IAmSarahJay #12 About as socialist as Nick Griffin

[VeniVidiVicki]

Everyone I’ve ever known who has had no sense of time has been unemployed with no one to care about other than themselves. And a drinking problem.

Those poor neglected kids. I expect they want to have some kind of special needs because they know that means she’ll value them more if they can be cash cows for her.

 

[Foxvint]

You. Have. Never. Worked. You. twit.
So reign in the fantasy of how you might go about it. It's like me practicing my walk for Chanel.

 

[Jelly Bean]

You. Have. Never. Worked. You. twit.
So reign in the fantasy of how you might go about it. It's like me practicing my walk for Chanel.

Am I being dense? (very possibly) but don't most people like to work with quiet sometimes and with background noise sometimes? How is this now a neuro diverse thing? Isn't it just being a human? Why is every normal human trait labelled as unusual?

 

[byefeliciax]

Christ she's flexing what age she was dry overnight now even though most of her post 9pm tweeting suggests a person not dry overnight anymore.

A lot of disabled kids have enuresis and bowel issues, many autistic kids struggle with interoceptive differences and therefore incontinence. As a self-professed “SEN parent” who is oh such an expert in Autism and is on Twitter to interact with and be relatable to other SEN parents you’d think she’d try and be a little more tactful than to tweet about age-appropriate toileting and gloat about what a cwever spwecial wittle baby she was using the big girl potty aww by herself at 18 months old.

She always talks about how clever she was and how she was top of everything as a kid, like her achievements in childhood negate her absolute ineptitude as a 46 year old useless adult who can’t even put herself to bed. I get the sense she was over-praised and spoilt as a child, her parents created a monster, and then they couldn’t cope with what they’d done raising a self-important idiot so they cut her off and left the rest of the world to deal with the abandoned narc. It would make sense as to why she clings onto things people told her she was good at 40-odd years ago, because nobody’s told her she’s good at anything since; apart from herself of course, she’s actually amazing at building flat packs! Only takes her 4 months, 3 lost screwdrivers, 2 extra packets of dowels, and 246 small rests.

 

[Sensible Susan]

I don't get the misogyny you are seeing from that post. Please explain as if I am 5

She appears to be using a photo of a woman as a pinned tweet to promote a motivational message for women.
In actual fact, she's using the photo of the woman to advertise a sweatshirt (4 easy payments with lay-buy)

 

[BeardyBap]

Well it’s been 24 hours, let’s see how that’s going…

 

[nothanksbabes]

She's about as popular as genital warts.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Remember she was meant to be off twitter now until the election. But due to popular demand she had to come back. After half an hour I think.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Well it’s been 24 hours, let’s see how that’s going…
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I don’t know if it’s because I’m ND (ACTUAY DIAGNOSED) myself or what but her lack of engagement makes me feel physically sick with embarrassment.
Give up love.
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Both kids now having a “reason” to be off. Convenient.

 

[Foxvint]

In other ages that morning coffee used to accompanied by a browse of the broadsheets. Now I head over to see what this village idiot has been farting on about all night. Todays headlines- school in warm weather should be optional and she's had a headache since 22. Sometimes she can't feel it but it's still there.

 

[camotea]

I don’t know if it’s because I’m ND (ACTUAY DIAGNOSED) myself or what but her lack of engagement makes me feel physically sick with embarrassment.
Give up love.
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Both kids now having a “reason” to be off. Convenient.
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I'd feel a bit iffy myself if I'd had a Boost four-pack and 1.75kg of broken biscuits for tea then twizzlers, curly fries and three cans of coke for dinner, and I'm middle-aged fatty who is fully qualified in bingeing. Not got a masters though.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

For a woman who claims to be so worried about domestic violence, she's remarkably quiet on the fact that domestic abuse goes up when the national football teams play, whether the team wins or loses. You'd think she'd signpost to some help or resources.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I don’t know if it’s because I’m ND (ACTUAY DIAGNOSED) myself or what but her lack of engagement makes me feel physically sick with embarrassment.
Give up love.
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Both kids now having a “reason” to be off. Convenient.
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You aren't a migraine sufferer Sarah. You literally stare at your phone screen and tweet all the way through your 'migraine episodes'. Less migraine and more munchie, love.

 

[Foxvint]

You aren't a migraine sufferer Sarah. You literally stare at your phone screen and tweet all the way through your 'migraine episodes'. Less migraine and more munchie, love.

Good point. The migraine sufferers I know are completely debilitated when one hits but she's never away from Twitter. And 10 in 100 isn't a rare condition at all. 8 in 100 have asthma and millions of us work with it as would millions prone to headaches. Sticking the word chronic in front of it doesn't make it a disability and doesn't mean it comes with no questions asked about work between 18-65.

 

[Jelly Bean]

You aren't a migraine sufferer Sarah. You literally stare at your phone screen and tweet all the way through your 'migraine episodes'. Less migraine and more munchie, love.

She's hopeless isn't she? Yet another medical condition to foist on the child. The poor kid probably gets headaches as it's so long between regular meals if she's still serving up food at about 10pm.
She completely refuses to acknowledge the elephant in the room - that the lifestyle she has chosen for herself and her children is basically unhealthy and making them all low key chronically unwell. Actually she probably knows this and it suits her. Fits in with the disability narrative.

 

[camotea]

I've been lurking on the Inghams IN DUBAI threads and the amount of casual child abuse that is perpetrated publicly is insane. At least Stop and Hammertime can physically leave the house and have access to resources that speak the same language, I guess.

 

[byefeliciax]

Four weeks of migraines 34 years ago, now has little headaches here and there that aren’t as painful as a migraine that she’s well used to now so can just get about her daily business and 19 hour Twitter shifts no worries, however, chronic illness/can’t work.

“Those who can work, should work.” - Keir Starmer.

Good luck Sazboo! You’ll be popping a couple of paracetamol and ibuprofen and cracking on with it soon enough. #VoteLabourJuly4th

Spoiler: “Oh, if you’re interested…”

Nobody. Nobody is interested in your regurgitated Google searches to self-diagnose every worse possible outcome for yourself, you malingering bellend.

 

[griftalo]

Back when my vitamin d was barely there, my consultant reckoned I was probably in a state of constant migraine. You just have to get on with it. Once having had a few is a crappy excuse for being so negligent as a parent.

 

[byefeliciax]

“Doctor, doctor, Keir says I need to go to work! Quick, write me a fit note!”

“What for?”

“I have heavy periods for 3 days every month!”

“So you would like a fit note to cover these three days?”

“No, no, I want one that says I am unable to work ever and I want a hysterectomy.”

“Unfortunately you’re not eligible for either…”

“Yes I am! Google said I am! Don’t undermine me DARLING! I want to speak to a manager!”

“Well you can certainly ask for a second opinion, if you go to Reception you can book in with…”

“No! No I’m not doing that! I’m not doing that! I want a hysterectomy and a fit note NOW!”

“Miss Goodwin, I’m afraid I can’t do that. I can prescribe something to help with the bleeding and you can self-declare your short-term sickness at work when it’s really bad, but come back to me if it lasts more than 3 days? Unfortunately this is very common in women of your age.”

“No it’s not! It’s not! I’m anaemic from it as well!”

“Well, your last blood test results did show a slightly lower iron count than we prefer but certainly not anaemia. You’ve been on iron supplements a while now, that should have sorted itself by now. Let’s book you some bloods to check.”

“I don’t want bloods, I want a fit note! What about for my thyroid?”

“You don’t even meet the criteria for treatment for that I’m afraid, I can’t see how it would affect your working ability.”

“What about for mu ankle that broke 5 years ago then?”

(I am assuming here that she actually says “mu” out loud, since it appears so often it must be part of her actual vocabulary).

“Nope.”

“Migraines I had 34 years ago?”

“Nope.”

“Okay fine. What about for my evening fatigue.”

“This is very common in 10 out of 10 of the population but most call it ‘tiredness’. It can be remedied by going to bed before it is literally the next day. Have you tried that yet? What’s your diet like? How much caffeine do you consume daily? Do you get any exercise?”

“How dare you! TORY PRICK! Who do you think you are? You’re a fascist! You can’t expect me to work! I have 14 year old twin babies and I haven’t even got my qualifications yet! Misogyny! I’m going to the police, this is a hate crime!”

 

[Foxvint]

Grifters always have vague conditions that mean they can't work and you should give them some money but not that they have to take a rain check on shagging for 6 hours, going to an all night rave or hitting wetherspoons and the swimming pool. Crumbly bones but can dance all night. Migraines but can tweet all night.
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“Doctor, doctor, Keir says I need to go to work! Quick, write me a fit note!”

“What for?”

“I have heavy periods for 3 days every month!”

“So you would like a fit note to cover these three days?”

“No, no, I want one that says I am unable to work ever and I want a hysterectomy.”

“Unfortunately you’re not eligible for either…”

“Yes I am! Google said I am! Don’t undermine me DARLING! I want to speak to a manager!”

“Well you can certainly ask for a second opinion, if you go to Reception you can book in with…”

“No! No I’m not doing that! I’m not doing that! I want a hysterectomy and a fit note NOW!”

“Miss Goodwin, I’m afraid I can’t do that. I can prescribe something to help with the bleeding and you can self-declare your short-term sickness at work when it’s really bad, but come back to me if it lasts more than 3 days?”

“But I’m anaemic as well!”

“Well, your last blood test results did show a slightly lower iron count than we prefer but certainly not anaemia. You’ve been on iron supplements a while now, that should have sorted itself by now. Let’s book you some bloods to check.”

“I don’t want bloods, I want a fit note! What about for my thyroid?”

“You don’t even meet the criteria for treatment for that I’m afraid, I can’t see how it would affect your working ability.”

“What about for mu ankle that broke 5 years ago then?”

(I am assuming here that she actually says “mu” out loud, since it appears to be part of her vocabulary).

“Nope.”

“Migraines I had 34 years ago?”

“Nope.”

“Okay fine. What about for my evening fatigue.”

“This is very common in 10 out of 10 of the population but most call it ‘tiredness’. It can be remedied by going to bed before it is literally the next day. Have you tried that yet? What’s your diet like? How much caffeine do you consume daily? Do you get any exercise?”

“How dare you! TORY PRICK! Who do you think you are? You’re a fascist! You can’t expect me to work! I have 14 year old babies and I haven’t even got my qualifications yet! Misogyny! I’m going to the police, this is a hate crime!”

(I’m presuming here that she actually says “mu” out loud, since it appears to be part of her vocabulary).

Evening fatigue means it's nearly bedtime. Everyone gets tired of an evening- it's a sign to go to bed, not resist and chat balls all night online. An if its bad of an evening why is she frequently food shopping then and doing meals so late? She could meal prep in the day and just heat it up when they're home and have the food shop delivered or done when they're at school. I think we know the answer. Cos school time is me-time for cracking on with the couch potato life.

Y'kno what gives you headaches don't you. Dehydration