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Its Em #13 I am an Christmas Robin, with a huge noggin
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Thank you @evoway13 
May I also take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Tattlers a very happy festive season
May I also take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Tattlers a very happy festive season
Em has used cake sprinkles for 'reindeer food'........These are not good for wild birds/wildlife in general.
She's cricut Chris a Christmas jumper. It should've said 'I am an Christmas'
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She's cricut Chris a Christmas jumper. It should've said 'I am an Christmas'
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You tooThank you @evoway13
May I also take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Tattlers a very happy festive season
As I was getting ready for work this morning, I was wondering why on earth Em gets up so early and travels for her job? I think she has an admin position, so not something specialist. Presumably she could work pretty much anywhere? And she can definitely work from home, she did during Covid. She was dressed and in full make up at 5.45am! Makes me think she doesnt have the confidence to move to another role. I sure as tit wouldnt be up and dressed and made up by 5.45am off to catch a train in the pouring rain for an admin job that i could do nearer to home. What an absolute ball ache.
I can’t get over the size of her face in today’s vlog. Wow.
The absolute size of them both 
eating themselves to death 
eating themselves to death
I was watching them two sorting out the Quality Street pic-n-mix. I was thinking that I've never actually seen them at a PYO for fresh produce like 
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I think she only goes to pumpkin picking for filming, I can't recall her ever cooking a pumpkin
Am I right or wrong?
🧅I think she only goes to pumpkin picking for filming, I can't recall her ever cooking a pumpkin
Am I right or wrong?In today's vlog she says she's dragging Chris' bum round the shops on his day off after working nights (very thoughtful of her), because "Im not doing all the shopping by myself". What a bleeping joke. She doesnt do ANYTHING by herself. Shes totally reliant on Chris or her mum taking her. Talk about bloody gaslighting!
What the hell was that monstrosity of a dress she bought on Vinted? She’ll look like an enormous fat Grinch in that.
They flew all the way to Florida and were too tight to go to Disney so they went orange picking insteadI was watching them two sorting out the Quality Street pic-n-mix. I was thinking that I've never actually seen them at a PYO for fresh produce like
I think she only goes to pumpkin picking for filming, I can't recall her ever cooking a pumpkin
How many dresses does one person need?
I actually gasped at the Quality Street segment. A cracker full of coffee creams and a tin packed full of Em’s ‘favourites’. Christ.
Oh and Chris bought her one of her Christmas presents from Charlotte Tilbury …. Big greedy toddler that’s the only reason she dragged Chris out !
Oh and Chris bought her one of her Christmas presents from Charlotte Tilbury …. Big greedy toddler that’s the only reason she dragged Chris out !
Why would she buy that green dress? it looks like it's made of crepe paper. I wonder if she'll treat us to a try on of it with her saggy pitta bread titties on show?
Did feel slightly sorry for Chris when she said she was dragging the poor bugger out after working nights! But seems he was beside himself at the quality street greed fest!
I find it interesting that people have the brain space to think about making a special trip to take their quality street tin to a shop to fill it with specific chocolates. It would never enter my head, ever. But I'm sure loads must do it or it wouldn't be there.
Her saying she was dragging him along -isn't this gonna provide lots of content for you? Why not just get on with it. It's not like he has form for never being around I've never ever ever seen a man as patient and present in a shop as Chris. He's right by her side as she's slowly inspecting the ugliest things in homesense, every time!
Her saying she was dragging him along -isn't this gonna provide lots of content for you? Why not just get on with it. It's not like he has form for never being around
I've never ever ever seen a man as patient and present in a shop as Chris. He's right by her side as she's slowly inspecting the ugliest things in homesense, every time!Why did Chris need a separate cracker of creams? Is the tin just for Emma? How many chocolates does one woman need?The absolute size of them both
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I was hoping and praying the person on the till would tell them to take some out
I didn't know about refillable Quality Street tins.......We get the 2kg box of Heroes for 20 quid on Amazon plus the 2.4kg of Celebrations - they last until Easter .....there's a minimum of six of us over Christmas plus family and friends lol........not just two Golightly's munching on them!!! I love my cherry liqueurs because no one else likes them. Em wouldn't like them as they contain fruit!!!!
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.....there's a minimum of six of us over Christmas plus family and friends lol........not just two Golightly's munching on them!!! I love my cherry liqueurs because no one else likes them. Em wouldn't like them as they contain fruit!!!!---
It did look like the lid wouldn't fit on the tin. Those tins hold 1kg ....Em tried shoving at least 500g extra in it
I love cherry liqueurs and mum used to buy me a box every Christmas. Then 4 years ago I gave up drinking. The first year, I got a box. The 2nd year I said not to bother "cos they contain alcohol" and mum (bless her) said "they don't contain much, it won't hurt you"I didn't know about refillable Quality Street tins.......We get the 2kg box of Heroes for 20 quid on Amazon plus the 2.4kg of Celebrations - they last until Easter
. And Bucks Fizz doesn't count "cos it's got orange juice in it".Talking of which, I see the BF got a mention as well.
I wonder if she got her mandarin trifle??.......I'm sure she has said before that she has it all to herself because her mum and Chris don't like mandarinsI love cherry liqueurs and mum used to buy me a box every Christmas. Then 4 years ago I gave up drinking. The first year, I got a box. The 2nd year I said not to bother "cos they contain alcohol" and mum (bless her) said "they don't contain much, it won't hurt you"
Talking of which, I see the BF got a mention as well.
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