I thought she loved London and was Queen of the south east of it?
IAmSarahJay #12 About as socialist as Nick Griffin
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Lahndahn.
It's okay, Jay Slater's stuck to a cactus in Tenerife
She must have another form to fill out
Couldn't she do her pointless busywork while the kids are at school, so the weekends are free for fun stuff?
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She's realised a child going missing is actually a bad thing regardless of the child's age or sex, but she's still panting like an overheated bulldog at the thought of his body being found. Ghoul.
The fact that she thinks anyone gives a tit enough to read all of her long tweet threads (she then retweets), when she gets zero engagement will never not be hilarious to me.
She loves a little backpedal. Bonus points for believing empathy is just typing out the words 'I have empathy'. Now retract the completely bullshit fantasy about a teen dropping dead on the bus from drugs you ambulance sniffing hyena.
PLEASE post a photo, Sazza
Not gonna lie, if I had my way, I’d actually be nocturnal.
but, like you, I have this urge to be available for my son (who’s 20!!! lives at home as saving to buy, works full time, has a GF, friends and a great social life and is completely independent and actually doesn’t need me at all)
I feel that as a mother I still want to be there for him (it’s usually things like where’s the tuna, do we have another jar of salsa etc) we do also hang out at home and have a laugh as we have the same sense of humour plus the occasional advice because he knows I’m extremely private and would never blast his life on SM for every one to read/ignore
But to have young teens and not even do the most basic of tasks (like ensuring they have clean uniform or dinner before 10pm) or just spending time with them is grim
She's been engaging (or trying to) with one of the folk who is 'online friends' with Bex and Mankymouse. Bex won't shag you hun.
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ETA is that another pisstake account she's engaging with?
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She's making a list of everything she has to do this weekend even though it's almost half over and everyday is a weekend to her. And breadcrumbing a holiday cos she only has to shop for a few days worth. Hope she remembers to pack her cozzie and get the strimmer on the muff she probably hasn't seen since 2005.
Strimmer on the muff 
Thread title nom (muff isn’t swearing)Strimmer on the muff
it’s taken her all day and 38 tweets to download her bank statement as a PDF. bleeping hell she’s useless.
SO BUSY
It’s taken her two hours to work up to actually writing the list. By the time she finishes it, the weekend will be over
It’s taken her two hours to work up to actually writing the list. By the time she finishes it, the weekend will be over
I can’t even fathom how you could get that little done because you sit tweeting to no one all day and not want to reevaluate your life.
Omg!! I’d just not have gone!
Let’s assume there’s not. Let’s assume she’s too stupid and useless to know what’s in her freezer. It’s now 6.15pm and she needs to go out, do shopping, and then come home and cook. Those poor boys probably don’t eat until gone 10pm.
