Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #190 The Chronicles of Ioania The Lying, The Biyatch & the Warring Wardrobe

[marjorytrashheap]

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$$$$$ Thought you lived in the Uk Tone ?? Puzzling

He literally has one comeback. “Haha! You’re Bianca!” “Lololol you’re Ioan!”

 

[sallygsoton]

Ioan doesn't have a wife. Keep up Alice.

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What the actual duck???

How can anyone possibly even THINK such a thing?

Never mind type it out and put it on SM for other people to read?

"no other man in history"?!!

This surely has to be someone with serious mental issues writing?

And I say that as someone with more than my fair share of issues myself

 

[marjorytrashheap]

Alice thinks she is communicating with Ioan and Bianca via twitter. What she's actually giving us is a birds eye view of how horrendous she is as a person. She emasculated Ioan without a doubt!
There was only one person who was benefitting from that marriage, it must have been incredibly lonely for Ioan being married to that fish wife, moo.

She knows she isn’t really talking to Bianca, just like she knows there wasn’t a three year affair. It’s just a convenient excuse for all the abuse.

 

[Ally Pally]

She knows she isn’t really talking to Bianca, just like she knows there wasn’t a three year affair. It’s just a convenient excuse for all the abuse.

She's shown everyone exactly what Ioan put up with all those years.
She's a disgusting

 

[HeskeyScored]

How could Alice’s acting in “Fascination” have been rated so badly when all she did was play her real life self? Art imitating life or the other way round? Answers on a postcard to Lobotony, Brizzle, England, The Solar System!

 

[marjorytrashheap]

She's shown everyone exactly what Ioan put up with all those years.

Exactly. Now imagine having to be subjected to that all day, then climb into bed with it. Just constantly in your face, shrieking, being “funny”, leaping about like an eejit and wanting filmed doing it, drinking, calling you foul names, taking photos of you when you’re trying to relax/watch tv/sleep and posting them to sm for other people to laugh at. And that’s a good day!

 

[EllaEm87]

Missing dialysis sessions regularly and not looking after your renal health in CKD can lead to cognitive impairment and brain damage. Explains a lot.

 

[BigBonedBuzzard]

The fact that she lied about essentially attempted suicide just to get attention makes me so angry I want to throw things. I have been where she is pretending to be, the last thing I ever would have done would be to go on social media and tell the world I was pull popping and drinking. I was alone, I did it, I was ashamed but I survived. I didn't do it for attention, I didn't do it so my husband would come home, I did it because I went to a very dark place.
I haven't seen these tweets from Alice before, I feel really flipping sick over this.

Not to mention her stepsister actually committed suicide.
To her family, this is personal.

 

[sallygsoton]

Man, I feel crappy now as I only bought @M33L4 one of these
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I think @M33L4 might be tweaking the invites and somehow losing yours dear @sevenyearbiatch !!

 

[sevenyearbiatch]

I think @M33L4 might be tweaking the invites and somehow losing yours dear @sevenyearbiatch !!

UTTER UTTER DEFAMATION! Who are you @sallygsoton ??? Why WOULDN’t @M33L4 need this signed photo? It TRUMPS every other offering that Bogan lover will be likely to get … and I WANT MY RAT BACK!!

 

[StewPots]

Just woke up - is Alice still a bleep?

Don’t answer that actually, because I know the answer will be a resounding “YES”

 

[M33L4]

In my best ET voice…ooooooooouuuuchhhhh.
You funny fuckers have an empty for one night and all I hear is talk of cheesy wotsit Tone. I miss Craig’s triumphant return!!!
I thought you liked me, although I think Alice would not appreciate some home truths from me in person, how many times can someone say bleep before being escorted out? Asking for a friend…

Aso, why did no one say “Tell me you pee the bed without telling…”???

I had a great hen party. Too much vodka, a lost phone and many many happy memories.

 

[StewPots]

Aww glad you had a great time @M33L4

 

[sallygsoton]

UTTER UTTER DEFAMATION! Who are you @sallygsoton ??? Why WOULDN’t @M33L4 need this signed photo? It TRUMPS every other offering that Bogan lover will be likely to get … and I WANT MY RAT BACK!!

If you REALLY wanted the bestest (in the whole wide world) pressie for @M33L4 you would have got her one of mAlices stylish and sophisticated toilet photos!!

Now THAT is the gift that every beautiful blushing bride really wants!

I can just see it displayed in pride of place behind the happy couple...

 

[sevenyearbiatch]

In my best ET voice…ooooooooouuuuchhhhh.
You funny fuckers have an empty for one night and all I hear is talk of cheesy wotsit Tone. I miss Craig’s triumphant return!!!
I thought you liked me, although I think Alice would not appreciate some home truths from me in person, how many times can someone say bleep before being escorted out? Asking for a friend…

Aso, why did no one say “Tell me you pee the bed without telling…”???

I had a great hen party. Too much vodka, a lost phone and many many happy memories.

Awww, this is simply awesome! Happy happy day dearest @M33L4 original Turd (who needs a phone, Alice is a cautionary tale right?)

ps I want my rat back

 

[M33L4]

If you REALLY wanted the bestest (in the whole wide world) pressie for @M33L4 you would have got her one of mAlices stylish and sophisticated toilet photos!!

Now THAT is the gift that every beautiful blushing bride really wants!

I can just see it displayed in pride of place behind the happy couple...

Oh nooooo. I am that person who would do that
I’m all for taking the joke and running with it.

 

[IamSpartacus]

That Twitter account is a fascinating insight into her mind That’s really how she sees herself!!!

 

[sevenyearbiatch]

If you REALLY wanted the bestest (in the whole wide world) pressie for @M33L4 you would have got her one of mAlices stylish and sophisticated toilet photos!!

Now THAT is the gift that every beautiful blushing bride really wants!

I can just see it displayed in pride of place behind the happy couple...

Pooping Demon ain’t gonna poop on @M33L4 parade!
I have visions of her wedding like the Highland wedding in 4 Weddings …. A castle and a lovely Ceilidh with Mr Mimsy throwing his bride around in a Highland Hustle!

 

[Georgie883]

Tony makes me want to unsubscribe from being an organ doner Not being bad enough you are dead but a part of you having to live on as Tony’s kidney

You know when you really shouldn’t laugh at something but you just can’t help but absolutely piss yourself laughing….yeah, Dying

 

[Eh_macaroni]

Alice’s amazing new man.

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Someone bought my mother this after she was divorced I'm dying
I blew him up and named him Clive (this was circa 2007 so pre salad cream)
She stabbed him...