect insta-mum

she is everything I hate about instagram

 

[DoseofReality]

Or we just think you're a wally for wearing a plunging swimming costume to swim with your baby, who also doesn't need to wear a headband for swimming. Don't need to see your vag either.

 

[Xlau90x]

His story compared to hers 🫤 I feel really bad for him, he seems a decent enough guy! But she has honestly used him as a sperm donor and checked out of that relationship!

 

[DoseofReality]

She's only cheating herself. And teaching Ella from a very early age that whatever she does is not good enough, which could have a lasting effect.

 

[#ad#aff]

I think we can safely say that Ella hasn’t popped out to be the aesthetic baby Lauren was hoping for (she’s beautiful, but not ‘Instagram goals’) so she has to shove on her a constant reminder that she’s a girl. In this day and age, why are people forcing these gender stereotypes so much? Everything has to be pink because Ella is a GIRL. Never mind her soft head or her hair trying to grow, let’s shove some elastic over it lest anyone assume Ella is NOT A GIRL.