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@Bridgeofsighs
Except Ioan gets dragged back to the family home where he can live in the garage forever with a GPS collar on him and the bogan ho is deported to Australia for the crime of adultery and having horse teeth.
This reads like a script from the League of Gentlemen and he'll be dragged back to Royston Vasey by Edward and his sister/wife Tubs to look at all the shiny things.
I upset my covert narcissist ex by daring to divorce him after all the stunts he pulled, in particular the last one, asking for a divorce over the phone the night before our 20th wedding anniversary... For all those years I was in a state of confusion and anxiety and waiting for the person I fell in love with to come back, but, it was all an illusion and still to this day some of my friends believe he wasn't capable and I was the one who fcked up (I was quite sassy back in the day, but that changed to a submissive person) with time and the help of Mr Devonshire Pixie I have slowly put myself back together, but I still flinch when I smell the ex's aftershave or favourite whiskey, but I'm determined like Ioan to live my life free of the fear of all the things these things can throw at us, thankfully Ioan like the many turds here have overcome hideous relationships with these duptious (I hope I spelt that right) creatures. Oh, Alice and Lupine (sounds like a toilet cleaner) I'm not on Twitter or Instagram or am I Ioan or Bianca, but what I am and proud to say is I am a survivor... Sorry for the merail I haven't worked out how to do the spoiler on my phone (and I'm a huge technophobe) Hope you lovely Turds have a good day... and I'm waiting for RTP newest cartoon...