It’sDanielle’sJourney #17 Chesney has got some mortgage eyes going on; one fixed and one variable

Will Desperate Dan lose her thumb

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AngelBabes

AngelBabes

Thank you @ChubClubThug for your blinder of a comment. 👏🏼 It wasn’t a thread title suggestion but your post was in the top ‘most liked posts.’ Alternatively, one of the top most liked posts was again from @ChubClubThug and also not a thread title suggestion but sill hilarious, “she’s gone from part-time cheating to full-time eating.” Mods and beauts please delete or modify if deemed inappropriate. 😘

Link to the previous thread beauts! 😘

It’sdanielle’sjourney #16 What trinkety bit will she crochet next?

Sorry that it’s a rubbish title but I didn’t know how to find the best liked # What can I say? She’s as dull as ditchwater which incidentally her coffee looked like today.
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Doingitforthegramhuntake2

Doingitforthegramhuntake2

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Doesn’t want to leave finding something to wear for her friends wedding to the last minute. Said wedding is in 3 weeks. Is it just me or is that last minute?!?
 
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ChubClubThug

ChubClubThug

AngelBabes said:
Thank you @ChubClubThug for your blinder of a comment. 👏🏼 It wasn’t a thread title suggestion but your post was in the top ‘most liked posts.’ Alternatively, one of the top most liked posts was again from @ChubClubThug and also not a thread title suggestion but sill hilarious, “she’s gone from part-time cheating to full-time eating.” Mods and beauts please delete or modify if deemed inappropriate. 😘

Link to the previous thread beauts! 😘

It’sdanielle’sjourney #16 What trinkety bit will she crochet next?

Sorry that it’s a rubbish title but I didn’t know how to find the best liked # What can I say? She’s as dull as ditchwater which incidentally her coffee looked like today.
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I'd forgotten about that comment 🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to celebrate by fingering some trinkety bits, instead of being the one getting fingered
 
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Hereforthedrama124

LOLing at her using a tbsp to measure her olive oil. No point doing that hun when you’re secretly stuffing your gob.
 
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Hereforthehottea

Hereforthehottea

I really hate routine but I think there is something to be said for our Dan Dan in that she knows what she’s doing and when. I doubt she’s got a rush in her. All very slow and steady.
 
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JohannaCawffey

JohannaCawffey

Thanks for the new thread and amazing title 👏👏

Here's a little recap of what we covered in the last one;

She went to (somewhere hot) on a friend's hen and drowned herself in the usual sleeves and long dresses while her mates were all skimpy and fleshy. We could have almost felt a bit sorry for her if she wasn't such an enormous tw@t.

Chesney has been wheeled out for a couple of binge drinking sessions, but spends the remainder of his time locked in the summerhouse (literally locked in, she threw away the key and a was feeeewwwwmmminngg when a locksmith had to come out to let him out) #freethegingerone is trending right now.

Dan's days at work are going to change - she gets to choose her new shift pattern but being the entitled little madam she is, she's going to witch about this until 2031.

She painted her hallway from one shade of something to a shade that was 0.000000004 percent darker.

This is a biggie: an eagle-eyed Tattler caught Chesney's Insta story in York saying they were househunting!!! We have heard unconfirmed reports that house prices in the area have plummeted since this story broke, but we DO know that velux window fitters in the city are rubbing their hands with glee.


She's started to crochet herself some new socks ready for moving house.


She still spends her Thursday evenings linking items that she asked herself for her followers have requested. She still can't find a dress for her friend's upcoming wedding, if only she knew someone with an iota of dress sense ...


She's lost all circulation in her fingertips and now uses her knuckles to operate her £1000 coffee machine as her fingers are dead and gangrenous.


And finally...she's in the process of her annual Hazza P marathon. In a fun twist, she eats a giant Aero every time someone says the word "wizard"





That's about it for now, let's see what the next few weeks bring - we have a wedding, her wedding anniversary and Thailand trip to look forward to, can't wait for all the good food and fashion inspo.
 
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Lady1980

Lady1980

JohannaCawffey said:
Thanks for the new thread and amazing title 👏👏

Here's a little recap of what we covered in the last one;

She went to (somewhere hot) on a friend's hen and drowned herself in the usual sleeves and long dresses while her mates were all skimpy and fleshy. We could have almost felt a bit sorry for her if she wasn't such an enormous tw@t.

Chesney has been wheeled out for a couple of binge drinking sessions, but spends the remainder of his time locked in the summerhouse (literally locked in, she threw away the key and a was feeeewwwwmmminngg when a locksmith had to come out to let him out) #freethegingerone is trending right now.

Dan's days at work are going to change - she gets to choose her new shift pattern but being the entitled little madam she is, she's going to witch about this until 2031.

She painted her hallway from one shade of something to a shade that was 0.000000004 percent darker.

This is a biggie: an eagle-eyed Tattler caught Chesney's Insta story in York saying they were househunting!!! We have heard unconfirmed reports that house prices in the area have plummeted since this story broke, but we DO know that velux window fitters in the city are rubbing their hands with glee.


She's started to crochet herself some new socks ready for moving house.


She still spends her Thursday evenings linking items that she asked herself for her followers have requested. She still can't find a dress for her friend's upcoming wedding, if only she knew someone with an iota of dress sense ...


She's lost all circulation in her fingertips and now uses her knuckles to operate her £1000 coffee machine as her fingers are dead and gangrenous.


And finally...she's in the process of her annual Hazza P marathon. In a fun twist, she eats a giant Aero every time someone says the word "wizard"





That's about it for now, let's see what the next few weeks bring - we have a wedding, her wedding anniversary and Thailand trip to look forward to, can't wait for all the good food and fashion inspo.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am dead 💀
The 'locking Chesney in the summerhouse ' and 'using her knuckles for the coffee machine' have absolutely killed me ⚰ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Rabbit!69

JohannaCawffey said:
Thanks for the new thread and amazing title 👏👏

Here's a little recap of what we covered in the last one;

She went to (somewhere hot) on a friend's hen and drowned herself in the usual sleeves and long dresses while her mates were all skimpy and fleshy. We could have almost felt a bit sorry for her if she wasn't such an enormous tw@t.

Chesney has been wheeled out for a couple of binge drinking sessions, but spends the remainder of his time locked in the summerhouse (literally locked in, she threw away the key and a was feeeewwwwmmminngg when a locksmith had to come out to let him out) #freethegingerone is trending right now.

Dan's days at work are going to change - she gets to choose her new shift pattern but being the entitled little madam she is, she's going to witch about this until 2031.

She painted her hallway from one shade of something to a shade that was 0.000000004 percent darker.

This is a biggie: an eagle-eyed Tattler caught Chesney's Insta story in York saying they were househunting!!! We have heard unconfirmed reports that house prices in the area have plummeted since this story broke, but we DO know that velux window fitters in the city are rubbing their hands with glee.


She's started to crochet herself some new socks ready for moving house.


She still spends her Thursday evenings linking items that she asked herself for her followers have requested. She still can't find a dress for her friend's upcoming wedding, if only she knew someone with an iota of dress sense ...


She's lost all circulation in her fingertips and now uses her knuckles to operate her £1000 coffee machine as her fingers are dead and gangrenous.


And finally...she's in the process of her annual Hazza P marathon. In a fun twist, she eats a giant Aero every time someone says the word "wizard"





That's about it for now, let's see what the next few weeks bring - we have a wedding, her wedding anniversary and Thailand trip to look forward to, can't wait for all the good food and fashion inspo.
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Absolutely hilarious 😆
 
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