Its Em #13 I am an Christmas Robin, with a huge noggin

[VirtualSignal]

Who the frack would want to be a ‘travel princess’. Being dependent on a man to get you through passport control and trotting along behind him isn’t a flex…it’s pathetic.

 

[VirtualSignal]

Do you think Em has cricet-ed khila a Christmas Day outfit for her, personalised by fashion by Em. Can’t wait to see that

I can picture it now…a denim gilet emblazoned with ‘I am an ADHD’ in glitter on the back

 

[lexiloo]

Never seen anyone match their brows to their jumper

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Why put out a flog like that- only to get sympathy. Shameless toddler.
Her mother and Chris would be caring for that child. She would be too helpless.
Obviously they were told all of their options when they saw the fertility specialist- i know as we were told what steps would be done first, depending on what the issue was then this treatment/ medication would be done etc. They did tell us about types of adoption including foreign adoption and the reality of successfully having a child. I don't believe she had fibroid surgery or endometrial scrapping done. No IVF.
They obviously do not want to go the adoption route....foreign route as that was in my time over $50,000 US.
She just wanted people to feel sorry for her.
I don't believe they tried IVF.
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Thunder thighs.....ugly shoes that do not go with those jeans. Plus she is so fat the regular jeans turn into skinny jeans on her big wide legs.

She has a type of genetic condition, I can’t remember - Turners or Edward’s Syndrome which would also impact their likelihood of conceiving and carrying a baby to term. No judgment from me on their decision not to opt for IVF or surrogacy or adoption etc, they seem genuinely in love and enjoy each others company. It’s a bit of a shitshow to set up a camera to cry at it though. I do get how tough it is, I lost a little boy and it doesn’t usually get me but this year I saw a wee shirt and it was so cute, I had a little tear that I’ll never have a lad to buy for. But that was between me and the lift in Marks and Spencer, not the whole internet.

 

[Officedoor123]

I think what Em would like to do, deep down, is some amateur dramatics. She really fancies herself on camera and does lots of stupid posing and eye fucking the camera, the shame of it is her size is holding her back. She knows she's too big and unfit to be in a play and fit in costumes etc

Em also likes to be a big fish in a little pond. She can be all that when she pretends on camera and filters and angles work in her favour, but put her in a room with actual talented/committed people, eg choir, massage course, gym and she can't cope and gives up. Same reason why she's had the same admin job for umpteen years, too scared to go for anything else and have to pit your real self against other people. The confidence she shows us is bullshit.

 

[alphabetadelta]

I think the nominations are open for the 2024 pride of Britain awards. Such courage and strength.

 

[Mushy]

Starting off 2024 bragging you're helpless, followed by bragging you're going to the most expensive, childish, repetitive holiday destination. She truly does share every movement of her life like a teenager would online.

 

[VirtualSignal]

The contradiction of a bag costing my monthly mortgage repayment teamed with a sweatshop labour shoddily made coat from Shien screams ‘knock off Coach bag from a Turkish market’

 

[kittypaws]

I fucking ate her hair when you have a face as huge as hers, and cheeks big enough for a plane to land on, thin straight blonde hair isn’t the one!!!

Why do people like her think that having slick straight hair will make their head look smaller!? The more volume the better when you have a chubby face!!! If she went brunette, used some volumising tools and products and had some decent bangs put in she’d look a lot better.
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Guys Tattle is being a bellend and won’t let me edit my previous message so I’d like to clarify I did not eat Em’s hair

 

[Crybaby Tania]

Christmas is a strange time, it's meant to be the happiest time of the year. It's not though if you are coping with a sense of loss, bereavement, loneliness or going through hard times.
I feel bad for her about her struggles to have children.
I do feel very cynical about this vlog though, it seems too set up and contrived to me. Just a performance for content and views.

 

[Beverley macca]

Sorry if this is heartless but 3 days ago she was crying she hasn't got children. How the bloody hell would she cope if she did. Absolutely knobhead of a woman. Hi Em.

 

[littlemisschattergiggles]

I'm sorry but she's been banging on about Christmas since August or September and now a week out she's filming herself crying.
Like others we've been down the infertility road, I know what it's like seeing everyone around you getting pregnant and you can't. But I don't feel she ever really explored her options. IVF would have needed her to lose weight.
Adoption, surrogacy etc....
We had our miracle baby and are thankful every day

 

[Patmullins1]

...they would have to be industrial strength......View attachment 2618392

Fuck ‘Elf on the shelf’, would be ‘’The Chris’ on a Crane’.

 

[Vixen88]

So this has been confirmed by a GP and prescribed antibiotics (highly unlikely as surgeries have been closed for Christmas) or has she just ‘caught’ Mik’s hypochondria?? I think we all know the answer to that. Such attention seeking.

This is what I thought. Christmas morning saying she has a sore throat, it’s a throat infection. An infection generally means a doctor has diagnosed is and has prescribed antibiotics. Doesn’t it? Now today we have a chest infection.
Also if she’s just been around Onslow who said he was rough on Christmas Eve and was taking a Lemsip, couldn’t it just be she’s caught whatever cold/virus that was and she’s just under the weather.
An infection is something very different is it not? Like doesn’t just pass in a few days with a couple of paracetamol and a snooze, you actually need antibiotics?

Was she still well enough to make sure she collected her present from Kim? Greedy, grabby Emma would probably make it off her death bed if she know there was a gift waiting for her.

I say this as someone who has never has a chest infection that I’ve known of. Plenty of colds etc, that because I’m self employed, I just battle on with because no one pays me to stay in bed, plus I have a dog that I can’t palm off on my mum when I don’t feel like walking it.

I suppose Emma knows better though. Even if, after completing a holistic therapy course on Indian head massage couldn’t tell where the crown of her head was last week, and thought it was her hairline. Moron.

 

[Delia Smith]

If you had house decor as bland as Emma’s, would you not be embarrassed making a dedicated instagram account for it ??

 

[kittypaws]

Always at your service guys….

 

[Beverley macca]

WTF does she look like in that dress Eye fucking off the scale. She thinks she's so gorgeous, still, I will only forever see her as the flat footed, giant bag swinging loon in Kittypaws video.

 

[Vixen88]

I do feel very cynical about this vlog though, it seems too set up and contrived to me. Just a performance for content and views.

Very contrived. Most normal people would just turn the camera off and go and give their husband or mum a cuddle and have a chat. Not narcissist Emma, made sure she was all dolled up, camera all set up, she moved and paused the camera multiple times in the first minute, showed off the Bratz doll a couple of times (probably paid to!). She even made sure the thumbnail set the tone. Classic Emma.

I don’t doubt everything she said wasn’t true, but I don’t get why she posts things like that, to not read and, as a minimum, heart the nice comments.

 

[Hanna Spanna]

Who does a practice run of the Christmas table? Am I missing something? Is this a thing?.

 

[Beverley macca]

Merry Christmas......just remember those less fortunate than yourself today.......all those poor sods that have got to put up with Em being centre of attention. I'd rather have root canal without anaesthetic. Ho ho ho.