Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #199 w.h.e.r.e.a.r.e.y.o.u.r.f.i.n.a.n.c.i.a.l.s.a.l.i.c.e.

[sallygsoton]

For UK people, King Arthur is on 5Action at 9pm tonight…that’s a nice welcome home for Ioan

It’s not a favourite of mine because I think Clive Owen is a dire actor

But Ioan does look particularly fine in it, Ioan-2-Swords!!

 

[Lulugrace]

I forgot where the message she sent him was but she said she wanted double what he offered, plus the house, the car, health insurance and half his earnings for life.

Well, she's gonna know what it's like to want

 

[Piglet&Pooh]

Looks like he is happy for her to keep the Prius ....so she can live in that

So she has won one custody case ... custody of the rat

 

[BessieNessie]

My walrus just broke into the drinks cabinet and is downing a bottle of gin.

 

[M33L4]

So she has won one custody case ... custody of the rat

No no, I rescued the rat. She even lost that.

 

[BingoFlamingo]

Remember this?

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I guess she did think it was a gamble marrying Ioan, because she never truly loved him for who he was (and despises his Welshness), and just wanted him for the status and lifestyle. She thought he was going to be a huge star.

Also she seems obsessed with Matthew Rhys. She must be so jealous of Keri Russell.

Funnily enough we watched mission impossible 3 last night and I pointed Keri Russell out to mr Flamingo (who is fully invested in the Ioan/Alice story btw!) and said “there’s a woman Alice is jealous of”.

 

[Lulugrace]

So she has won one custody case ... custody of the rat

And even that didn't last for long. Last we knew he'd runaway from home and is currently residing in MLs basement

 

[AllFurCoatNoKnickers1]

Confirms what we all knew. He’s been paying spousal and child support all along.

 

[Ally Pally]

I forgot where the message she sent him was but she said she wanted double what he offered, plus the house, the car, health insurance and half his earnings for life.

Yep and if he didn't come up with $300.000 a year she'd sue him in court.

 

[raiseseyebrow]

Can’t wait to hear Loopy spin this

Here, I’ll save us all some time:

Blah, blah, blah, DARVO, abuse, Regina, blah, blah, [something clearly written with a hand down his minging pants], DARVO, blah blah, silenced (we wish), blah, Loopy misuses some words that he thinks sound impressive, bit of extra word vomit to garnish the word salad, DARVO.

 

[jazz-2707]

She could claim mental breakdown from 2021-2023
She could do the whole 'I did not understand how sad and broken I was and I behaved badly as a result'
She is enormously manipulative and will bend the situation to what she wants to project

Yah but she never asked for help, never engaged in therapy properly herself which she will have to evidence, spent a tit tonne of time drinking and tit tweeting, there is a mountain of drunk and stoned videos that are frankly inexplicable even more so in Hollywood, and SM posts. I don’t think this will wash. The judge made it clear with Ella. He’s not even thinking Malice has a reason for any of this. She’s fucked. She’s been seen. Finally.
Yah, divorce is hard. But you don’t get to lie in a pool of your own soup crying about it. Nobody excuses that.
Edited for context.

 

[Patsy Crazy Cline]

You pay bubkes, you get Bernal.

How about that for a thread title!

 

[MagicDragon]

For UK people, King Arthur is on 5Action at 9pm tonight…that’s a nice welcome home for Ioan

It’s not a favourite of mine because I think Clive Owen is a dire actor

But Ioan does look particularly fine in it, Ioan-2-Swords!!

Apparently Ray Winstone caught Ioan curling his eyelashes one morning on the set of King Arthur earning him the nickname Sir Lashalot for the duration of the shoot!

 

[bats*itbarbie]

We are partying hard tonight.

Hic, come on over babes, bring Ratty and Kiki, I've started already, hic...

 

[BingoFlamingo]

I’m guessing the judge will need his special bollocking coat for tomorrow’s hearing.

Actually LOL’d at this

 

[Ally Pally]

So assuming by Tony's tweet that the only therapy the girls need is their Mum means Alice hasn't complied with the RFO for therapy and we know she hasn't submitted her financial declaration. What's the chances that she hasn't enrolled Ella in school either and changed Elsie's school

 

[bats*itbarbie]

My walrus just broke into the drinks cabinet and is downing a bottle of gin.

Did she pick the lock with her tusks again🫣

 

[Old Soak]

I can’t believe we’re about to hit thread 200. I mean, I can but fucken Alice and her inability to do any basic human behaviour in a normal way. Motherhood, social media, court requirements, health, etc.
Shes a disaster of a woman

 

[bats*itbarbie]

Here, I’ll save us all some time:

Blah, blah, blah, DARVO, abuse, Regina, blah, blah, [something clearly written with a hand down his minging pants], DARVO, blah blah, silenced (we wish), blah, Loopy misuses some words that he thinks sound impressive, bit of extra word vomit to garnish the word salad, DARVO.

you forgot "defiled" goddammit

 

[Lulugrace]

Did she pick the lock with her tusks again🫣

Oh bleeping hell