I think if she was a bit more ‘real’ perhaps people would find her a bit more relatable, I was under her spell for quite a while and wondered how she juggled so much and I felt like I was failing in comparison.
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You actually feel a bit more clued up and better about yourself when you know that she has loads of help from her mum, the constant grandma babysitting, the regular days in private nursery while she "works". So that i suppose explains how she has time to instastory constantly, date nights with her husband, overnights away, weekend breaks, full face of slap and perfect hair everyday, fresh laundered white clothes and a clean tidy house.
Does make me envy her lifestyle, but i do realise she has a LOT of help with people looking after ef her young children. As mentionned, im a hot mess everyday
Btw. Youre not failing. Everyone does the best they can!
Does make me envy her lifestyle, but i do realise she has a LOT of help with people looking after ef her young children. As mentionned, im a hot mess everyday
Btw. Youre not failing. Everyone does the best they can!
Exactly she stole him away from his wife. She isn’t very nice to break up a family. Especially Archie had been so young as well. Oh well karma what goes around may also happen to her. A leopard never changes his spots he may have another affair. Then she will know how his wife felt when she stole him from right under her nose all working at John Lewis Cardiff.Hi friend of Lauren/Col! I was told by a friend of a friend of Lauren’s that he was married when they met. It doesn’t matter what the situation was. He was MARRIED. what goes around comes around and karma is a witch
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I think the penny has dropped and a certain someone is reading along
Another day, another press trip with a freebie outfit thrown in too, spent with the new BFF all.thats.pretty
We shall start seeing the Bobbi Brown freebies winging their way over to NI soon
That perfect Mummy spends such little time with her boys doesn’t she ? Thank god for grandma. The last few days have been a weekend away, a night out with a friend and now this ? She will be the first to cry on Ollies first day of school though !!
I used to think ‘how does she juggle it?!’ now I see how much help she has it all makes sense. She has had so many trips gifted/press trips and so much free stuff it is crazy! The Estée Lauder work discount is meant to be pretty good so she’s got most bases covered.
Clothes
White Company
Bobbi Brown
Jo Malone
Am sure I am missing others!
I just think she’d be that slightly judgey friend who never has a hair out of place and seems ever so pleased with herself.
Clothes
White Company
Bobbi Brown
Jo Malone
Am sure I am missing others!
I just think she’d be that slightly judgey friend who never has a hair out of place and seems ever so pleased with herself.
EL companies is massive and owns loads of brands. We used to get 65% off not sure what it is now though as I left that vacuous career behind!I used to think ‘how does she juggle it?!’ now I see how much help she has it all makes sense. She has had so many trips gifted/press trips and so much free stuff it is crazy! The Estée Lauder work discount is meant to be pretty good so she’s got most bases covered.
Clothes
White Company
Bobbi Brown
Jo Malone
Am sure I am missing others!
I just think she’d be that slightly judgey friend who never has a hair out of place and seems ever so pleased with herself.
WallisI used to think ‘how does she juggle it?!’ now I see how much help she has it all makes sense. She has had so many trips gifted/press trips and so much free stuff it is crazy! The Estée Lauder work discount is meant to be pretty good so she’s got most bases covered.
Clothes
White Company
Bobbi Brown
Jo Malone
Am sure I am missing others!
I just think she’d be that slightly judgey friend who never has a hair out of place and seems ever so pleased with herself.
Cheap Rose no-one has heard off
Hobbs
That’s Hobbs now on my “no more shopping at” list
Ohhh nooooo, i love Hobbs!! Really miss the NW3 brand. No doubt she'll be showcasing something white or beige from the new collection, and midi 
It was brownOhhh nooooo, i love Hobbs!! Really miss the NW3 brand. No doubt she'll be showcasing something white or beige from the new collection, and midi
H O L D. T H E. F R O N T. P A G E Hobbs or Joules didn’t pay for The Kensington Hotel
Our Laur’ and her new BFF shared a room and actually PAID FOR IT
It’s ok though, they have tagged them and have “declared” it’s their new favourite London hotel
Then went out for brunch and had the obligatory Influencers avocado on toast with poached eggs.
Phew, normal service has resumed.
As you were...
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Does anyone else think behind the perfect facade of Bobbi-Brown make up, Camel-coloured cashmere and endless-smiling-despite-having-three-years-of-broken-sleep, Lauren is actually a bit of a psycho who cuts the buttons off her husbands clothes when she sees a missed call from an unknown number on her husbands phone? Just a thought...
It feels a bit uncool and babyish to me to send the night in a swanky hotel, sharing a bed with yer mate. Like youre still 18 or something. Cripes, you're a mum of 2 (3), in your 30s and a freeloading 'grammer, surely youve got money to spring for your own room?
They’re not friends, they’re cousins
All that’s pretty is cousins with Breton Bird not our Laur’
Back to posing with rosé = posé
From the All.thats.pretty (new BFF) school of photography.Throw head back
Laugh Hysterically
There was an insta post where she was posing with her youngest and they were wrapped in white throws. No sweet wrappers, blind bag detritus, sippy cups. A glass vase of flowers on the coffee table. No way is that the home of a toddler!!
“So now I’m thinking I’m going to get the White Company version...”
Reality: dear White Company, this is my public beg for free bed linen please? Dm me
I will do a blog post and everything
Laur, love
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