Itsdaniellesjourney #19 Butchered dozza, content is dead; nevermind I’ll AFF link my sofs cleaner instead

[Lady1980]

Chicken and basil pesto pasta last night, that Greek classic. That she had to send back for not having enough pesto in. Then on for German beers. She's a joke

That she sent back as it had too much moisture.

 

[Rabbit!69]

Oh the cringe levels increaseeeeeee

Imagine paying £9.99 a month to try & stay relevant when your contents shit & your losing followers by the day. She definitely lives up to her Desperate Dan name

 

[Gossip101xoxo]

All their holidays, not no matter where they go, look like they’re in Benidorm

 

[Lady1980]

I never get the impression that she is going to all these places because she enjoys exploring or is excited to fit in as much as she can. It's so she can 'tick' as much off as possible for instagram. End of.

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Dead. #BurgerWatch.

The greek cuisine lasted long.

 

[MrsHeather]

Those trousers look anything but flattering

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Just say ten minutes, why is she so weird about everything?!

 

[Notinstafamous]

I always had a theory that they’ve been secretly TTC. That secret fertility treatments are the reason behind her weight gain. She’s pumped full of hormones etc and never been able to go back.

Nah, she’s just a greedy pig

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Wonder if she sent these scrambled eggs back complaining they were undercooked.

 

[Potato_waffle]

Considering its 34 degrees she is wearing so many clothes!

 

[Lady1980]

She's trolling us, surely? Day 4 and sick of Greek food?!

 

[MrsHeather]

Things have been a bit slow on the sofa cleaner/alarm clock tally so I did an aff/link on holiday tally, the grand total was 54.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

I've just come back from Greece and there's no way she's comfortable in that outfit in the current temperatures there!

Also she's brought her crochet.

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Has she had a pizza yet?

Not yet. She's had pasta and burgers. Just need pizza and Thai food to complete her usual foodie travel menu.

 

[GiveMeFreebies]

Im pretty sure she’s said she doesn’t want kids. Nothing about her life or home shows even the remotest interest in having kids. If she was going through any kind of treatment she’d be the first to rinse it for whatever aff she could - we’d be seeing the little alcohol wipes daily.
she’s just got fat through her own greed for beige food and alcohol

 

[JohannaCawffey]

What an absolute saddo.
Day 2 of her holiday and she's linking her water shoes and asking her followers what their favourite ice cream is?? Why can't she just relax and enjoy herself, and get off the bloody internet?!

 

[CoffeeFiend]

New thread. Thanks to @breadpitt for the suggestion. It was the most liked title from what I could see.

Danielle has been for a *wonder* and bought a new hat for her second tour of Greece which is coming up soon. Unfortunately, she didn't manage to see all of the burger places when she was last there but has since done some research (all by herself) and found there are new ones for her to try.

Her new job is going well. However, the days are long and when she blinks, it's already time for bed.

Her forever home is still not sold but she's hoping someone will fall in love with the skylight to let in all that beautiful sunshine that she constantly raves about.

No one has seen Ben recently but there have been unconfirmed reports of a wild boar roaming the estate, so he must have escaped his pen (garage) at some point.

Bored now. Going for a bath.

 

[Catherinez]

Another fucking burger?

 

[Sticky One]

That skirt is anything but flattering, looks likes curtains plus she is actually glowing orange

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Is that bastard cardigan surgically attached? She must be COOKIN