It’sdanielle’sjourney #16 What trinkety bit will she crochet next?

[Rothsey]

Sorry that it’s a rubbish title but I didn’t know how to find the best liked #
What can I say? She’s as dull as ditchwater which incidentally her coffee looked like today.

 

[#ad#aff]

Recap: she overcooked everything.

 

[Ck2020]

Recap 2: she loves burgers

 

[Crisps]

Why does she keep starting these crochet jobs and then counting down / moaning how many she still has left to do as if she’s being held at gun point to knit another blanket!

also whoever called the crochet flares being next weren’t far off …

 

[Saffron08]

Recap 3 she loves beer

 

[AngelBabes]

Sorry that it’s a rubbish title but I didn’t know how to find the best liked #
What can I say? She’s as dull as ditchwater which incidentally her coffee looked like today.

Click on ‘most liked posts,’ scroll through until you come across the most liked thread suggestion and tweak the thread title if needed… @JohannaCawffey I don’t think we would have been able to use the word ‘slag?’

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Why does she keep starting these crochet jobs and then counting down / moaning how many she still has left to do as if she’s being held at gun point to knit another blanket!

also whoever called the crochet flares being next weren’t far off …
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It was me . She’s going to look a beaut in that when it’s done!

 

[EyeLoveIcelands]

Yes change the title and replace the “a” in slag with an “!” for example.

Recap 4:
- Went to Bali and holidayed as if she was in Benidorm
- Still booking horrible flight times to save cash and complaining en route to said flights
- Building a summer house for Ches to live in
- Turned garden into concrete jungle
- Depressed Dora
- Ravaged cuticles
- Not trimming her hair
- Still loves Sundays and her morning coffee
- Charcoaling her food
- Upping the Botox
- Arguing with followers when questioned about linking ads to everything
- Fake calorie counting
- Nike Pandas, tent wearing and doctor’s bag
- Blinking and dead pan stories
- Losing followers

 

[Sozhun]

Can’t wait til dandan has finished crocheting her technicolour dream coat so we can get outfit inspo with it layered over a maxi dress with her prada doctor bag

 

[Rothsey]

Click on ‘most liked posts,’ scroll through until you come across the most liked thread suggestion and tweak the thread title if needed… @JohannaCawffey I don’t think we would have been able to use the word ‘slag?’

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Credit to @JohannaCawffey who should have got the #16 thread title! will read the instructions properly next time!

 

[Hello Kitty]

I really wish she would stop making up these 'outfit dilemmas'

I mean who would ask this?

 

[Nixen]

I haven’t looked at her page in a while as she’s so bleeping dull. Has she ever addressed the fact she’s 3 dress sizes bigger? Is she eating her feelings do we think?

 

[Ck2020]

I really wish she would stop making up these 'outfit dilemmas'

I mean who would ask this?
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Who would even ask this question?

 

[Sticky One]

Yes change the title and replace the “a” in slag with an “!” for example.

Recap 4:
- Went to Bali and holidayed as if she was in Benidorm
- Still booking horrible flight times to save cash and complaining en route to said flights
- Building a summer house for Ches to live in
- Turned garden into concrete jungle
- Depressed Dora
- Ravaged cuticles
- Not trimming her hair
- Still loves Sundays and her morning coffee
- Charcoaling her food
- Upping the Botox
- Arguing with followers when questioned about linking ads to everything
- Fake calorie counting
- Nike Pandas, tent wearing and doctor’s bag
- Blinking and dead pan stories
- Losing followers

- yes, she did cheat on Chesney in Marbella 2018

 

[Bobbleowl90]

She literally just links any outfit, totally unrelated to the event. The wedding party dress is a beach dress ffs.

 

[Rabbit!69]

She’s been busy af/linking everything on the River Island website tonight

 

[EyeLoveIcelands]

- yes, she did cheat on Chesney in Marbella 2018

Is it really cheating if she didn’t go all the way

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Piss off

 

[AngelBabes]

Watching desperate Dan’s stories is like browsing through an online version of Freeman’s catalogue.

 

[namenotavailable]

I see she's coming to Edinburgh. Gonna call it now, Dan will do to Cold Town House down the Grassmarket and take a video raising her pint to Edinburgh Castle. Then will later post a drunk story from Buddy Mulligans, Bar Salsa or the Three Sisters. Possibly even post a picture from Civerinos Slice with the caption "gEt In My BeLly"