It’s Danielle’s journey

[JoeBloggs]

For her I thought it was a decent size, bland but bigger than normal. Normally she eats a toddlers size portion.

Even though her husband clearly has the personality of a plank, I do feel for him. If I served my husband her meals he would stick it in the bin and go to the chippy

 

[Sayitasitis]

It’s no wonder she can’t maintain her weight loss with the size of her portions, that pesto pasta last night looked so bland and tiny. Starving herself all day then no doubt binging of an evening.

Totally agree, she maintains her weight by barely eating. Remember when she used to have an Arla Pot and grape nuts for her lunch? That’s more like a snack!

 

[Cantstandspanj]

What the eff does she use to filter her photos! That ootd post is shocking! It makes her living room a shocking colour and don’t even get me started on what it’s done to her black croc skin mulberry! On what planet does she think that looks good??

 

[Sticky One]

How doesn’t she cringe at her head boomerangs. I will never get over them

 

[Noname123]

Now she’s added subtitles to her stories they’ve somehow become even more boring. They seem to drag on even longer

 

[Pinkgin&slim]

She talks that slowwwww and boringgggggg and monotoneeeeee that the subtitles actually overtook her at one point! Wow!

 

[Joannelarbo]

What is the purpose of the subtitles? Is it so all her (bought) followers from the Middle East can understand what she’s saying

 

[Swipe Up!]

Slug

 

[Jack0]

Ok I love a bath.
But a fully grown woman having a bath everyday? How does she have the time?
I don’t have kids but I have a job and a house to keep, friends to see etc. And I wouldn’t have time to have a bath every single night. It’s odd.

Also baths during the day? Makes me feel weird for some reason? For me baths are a night time event

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Ok I love a bath.
But a fully grown woman having a bath everyday? How does she have the time?
I don’t have kids but I have a job and a house to keep, friends to see etc. And I wouldn’t have time to have a bath every single night. It’s odd.

Also baths during the day? Makes me feel weird for some reason? For me baths are a night time event

Wastes so much water as well

 

[Cara22]

She's now talking like a Yorkshire robot for the benefit of the subtitles app

 

[Sayitasitis]

The size of her dinner

 

[Jack0]

The size of her dinner

That’s why she has baths then. So she can hide from being starving

 

[Noname123]

I have a bath every night when the kids are in bed. Is this weird? I thought it was normal.

 

[Jack0]

I have a bath every night when the kids are in bed. Is this weird? I thought it was normal.

Do what you like!

I just couldn’t do a bath every day/night especially in summer

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

The size of her dinner

All I see is grown out fake nails

 

[MardieT]

“It definitely means it’s nearly winter when I have the slow cooker out and I’m making chilli”

Hun...you use the slow cooker all the time!

 

[Snarkypants]

“It definitely means it’s nearly winter when I have the slow cooker out and I’m making chilli”

Hun...you use the slow cooker all the time!

Ooh if she puts it on now it might be ready by bonfire night

 

[megsmagoo]

More sweaty selfies and boomerangs, I knew she’d be that basic

 

[Snoop D O Double G]

I have a bath every night when the kids are in bed. Is this weird? I thought it was normal.

I have a bath every night too once the kids are both in bed. My OH has an hour on the Xbox while I have a chill in the bath haha.