That'll be £35.99 please. It will be made in China by a factory with dubious standards. The iron-on #NegativeNectarapple motif will survive just about one wash. But don't let that put you off. Just do an Ingham-family-bed-sheets and keep it on for a few months. When it's simply too full of dirt, emo hair grease or skin cells, don't pop it in the wash! Who even can be arsed to do that? Just buy another one!! WOW, POW, OMG, SURPRISE.
Now I know that may sound expensive, but consider this... for every t-shirt sold, I will be donating 0.05% of the profit to the our chosen charities. They are the Poor, Poor, Pregnant Wife Foundation and the Yorkshire branch of the Hell, No! support group.