Influencer Christmas Decs #2 the only roast that matters this festive season

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

Carrying on from the original thread here:

Influencer Christmas Decs - the only roast that matters this festive season

After this abomination gifted to Olivia Bowen, I thought we needed place to roast the good bad and ugly of insta influencers Christmas decorations. Got something to say about Louise Pentland’s £3k tasteless splurging on rented baubles in the middle of a pandemic? Or want to name and shame...

tattle.life

This is the place for all your big baubles... your gaudy gonks... your tasteless trees...

see it, post it, roast it

Keep on tattling because this thread is truly the reason for the season!

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

I don't dislike these particularly (although Kim's might need sunglasses to look at).
I just wonder how much they must have spent!

 

[Silverback]

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I don't dislike these particularly (although Kim's might need sunglasses to look at).
I just wonder how much they must have spent!

I bleeping hate Kim but those lit up trees are magical.

 

[Scragbags]

Scarlets Moffats tree. It looks like a pile of washing rather than a tree to me.

 

[Em_]

The awful baubles she's made, why they do look like a smiley? I can't wait to see how awful her tree is.

 

[SpindleWhorl]

The awful baubles she's made, why they do look like a smiley? I can't wait to see how awful her tree is. View attachment 2597322

The trip hazard of those baubles on the hard stone paving floor as well. Especially when she has young kids running around

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

The awful baubles she's made, why they do look like a smiley? I can't wait to see how awful her tree is. View attachment 2597322

That's incredibly colourful for our Stacey....

 

[Em_]

That's incredibly colourful for our Stacey....

It is, I remember when the skanky twit had a black and white Christmas tree. Her crafts are hideous, the woman has no class.

 

[Uncertainhistory]

Came here to post Scarlett Moffat but already done - so much ribbon

 

[DoseofReality]

She's not put a photo of the whole tree on but my teeth hurt already.




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Devastated to have missed this tutorial. Not convinced there's a tree under there.

 

[Fruitshop]

Why are there a load of pink towels underneath?

 

[GoldSilver]

Why do people put so much stuff on there so you can’t even see the tree! I would rather a bare tree with just lights than these overstuffed monstrosities!

 

[kelly123]

Hard pass

 

[Em_]

Hard pass

Jesus bleeping Christ, what a monstrosity

 

[peekachu]

Hard pass

These look like AI images. I refuse to believe anyone would commit such crimes against Christmas trees 🫣

 

[bellinibobble]

@peekachu I was gonna say exactly the same!! Has to be AI, if not it’s the most soulless Christmas tree I’ve ever seen in my life, how depressing.

 

[DoseofReality]

Ah ah achooooo...

 

[loveulongtime0]

Whatever tit you find lying around the house, just lob it on the tree!

 

[Carefree]

Whatever tit you find lying around the house, just lob it on the tree!

You can literally see the tree heaving in the time lapse but sure, let me just copy it

 

[Tiger tat]

I can’t believe that isn’t a parody