It's Em #10 Missing Em's neck and the #grifted cricut, hoover, desk.....

[LellsBells]

I feel like Kim’s husband hates Chris
They never do anything as a foursome but Kim & James do lots of things, including a few days in Amsterdam, with her new friend EmsGeorgia & her boyfriend

 

[Officedoor123]

I feel like Kim’s husband hates Chris
They never do anything as a foursome but Kim & James do lots of things, including a few days in Amsterdam, with her new friend EmsGeorgia & her boyfriend

You can't blame him, I wouldn't want to spend time with Chris and his smart arse ways and dad jokes. Plus his bright red beacon of a face, I'd probably pack a defibrillator if I was going to spend time with Chris. Also, Chris is not very masculine to me, wandering around shops with his stupid wife, very unattractive to me.

 

[LellsBells]

You can't blame him, I wouldn't want to spend time with Chris and his smart arse ways and dad jokes. Plus his bright red beacon of a face, I'd probably pack a defibrillator if I was going to spend time with Chris. Also, Chris is not very masculine to me, wandering around shops with his stupid wife, very unattractive to me.

Same, I can’t stand unmanly men. He creeps me out with his “that’s what she said” style jokes

 

[Veroni79]

Its not too early for an autumn wreath, she's too tight. A 3 quid mug that she loved, I'd tell my oh shut the duck up i'm buying it. Hi Onslow

your comments never fail to make me laugh!!

 

[zebby]

Can we stop for a moment and address the elephant in the room....no, not that one . How god damned awful was that plastic eucalyptus? Just why? On so many levels, NO!!!

 

[kittypaws]

Christ she’s one ugly mare and only makes herself worse with the hair, make up and awful facial expressions

 

[littlemisschattergiggles]

Christ she’s one ugly mare and only makes herself worse with the hair, make up and awful facial expressions

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Yeah but he looks like Java the Hutt so they make a cute couple IMO

 

[Beverley macca]

Christ she’s one ugly mare and only makes herself worse with the hair, make up and awful facial expressions

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Separated at birth.......

 

[Delia Smith]

Her veiny eyeballs

 

[littlemisschattergiggles]

Picture 1 is what she thinks she looks like, delusional AF.
Picture 2 is a terrifying mix of what Chris would look like if he had a sex change

 

[Beverley macca]

Picture 1 is what she thinks she looks like, delusional AF.
Picture 2 is a terrifying mix of what Chris would look like if he had a sex change

I saw this. She really is so cringe. I actually don't think it's what Chris would look like with a sex change. I think it looks like Daisy now. I refuse to call her Hyacinth because she would love that. Come on Onslow give Daisy a mention.

 

[ChartreuseAndPink]

Could somebody explain to me why should I be excited about an orange, mostly plastic stuff, same every year, always appears in the middle of summer, nothing NOOO, nothing NIIIIICE, for goodness sake. She wants autumn in summer, then she will be waiting for winter in autumn, and so on. Only to buy more tat. Sad life in my opinion. Very sad.

I can't stand pemature seasonal commercialism like this. We're no longer allowed to live life in the moment. And when it comes to autumn she won't be able to "enjoy" the orange plastic tat because the hype will be on for xmas red and green plastic crap in September. And "influencers" like her perpetuate this nonsense.

Every time she gushes over plastic plants/flowers a part of me dies inside

 

[LellsBells]

I’m shocked she didn’t film last weekend in Chester! She didn’t even do an IG post about them being reunited and feeling so good
Seems a bit suss to me!

 

[Patmullins1]

I’m shocked she didn’t film last weekend in Chester! She didn’t even do an IG post about them being reunited and feeling so good
Seems a bit suss to me!

I’m DYING to know how the 2 minute platform change alone went ffs.

I’d bet she obvs missed it, had a meltdown, phoned Chris in a tantrum, and he had to collect Lady Muck in Way-uls.

 

[Delia Smith]

Pratting about playing dress up in her 4 nobody’s child dresses whilst filming herself then fanning herself furiously because she’s so hot and sweaty from doing that for 5 minutes.

Looks like she only works for about half an hour on a Friday cos she sure had plenty time to fanny about doing pointless things.

The ‘weights workout’ she did with her mum - I take it this was a home and not the gym? Very vague .

Also just leaving this here. No doubt she needed the fan in full blast after doing a bit of hoovering.

 

[VirtualSignal]

The filming of those reels…. The flapping of the dress, the arm waving…like a toddler playing dress up. Get a life!

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Pratting about playing dress up in her 4 nobody’s child dresses whilst filming herself then fanning herself furiously because she’s so hot and sweaty from doing that for 5 minutes.

Looks like she only works for about half an hour on a Friday cos she sure had plenty time to fanny about doing pointless things.

The ‘weights workout’ she did with her mum - I take it this was a home and not the gym? Very vague .

Also just leaving this here. No doubt she needed the fan in full blast after doing a bit of hoovering.

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That’s not my oofi, it’s too dyson-y

 

[LellsBells]

It sounds like she just emails for a living! Whenever she has any time off work she “sends her last email for the week” - She must think it makes her sound important

 

[Hanna Spanna]

She misses the morning walks with the dog when she has to go to the office?!. My friend has a dog like Charlie, works 5 days a week in her office, has to travel in etc but just gets up early enough so that the dog gets his walk, for at least an hour! And does the same again when she gets home! Because the dog is full of energy and needs the exercise! I bet that poor dog hardly ever gets taken out. He's gonna end up sick and overweight. If she really can't get up any earlier, she should pay a dog walker to come in for him! Not like she can't afford it.

 

[Adoratea]

Chris was wedged in between the ceiling and the top of the wardrobe to get the angle for that reel, only time the camera is at regular height is when she's holding the dresses up covering herself

We all know you have a belly Em, just own it ffs I can't imagine he fear she must have bumping into a follower and them seeing the real her