IAmSarahJay #12 About as socialist as Nick Griffin

[mchops]

So a private person rapping about intrusion although a millionaire top of his game but feeling he's not going to beat what he achieved before is comparable to Sar life?
If anybody does like m&m (not her kids). This is alright, explicit version is better

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I'll admit I'm in the True Crime scene, it's a genre I've been interested in since I was a young teenage MCM sneaking my mum's library books.
HOWEVER! Most of the hardcore consumers of TC will only accept what we call ethical content, meaning not the sensationalist, serial killer glorifying tit. We want content with a purpose, podcasts that give part proceeds to DNA projects, Texas EquusSearch, funding anti violence initiatives and so on.
This here thing is just giving me rubber-necking ghoul vibes.

 

[BeardyBap]

Sorry about this, but you will not dissuade me from the belief that when she hears this line:

She thinks Marshall has an account at IKEA.

 

[mchops]

He was talking about his attorneys, having to buy them outfits .

 

[griftalo]

So a private person rapping about intrusion although a millionaire top of his game but feeling he's not going to beat what he achieved before is comparable to Sar life?
If anybody does like m&m (not her kids). This is alright, explicit version is better

I love Eminem but I’m not sure about his dyed dark hair and beard look, it’s giving me Tom Jones vibes!

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Did we ever get to the bottom of why salt or shake needed a separate JustGiving?

 

[mchops]

Did we ever get to the bottom of why salt or shake needed a separate JustGiving?

He wants the kudos apparently, mu big folling will provide .

 

[ahkrin]

Ah yes, all the kudos that your mum begging online brings a teenager. More like it's one of the few things Sarah can point to that she actually helps one of her kids with cause it's not going to be his spellings or his social life

 

[Foxvint]

She's gardening at 10.30pm. Told yer she started early today.

 

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

Oh god, I worried I was Sarah Vajayjay earlier when I had the start of a migraine so went for a nap at 4.30 and accidentally slept until nearly 7, before getting dinner from Deliveroo In my defence, I’d been at work, & done a drive I find stressful, two things she’s never experienced, so I realised my panic was unnecessary.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

She's gardening at 10.30pm. Told yer she started early today.

Big Boy's coming round in a bit (after he's been round Gabby's) and she's promised him a BBQ and some Lambrini.

 

[griftalo]

Oh god, I worried I was Sarah Vajayjay earlier when I had the start of a migraine so went for a nap at 4.30 and accidentally slept until nearly 7, before getting dinner from Deliveroo In my defence, I’d been at work, & done a drive I find stressful, two things she’s never experienced, so I realised my panic was unnecessary.

I was her yesterday when I fell asleep around 6pm then couldn’t sleep later. Are we doing grift shifts? in my defence I’m in the early throes of some kind of virus

 

[Foxvint]

That hedgehog should leg it. It'll be blamed for the potato waffles defrosting and have a BMAC to replace mu spikes in aid of bleeping the tories in about half an hour.
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Her kids say some odd things for Brit teens don't they. About wanting to pet an animal or comforting a grieving friend. All those Americanisms and Insta quotes. The fantasising terminally online smash head.

 

[EllaEm87]

Indeed.
For new readers: there is zero professional opinion that Squelch “is ASD”.

I’m embarrassed embarressed for you both, tbh.

 

[BlendedSlop]

*Cheese or Onion after breaking his fifth piece of tech this week*

I'm sorry momma
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you grift
But tonight
I'm cleaning out mu closet

 

[nothanksbabes]

I’m embarrassed embarressed for you both, tbh.

I-R-R-E-L-I-V-E-N-T.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

9 tweets (not counting retweets) about a hedgehog. She really doesn't get out much, does she?

Sarah, when you catch up here:

1. Don't give it bread and milk, you'll kill it.
2. Avoid anything marketed as "hedgehog food", it's unregulated and can contain any old crap.
3. meaty kitten food is best for them (meat needs to be the first ingredient on the list)
4. Any water bowls need to be broad and shallow so the hedgehog can reach the water and not tip the bowl over on itself

 

[nobotoxta]

Now I may have misread the 800 posts, but does r sare have a hedgehog in her garden?

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Now I may have misread the 800 posts, but does r sare have a hedgehog in her garden?

I'm not sure, tbh. It may not be there atm.

 

[Foxvint]

What's she oh my god-ing at cos Chief Freeloader would 100% drink a jalfrezi and lash a naan up her arse if food was delivered to her by mistake. Then film the fella asking for it back.

Posted 4 hours ago which was 5am. Another Saturday of Hip Hop left to their own devices while she catches up on sleep in her topsy turvy world.
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