Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?

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Is this like a 'choose your own adventure' book? You are jailed - what do you do next?

a) See what random tat is lying around your cell to bedazzle your state issued boiler suit
a) Sign up to cookery lessons (spoiler alert - you get laughed out of the kitchen when you start searching in drawers for the Panda Express menu)
I LOVED adventure books! Mine were all Asterix.
 
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Is this like a 'choose your own adventure' book? You are jailed - what do you do next?

a) See what random tat is lying around your cell to bedazzle your state issued boiler suit
a) Sign up to cookery lessons (spoiler alert - you get laughed out of the kitchen
I have a feeling Alice really won't like options past a or b. She wouldn't exactly be beloved there
 
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You know, dignity and Alice aren’t natural bedfellows, but jeez, wouldn’t you now remove every shot of Ioan of your feed. For dignity’s sake. He has made it clear he is done with her, wouldn’t you just get rid of him of your socials??!!
 
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I have a feeling Alice really won't like options past a or b. She wouldn't exactly be beloved there
She can’t spell a or b 🙄 ( I mean the letters)
You know, dignity and Alice aren’t natural bedfellows, but jeez, wouldn’t you now remove every shot of Ioan of your feed. For dignity’s sake. He has made it clear he is done with her, wouldn’t you just get rid of him of your socials??!!
she’s a tragic bleep .. she’ll hang onto the fact they were married… forever !!!

Have I just missed @Junebug895 posing naked or something? 😁 👀 Dammit, I always miss the action!
Eh ? Lmao
 
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Famous five for me ❤❤ Lashings and lashings … (usually custard or cream) and ginger ale always lol xx
and Timmy the dog... Speaking of which Alice could use her talents as a writer to write children's books etc.

"Mommy has a restraining order" (it's very niche but she could self-publish?)
"How to lose weight in just 2 weeks" (Bestseller imo)
"How to land a rich man" (she does have experience here after all)
 
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You know, dignity and Alice aren’t natural bedfellows, but jeez, wouldn’t you now remove every shot of Ioan of your feed. For dignity’s sake. He has made it clear he is done with her, wouldn’t you just get rid of him of your socials??!!
especially when she claims that he abused her
 
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Lol opening your gob asundry with Alice.
Drinking ....
Um, posting ....

Yeah OK I'm out.
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Have I just missed @Junebug895 posing naked or something? 😁 👀 Dammit, I always miss the action!
Haha no not naked! Just smiling with my Hogwarts wine goblet. I've asked the mods why it isn't OK as I can't see that it breaches any rules, so hear you go again. Now you have the added bonus of Garth. Garthy is so over photos (15, and bitter):

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You know, dignity and Alice aren’t natural bedfellows, but jeez, wouldn’t you now remove every shot of Ioan of your feed. For dignity’s sake. He has made it clear he is done with her, wouldn’t you just get rid of him of your socials??!!
But they had 20, 21, 22, 20!!! perfect years!
 
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Haha no not naked! Just smiling with my Hogwarts wine goblet. I've asked the mods why it isn't OK as I can't see that it breaches any rules, so hear you go again. Now you have the added bonus of Garth. Garthy is so over photos (15, and bitter):

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Oooh Garthy! Almost as gorgeous as your mistress!
 
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Haha no not naked! Just smiling with my Hogwarts wine goblet. I've asked the mods why it isn't OK as I can't see that it breaches any rules, so hear you go again. Now you have the added bonus of Garth. Garthy is so over photos (15, and bitter):

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Cat!!!!!! I love cats....also I'm over 40 and single so they just gravitate towards me these days 🤣. My neighbours cat is always in my garden 🤷🏼‍♀️, but mine is like nope, go away 🤣🤣🤣.

It's odd they took the photo down, I didn't think they broke any rules???
 
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Garthy's face! Hahaha love it!
He's a bleeping grumpy ass bastard legend. Ive lived with this git for 15 years and he's my best mate. Who - on occasion- I dress up in small dog outfits for my amusement. The best one was leather pilot jacket with fleece collar and matching cap. Ride into the danger zone, Garth ✈

Cat!!!!!! I love cats....also I'm over 40 and single so they just gravitate towards me these days 🤣. My neighbours cat is always in my garden 🤷🏼‍♀️, but mine is like nope, go away 🤣🤣🤣.

It's odd they took the photo down, I didn't think they broke any rules???
No rules broken that I know of, but I've asked the question.
 
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He's a bleeping grumpy ass bastard legend. Ive lived with this git for 15 years and he's my best mate. Who - on occasion- I dress up in small dog outfits for my amusement. The best one was leather pilot jacket with fleece collar and matching cap. Ride into the danger zone, Garth ✈
I absolutely LOVE that! The fact you dress him up and that does sound like an epic costume 😂

Now I have the song in my head of course....
 
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