Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?

[SusieTCones]

Turds since im three sharp ones in and you know, loose lips etc…

Spoiler: Merail

recently found out that my 38x Great grandmother was Nesta Verch Gruffudd and my 39 x Grandfather (Nesta’s Dad) was Gruffudd AP Llewellyn- King of the Britons……No wonder when you shout out GRUFFUDD it resonates with me (like a call from my ancestral home )

Spoiler: Reply

Hi cousin! I too am descended from Llewellyn My 7x great-grandfather was John Griffith, who was born in Cardiganshire and died in Chester County, Pennsylvania. See you at the reunion!

 

[House of Tea]

No new Cameos ordered? That dried up?

 

[BingoFlamingo]

All I got was a spot on the lousy internship program. GRUFFUDDD!

That’s because you’re a new member. See, that’s how these levels work in tattle. The higher the level, the more money you get from Ioan.

 

[House of Tea]

That’s because you’re a new member. See, that’s how these levels work in tattle. The higher the level, the more money you get from Ioan.

Never been paid. I am seriously thinking of legal action.

 

[Citney]

Some UK ones still do it. My local does and it is usually wine boxes but small ones, 6 bottles only. Alice’s box of not wine was a case for 12.

Really? That’s kind of cool, but I can’t imagine a grocery store in the US that would use boxes to put groceries in. Of course I’ve never bought whiskey or vodka in a grocery store, but if someone was buying quite a few bottles there is a possibility a box would be used. Whatever was in the box was intended to get Alice drunk, whether it be wine, vodka or whiskey.

 

[Hiraeth]

Okay, as promised, I tried out the wine with which Alice was papped a few days ago. I thought I'd write a brief review.*

This wine is a blend of grenache, cinsault and syrah varietals with notes of berry, citrus, and utter, utter defamation. The blend is a pale pink color, recalling the shade of baby dolls' heads, and would probably pair best with either overpriced organic takeaway or Panda Express. Ideal for crafting with Coglet or mainlining with Marjorie, this wine truly has something for everyone. This is a wine that will make you sit up and shout, "WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF!!" It's just that good.

Hold on to your drying bonnets and run, don't walk, to your local Trader Joe's now to get this wine!

*I know absolutely nothing about wine, don't @ me

 

[sallygsoton]

A feeble prospective thread title? Wine box? No - a grocery box, scream the socks!

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How is your wrist dear Autisteuse?

 

[BigBonedBuzzard]

Turds since im three sharp ones in and you know, loose lips etc…

Spoiler: Merail

recently found out that my 38x Great grandmother was Nesta Verch Gruffudd and my 39 x Grandfather (Nesta’s Dad) was Gruffudd AP Llewellyn- King of the Britons……No wonder when you shout out GRUFFUDD it resonates with me (like a call from my ancestral home )

Is that the same Llewellyn who died falling from The Tower? Whose son was the first person ever to be convicted of high treason (by the English) and the first person to actually suffer the punishment of hung, drawn and quarted?
I'm a bit starstruck now.

@TheNotoriousManzana, you might be on to something with that! Pretty sure this is true for me as well.

 

[mitchumau]

Okay, as promised, I tried out the wine with which Alice was papped a few days ago. I thought I'd write a brief review.*

This wine is a blend of grenache, cinsault and syrah varietals with notes of berry, citrus, and utter, utter defamation. The blend is a pale pink color, recalling the shade of baby dolls' heads, and would probably pair best with either overpriced organic takeaway or Panda Express. Ideal for crafting with Coglet or mainlining with Marjorie, this wine truly has something for everyone. This is a wine that will make you sit up and shout, "WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF!!" It's just that good.

Hold on to your drying bonnets and run, don't walk, to your local Trader Joe's now to get this wine!

*I know absolutely nothing about wine, don't @ me

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This reminded me of the very funny Monty Python skit on Australian Wines.

 

[SusieTCones]

Okay, as promised, I tried out the wine with which Alice was papped a few days ago. I thought I'd write a brief review.*

This wine is a blend of grenache, cinsault and syrah varietals with notes of berry, citrus, and utter, utter defamation. The blend is a pale pink color, recalling the shade of baby dolls' heads, and would probably pair best with either overpriced organic takeaway or Panda Express. Ideal for crafting with Coglet or mainlining with Marjorie, this wine truly has something for everyone. This is a wine that will make you sit up and shout, "WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF!!" It's just that good.

Hold on to your drying bonnets and run, don't walk, to your local Trader Joe's now to get this wine!

*I know absolutely nothing about wine, don't @ me

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WANT MORE?

 

[ThisishowIlivenow]

Okay, as promised, I tried out the wine with which Alice was papped a few days ago. I thought I'd write a brief review.*

This wine is a blend of grenache, cinsault and syrah varietals with notes of berry, citrus, and utter, utter defamation. The blend is a pale pink color, recalling the shade of baby dolls' heads, and would probably pair best with either overpriced organic takeaway or Panda Express. Ideal for crafting with Coglet or mainlining with Marjorie, this wine truly has something for everyone. This is a wine that will make you sit up and shout, "WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF!!" It's just that good.

Hold on to your drying bonnets and run, don't walk, to your local Trader Joe's now to get this wine!

*I know absolutely nothing about wine, don't @ me

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[supportivereaderx]

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All I can ask is

Every time we get a courier delivery at work in my best Brad impression I growl 'what's in the box!' Nobody ever gets it. Soo happy to see that somebody does

 

[sallygsoton]

Okay, as promised, I tried out the wine with which Alice was papped a few days ago. I thought I'd write a brief review.*

This wine is a blend of grenache, cinsault and syrah varietals with notes of berry, citrus, and utter, utter defamation. The blend is a pale pink color, recalling the shade of baby dolls' heads, and would probably pair best with either overpriced organic takeaway or Panda Express. Ideal for crafting with Coglet or mainlining with Marjorie, this wine truly has something for everyone. This is a wine that will make you sit up and shout, "WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF!!" It's just that good.

Hold on to your drying bonnets and run, don't walk, to your local Trader Joe's now to get this wine!

*I know absolutely nothing about wine, don't @ me

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I thought Malice was sharing a drinkie with us when I 1st saw this photo...

Then I noticed fresh fruit and no bright red lipstick stains on the glass!!

No way that's the Abuser then

Thank you wonderful Hiraeth, for your considered opinion on this classy wine (as befits the tasteful Malice)!

 

[SC_love]

Possible thread title:

Malice snapped with Pandora’s box, meanwhile we need to unionise our socks

 

[TheNotoriousManzana]

Sorry it's not a more cheerful (very brief) analysis @BigBonedBuzzard
Probably worth trying to examine your feelings and past experiences on the subject, though

We all, to some degree, fear endings. But, like our favourite wine expert, it's how you frame them ------>

 

[brie l]

Okay, as promised, I tried out the wine with which Alice was papped a few days ago. I thought I'd write a brief review.*

This wine is a blend of grenache, cinsault and syrah varietals with notes of berry, citrus, and utter, utter defamation. The blend is a pale pink color, recalling the shade of baby dolls' heads, and would probably pair best with either overpriced organic takeaway or Panda Express. Ideal for crafting with Coglet or mainlining with Marjorie, this wine truly has something for everyone. This is a wine that will make you sit up and shout, "WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF!!" It's just that good.

Hold on to your drying bonnets and run, don't walk, to your local Trader Joe's now to get this wine!

*I know absolutely nothing about wine, don't @ me

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Cheers.

 

[claudiarocks]

Just remember turds …

at least we’re not the Evans’

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[klarakluckbag]

If the wine box in her trolley doesn't contain wine, but it does contain "groceries", then what's in the grocery bags??

 

[BingoFlamingo]

If the wine box in her trolley doesn't contain wine, but it does contain "groceries", then what's in the grocery bags??

Wine

 

[ReturningthePearls]

Wedding planning with Alice
Alice's top ten tips on parenting
Fashion design by RAWR
How dirty is my house/pool/garden
How to dress like the Amish on the wine run
Alice's top 100 tips on anger management
How to give guys the ick (this series is sponsored by Viagra)
Alice Evans on How to pick your Hispanic housekeeper and then exploit/patronize them
Alice reviews the best bark collar
Alice's guide to parental alienation

“Shoe Bows with Alice”
“Cupboard Building with Alice”
“Changing Your Surname with Alice”
“Jump Roping with Alice,” and then a new edition with the add-on chapter, “Peeing with Alice”