Ooooooooh I dunno @Priority education
One of the pics I saw in his carseat he looks very chunky. Pretty sure it's because he is strapped in travelling instead of running his energy out..
Ooooooooh I dunno @Priority educationIf 10kg is one and a half stone (I’m not sure but know my chunky large spaniel weighs 1.5 stone) i would think it unlikely Jace could. However please accept my advanced apologies if this turns into a ‘guess Jace’s weight thread.
If it does I will ask Madam Seacroft to declare the winner and donate the prize of a baby and me ragged blanket, echo falls and and 50 orange twirls. The runner up will receive £100 of burgah vouchers, as they no longer eat meat (in their nightmares). Mrs Ingham’s decision will be final so please lower your estimate because she thinks he’s ‘dinky’ and misinterprets size.
Those girls will be homeschooled then! Esme goes to the same school as Isabelle and all she’s done is finish the primary school element of it!Lazy has comfirmed that Esme isn’t going back to the same school
Who are these children?Nearly fell off the sofa at the last comment, jealous because she isn‘t as beautiful as Lazy
what was the changing room incident then?EMBARRASSING POOL CHANGING ROOM INCIDENT! VANLIFE EUROPE 2020
Vlog starts with a montage of the girls on the caravan site's slides and Isla cuddled up to Jace.
Isls is cuddling a sleeping Jace with 'twinkle twinkle little star' playing in the background. It's the cutest thing Lazy every did see. 'Twinkle twinkle send you to sleep darlin'. They're waiting for Creepy to shower and get ready for the day so they can go to the shop, get food and have some fun for the rest of the day. Lazy has no eye makeup on because they will hopefully be going swimming soon. Creepy shouts that he couldn't start getting ready until Lazy got back with Jace. Lazy says Creepy always has an excuse.
Footage of driving. Creepy moans that uploading daily when you're travelling is a challenge; there's no signal or working wifi at the campsite so they're in the local town to tap some 4G, which he has found so the vlog is rendering in the car and then they're going to upload it. Whilst that's happening they're 'hitting up' Lidl. Creepy is told he's not allowed to film.
Back at the caravan Lazy moans Lidl wasn't great because they didn't have much in so they went to the French supermarket around the corner and got bits from there. Lazy shows what they've bought. She found it hard to find vegetarian food and was surprised at the existence of vegetarian meatballs. They have lots of vegetarian burgers and sausages because they're planning on having a barbeque tonight. She seems to forget what peppers are called and shows the tiny amount of fruit/veg they have. She shows Creepy some haribo shampoo. Lazy goes to put everything away in the fridge and realises they already had burgers. Esme was sad that they're not eating meat anymore because it means she can't have chicken kievs so lazy has found some vegetarian ones.
The girls go on the water slides and Lazy passes Jace a bottle of water. Creepy lurks at the side of the swimming poo and says the sky doesn't look good. Lazy says they got lucky and it looks like the thunderstorm has missed them.
They've finished at the swimming pool and Isabelle says they're about to have a shower and wash their faces before returning to the caravan for a barbeque. Isabelle says they have an issue because Esme has forgotten her clothes at the caravan so she's going to have to walk past everyone in her small tower because they only took small towels with them which is stupid. Isabelle has suddenly remembered how funny the vlog was when she was singing and she ran down the corridor to see loads of ifam. She asks the girls if they should do it again. Esme says no and Isabelle starts freaking out about a bug. Lazy films Jace playing with his dinosaurs and saying uh-oh.
Lazy makes pig noises back at the caravan as Jace plays with his toys. She makes a moo noise. Footage of the camp fire, Isabelle's notebook and the girls writing their reviews of the campsite. Music plays as they write.
Lazy tells us that whilst Jace is playing and Creepy is cooking and the girls are writing; she is going to set up a camping chair for Jace. The girls laugh at how small it is but Lazy thinks it's perfect.
Creepy says the plant burgers look amazing and smell better than the plant burgers. Littul man sits at his chair with his half a burger and tomatoes. Esme does a very dramatic 'best burger I've ever tasted in my life' to convince us they love being vegetarian. Esme is publicly wearing her school leavers' hoodie on the vlog so I guess they've left the private school.
Isabelle whispers and Esme is screeching. Isla runs to catch up with them. Esme screeches that its not late but it's very quiet. Timelapse of the girls washing their face and brushing their teeth in the shower block. Something wrong with the bathroom in the caravan? Isla makes faces to the camera and Isabelle says they're heading back to the caravan to read. Esme says she has news but I'me very distracted by the brat in the background making faces to the camera. Anyway, Esme proceeds to tell us that the new Twilight movie is coming out on Netflix and there will be a new book next year. Isabelle says they'll see us tomorrow at 5pm. I wouldn't bet on it.
End of vlog... finally
A special mention, one year on. State of her
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Thanks for reading, I'm off to order a burger
So sorryThank you for this. It was my children she named
I think their was a drone shotEURO ROAD TRIP BINGO 2020 EDITION
VLOG TITLE - EMBARRASING POOL CHANGING ROOM INCIDENT! VANLIFE EUROPE 2020
General
- A vlog that is uploaded later than 5pm
- Thumbnail containing Isabelle
- 3+ exclamation marks in the vlog title
- Obvious clickbait in the title that certainly isn't 'GoOd AdVeRtIsInG'
- Drone shots of any kind (excluding intro)
- Any music in the background during a montage that would make it onto the Now Thats What I Call Funeral Hits Album.
- 4 or more ads in the video (bc they really need that cash money)
Words/Phrases
- Sarah screeching 'GOOOOOOD MORNING IFAM'
- Chris saying 'Yoooo wassup Ifam'
- The phrase 'Van life' being thrown around
- Anyone talking about the weather
- A mention of them now being 'VeGeTaRiAn' (although we all know this isn't true)
- Sarah calls Chris 'Babe' or vice versa
- Isla says something no one can understand
- Any mention from Sarah about 'HomeSchooling on the go' or an 'educational activity'
- The phrases 'making memories' or 'chasing dreams' are mentioned
- The well known words 'CLEVER BOYYYY' are screeched at Jace
- Chris/Sarah complaining about how long it took to drive somewhere with the chavavan.
- Sarah mispronounces a word
- Any of the girls mention Twilight or Harry Potter
- A complaint about Wifi/Uploading the Vlog
- Any poor attempt at French
Appearance
- Chris wearing his beanie
- Chris wearing either an Adidas tracksuit top or a tye-dye tshirt
- Isabelle is wearing her bucket hat
- Anyone wearing Fila dinosaur stompers
- The jewelled/sparkly/diamente masks make an appearence
- Sarah touches/readjusts her fringe/hair
Other
- Chris does that weird Wallace and grommit hand thing
- Jace screaming/crying/moaning every 5 seconds
- A clip of Jace eating food to shut him up
- A trip to a supermarket e.g. Lidl/Aldi etc
- Esme pulling a weird face for the camera
- Isabelle/Esme/Isla shown babysitting Jace
- Isabelle/Esme/Isla making a Tik Tok or doing tik Tok dances
- Soggy Sandwiches, crisps, or other food that just does not look appealing
- Chris cleaning something
(This is the template ill be using now on, pls let me know if theres anything obvious ive missed from the list)
Ha iv seen thatYou guys who have Tik Tok you seen the new “you tubers I used to watch” craze? Inghams flash up a lot
I remember a while back Isabelle was excited for Esme starting high school and being at the same school.Lazy has comfirmed that Esme isn’t going back to the same school
Well that’s confirming they can’t afford the fees for the girls.Lazy has comfirmed that Esme isn’t going back to the same school
I think it’s really sad that Esme won’t be returning to that school. If it’s not about money, I think it’s cruel. She has no consistency in her life, struggles enough with school work as it is. So she will come back from “travelling” and have no school, no friends. It’s sad and very selfish.I remember a while back Isabelle was excited for Esme starting high school and being at the same school.
Absolutely, mine were money drainsWow! Maybe she should focus on her 5 o’clock timings instead of being catty as fuck. I also don’t get the rushing through France. If they’ve got all the time in the world why the drive drive drive? I reckon those kids will be back at school in September.
They were too mean to even buy a proper roof box. I also think the 30k cash-rvan was bullshit too, it quite obviously on finance. You don’t pull a 30k caravan with a 10k (max) disco! Tbh I wouldn’t like to be doing that trip with that disco, it’s new enough but once they get to 60000ish miles they always need a new engine. One of the biggest faults.
fear not. She uses ‘obsessed’ like most of us make a cup of tea. It’s one of the few big girl words the imbecile can pronounce. Our long suffering ears can confirm her ability to manage ‘good morning ifam’ at a million decibels. My sympathies lie with the other (not so happy campers - hi di hi)If posting one photo of the lazy sod makes me crazy obsessed with her then that lady who said I'm crazy obsessed needs to go look up the word obsessed. I've only ever posted one photo. I dont comment on a lot of stuff like other people do.
Was it esme had to walk back to the van in her swim suit and towel?what was the changing room incident then?
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