I remember mine but my glasses are in the locker (true story)I only dream about not remembering my gym locker number. But I never went to gym so this makes sense.
True. Most jobs require you to travel to one place: the job site. The WeHo Home Depot isn't going to send you to Vancouver for three weeks out of four.Whenever jobs are mentioned she always thinks her job will be acting in some show where she has to go away for periods of time. This isn’t the only job in the world Alice. And it’s highly unlikely you will ever act again, which I think you realise this too.
You mean Elon won't pay attention to Alice's pearls of wisdom? Fuck working at Home Me business acumen should get her on Twitter's board.yes, Alice, you certainly give no shit about Trump, ever!
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she keeps banging on about the big sacrifices she has done for her kids with her career, and yet she confirms what we though: there wasnt much to sacrifice
I have to say, guys, as a pleb who has been doing this tattling for free, I cannot WAIT until Alice exposes all of your payment conversations with Ioan with all of her evidence!! Which she DEFINITELY has. Soon your fiendish troll plans will be revealed and Ioan will be JAILED for … I dunno what exactly, but SOMETHING BAD. Alice will get the house and full custody and 100% of Ioan’s jail income and Bianca will be deported back to Bogantown for having the audacity to attend court that one time.
A flawless plan, Alice. You figured them out! Smartest woman in the room, as always.
[/QUOT oh my god!! The lids come off her mixer and we have cake batter flying all over
My floor! My pelvic floor! Please stop!I have to say, guys, as a pleb who has been doing this tattling for free, I cannot WAIT until Alice exposes all of your payment conversations with Ioan with all of her evidence!! Which she DEFINITELY has. Soon your fiendish troll plans will be revealed and Ioan will be JAILED for … I dunno what exactly, but SOMETHING BAD. Alice will get the house and full custody and 100% of Ioan’s jail income and Bianca will be deported back to Bogantown for having the audacity to attend court that one time.
A flawless plan, Alice. You figured them out! Smartest woman in the room, as always.
Shaking in my newly-bought Yo-boots that BrightonBond is going to pay to sue us. Wonder what he wants in return?
I’m sorry, dear Klara!!! I should have thought about people who’ve quit smoking before posting that, sorry.@ReturningthePearls...Ohhhhh, menthol cigarettes, I used to love those. I gave up smoking several months ago, and although I don't miss it at all*, seeing your post about menthols, did give me a little pang.
*I do miss it a bit!!
If only we got paid, @welp you'd definitely be able to retire!These fuckers are advocating for women to not do anything other than just being present mostly in bed while a nanny or friends or a husband takes care of the kids, it's freaking insane.
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also I need to slip Ioan my bank details, wonder how much he would pay me?
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it's actually funny in a way because her narrative is quite clearly that she sees him staying the hell away from her as abuse (besides not providing her with a glam life), so it's virtually impossible for her to claim physical violence.
Especially since her narrative has been that he was the perfect husband until he decided to suddenly ghost her (and that's abuse). It's the only consistent bit of her whole story even.
As I always say, it don’t hurt to inquire, Mark!I'm not a woman so I guess I don't qualify for the paid positions.
FFS hahaha I can't unseeIn my head I imagine Alice has a Filofax from 2010 that is all frayed and stained, in it she has a million scraggy post it notes, storing all her paranoid ideas and names of ‘the accused’
She takes the Filofax to her lawyers office and re-enacts this scene from IASIP demanding they take immediate action against Linda from Blackpool who works in McColls on the tills
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I used so smoke menthol before they banned themI’m sorry, dear Klara!!! I should have thought about people who’ve quit smoking before posting that, sorry.Forgive me, please. For what it’s worth, you did the right thing by letting that urge pass by! Good job. I wish I could quit right now, haha.
Evil HQ, sometimes she is so funny
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