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THE PENNY HAS JUST DROPPED HARDER THAN FIVERS INTO SARAH’S COFFEE CUP!

Why has Sarah, the social media addict, deleted her entire Twitter and Instagram presence? I’ll tell you for why:

She’s compiled her report with cherry-picked screenshots of all of the big bad online meanies and, before handing it over to the cops, she’s discarded (or so she thinks) all evidence of her also being a big bad online meanie - as well as a coercive scammer and benefits fraudster who misappropriates charitable donations.

And she knows they’ll tell her to take herself off social media and this way she can say, but I have and I’m still being targeted. Fake sad. Fake scared. Feign the victim. I know my rights!!!! She knows how to play this game: DARVO.

Hello lovely police people! We have kept the receipts!
 
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She’s going to be so unhappy with the plod when nothing happens. I’m reminded of years and years of JM’s tweets about lawyers/Essex Celeb Squad closing in on her online detractors. Difference is I think this one is actually thick enough to make the reports. There’ll be a rich seam of ‘Broken Britain: Failed by the Fuzz” to mine for pity fivers.
 
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Isn't one of Sarah's main complaints about here that people are being mean about a parent of a SEN child?
But then she posts things like this.



Why she thinks the police will take her claims of being bullied seriously is quite baffling.
 
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I think there's a thread title in that lovely poem:

Classy ain't ya!!

PS just fell into a small Google hole re etymology of ain't. Ain't pretty, y'all.
 
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Given that she thinks online talk and speculation should be circumscribed police matters she could really do with a look over all the Kate Wales chat atm with ppl wondering if she's left the baldy one/become so slim she's no longer visible to the naked eye/had another secret baby. Ooof get on that. People saying stuff and no one cares.
 
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Honestly this country nowadays, you tell somebody to stop lying and conning money out of people and to get a fucking job. You are arrested and thrown in jail. It's PC gone mad. You couldn't make it up
Thank you, Richard Littlejohn.
 
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I thought Kate was going into Celebrity Big Brother?
 
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Aldi?

And on that note, before we all go to jail, can we take some time to reminisce on the Aldi videos that brought us all together?

Since she’s deactivated her account (and the screen recordings are too large to upload) this will have to do:

For context: Sarah is recording on her phone after having been told something to the effect of “You always do this and it’s unacceptable to keep my other customers waiting” by the Aldi Manager and customers behind her are getting agitated. Sarah has once again not had the money ready to pay for her shopping and instead is dithering, transferring money from one account to another on her phone. It is after-work-on-a-Friday shopping time, and she is thus holding up a queue of people with homes to go to and kids to feed - and isn’t even trying to be polite or apologetic about it. She has already had a barney with the men behind her and will later liken it to domestic abuse. She is behaving in an intimidating and entitled manner towards the Aldi Manager with raised, high-pitched tones. The Aldi Manager is doing her utmost to remain composed while being shouted at by the self-righteous scrounger. Body language experts may be intrigued that the Aldi Manager has her arms folded throughout.

Disclaimer: Although great care has been taken to accurately quote the original video, there may be discrepancy in translations of the Aldi Manager due to it being so hard to hear her over Sarah’s fishwife gob.



Aldi Manager: I do not come to work…

[Sarah cuts her off, aggressively]

Sarah: ‘Scuse me, you just took my kids Free School Meals vouchers, now you undermine me at the till and you think that I am leaving this store without them and without putting this stuff through!

[Aldi Manager turns her back to Sarah, self-defensively]

Sarah: Get someone else to do it if you don’t want to do it yourself; you can’t do that, it’s called “feft”, darling. Now sort it out please.

[Aldi Manager turns around to face Sarah again]

Sarah: Seriously, you’re on camera.

Aldi Manager: Film me all you like.

[Aldi Manager waves at the camera]

Sarah: I will! I will! And then this will go on my Twitter account which is actually quite big, which is actually quite big, and this is going to look terrible…

[Sarah continues to talk over Aldi Manager]

Aldi Manager: You’re on my cameras as well. I’ve been as nice as I can be.

[Aldi Manager gestures towards CCTV]

Sarah: …You don’t get to undermine me, I’ve got kids that need feeding.

Aldi Manager: And you don’t speak to me like that.

Sarah: I’VE GOT KIDS THAT NEED FEEDING!

Aldi Manager: Right, off you go.

Sarah: No I will not.

Aldi Manager: Off you go please.

Sarah: No. You were rude to me in the first place. I am not leaving. I am NOT leaving.

[Aldi Manager comes out from behind the till and takes her phone out of her pocket]

Sarah: Get that man over there to put my stuff through!

[Sarah points to another customer service assistant who is busy serving other customers on another till]

Aldi Manager: No he’s not. I can’t do it on another till.

[Sarah interrupts and talks over Aldi Manager]

Sarah: You need to… Well you’ve put… You’ve put my vouchers through, I need those and my kids need those and you’re gonna look terrible…

Aldi Manager: I’m just going to stand here, I’m getting paid to stand here and…

Sarah: You can’t put Free School Meals vouchers through, you can’t put Free.. You’re… D’you know what, this is a really stupid hill to die on. It really is. This is really silly. I’ve got kids that need feeding, this is my last bit of money for the week, okay, ‘til next week, alright? I need to get their stuff and get home, okay? Do you understand that? They’re my children…

[Sarah alludes to her teenage and adult sons, as the Aldi Manager stands, arms folded, looking away and absolutely flabbergasted]

Sarah: …And I can’t go without that “twenny” quid so you need to stop messing around and put my stuff “froo”. I don’t care if you like me or not.

Aldi Manager: I’m not talking to you all the time you’re filming me.

[Sarah continues filming]

Sarah: You.. You… The way you are behaving is wrong…

Aldi Manager: Okay, well I’m just going to sit over here…

Sarah: Well you need to put my stuff through the till…

Aldi Manager: …because I’m getting paid to be here right now. And you can either leave…

[Aldi Manager gestures towards the doors]

Sarah: YOU DON’T GET TO LEAVE!

Aldi Manager: …or we can just stand here all night, it’s absolutely fine.

Sarah: Do you have any idea how bad this looks on you?

Aldi Manager: I have done all…

[Sarah interrupts again and talks over the Aldi Manager]

Sarah: Or the size of the complaint I will make? NO!

Aldi Manager: …that’s all I can do…

Sarah: You undermined me at the till and you made me uncomfortable…

Aldi Manager: …every time you come into my shop you are rude to me and you are rude to my customers…

[Sarah continues to talk loudly over the Aldi Manager]

Sarah: …and when… No I’m not! I haven’t been rude to you in your shop! I actually…

Aldi Manager: …so now you are banned from the store.

Sarah: No no! I’m not being banned…

Aldi Manager: You can argue with me all you want.

Sarah: Not being banned! [Sarah scoffs and talks over Aldi Manager] This is where I do… No I’m not banned!

Aldi Manager: Yes you are.

Sarah: I’m not banned from the store!

Aldi Manager: I’ve made that decision. You’re not coming in here any more.

Sarah: You are… You’re acting like a child!

[Sarah fails to see the irony in this statement]

Sarah: …You are not taking my Free School Meals vouchers and then leaving, that’s not happening! Okay, that’s theft, and you don’t get to do that. I’ll ring the head office if you like!

[“I’m going to tell on you!” )

Aldi Manager: Okay…

[Sarah is shouting over the Aldi Manager]

Sarah: …And they will think you have to sort it out! You don’t get to…

Aldi Manager: …in my store…

Sarah: YOU DON’T OWN IT! You don’t own this place!

[Sarah shouts something incoherent in a high pitched tone]

Much the same as Aldi Vid 1, Sarah is waving her sausage finger around and screeching. We catch sight of her trolley filled to the brim with crisps and chocolate biscuits. The police are called (by the Aldi Manager).

One of my favourite bits is where Sarah gets actually banned from Aldi, later complains to Aldi head office, they investigate, and decide that actually, yeah, she is banned. Who gets banned from Aldi? The shame!
 
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"Yer ma was banned from Aldi" sounds like a playground insult.
 
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I'm listening to a podcast about Gorbachev growing up in Stalin-era USSR. The host is speaking about young Mikhail ploughing fields and feeling pride in his Socialist work ethic.
I had to pause it as i was ugly-laughing at the thought of Socialist Sarah wearing a headscarf and wearing her fingers to the bone all for the good of the State.
 
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I also really like the bit where she tells the Aldi Manager she will look “terrible” for being a Free School Vouchers thief, but it later transpires that since the transaction wasn’t completed, the voucher she scanned was still very much valid. No “feft” occurred, darling.

Sarah had to spend it in another branch though, because she was banned from that one!

Banned. From Aldi.
 
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That transcript is excellent
Seeing it in black and white like that brings home how utterly bonkers she was and how amazing the Aldi manager stayed so calm.
And brilliant Aldi backed the manager up so comprehensively after Sarah's squawks for her to get the sack.
 
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