headshoulderskneesandtoes
Chatty Member
Its back to school time. I can feel it in my bones, cue a picture of ollie and worwee in their uniform, an oversized wool coat and a huge soliloquy about how Laurs is feeling emotional....
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mindlessness
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So we are here at thread number 6! Name inspired by @Clare, thank you!
Recently:
- Lauren has had a BB code and so shilled some more makeup to her fans
- Col caught Covid but is recovering (great news!)
- Occasionally a new tattler comes along and gets to find out Col and Lauren both cheated on their first spouse with each other. Allegedly.
- The sepia toned filters and white linen dresses continue as summer ends
- We anticipate a hardcore Autumn is about to begin complete with decorating the little boys’ room with wreaths and bunting.
- The boys entire lives continues to be a #spon #adBlyton pastiche.
Edited to add a Bobbi Brown code kindly shared by @Starshining in case anyone wanted to make a purchase at a discount without supporting Lauren!
Recently:
- Lauren has had a BB code and so shilled some more makeup to her fans
- Col caught Covid but is recovering (great news!)
- Occasionally a new tattler comes along and gets to find out Col and Lauren both cheated on their first spouse with each other. Allegedly.
- The sepia toned filters and white linen dresses continue as summer ends
- We anticipate a hardcore Autumn is about to begin complete with decorating the little boys’ room with wreaths and bunting.
- The boys entire lives continues to be a #spon #adBlyton pastiche.
Edited to add a Bobbi Brown code kindly shared by @Starshining in case anyone wanted to make a purchase at a discount without supporting Lauren!
Stardustsmile28
Chatty Member
What is awful is that, when she said thank goodness they don't need to cancel any plans, I thought she was meaning for the sake of the children. Now we know she was going away for another weekend, it is clear she was only talking about herself and her plans! Christmas for me (and surely most others?) is all about my children and their happiness. I can't imagine leaving them at such a magical time, two weekends in a row!
InstaLurk
VIP Member
This is amazing
He then stumbles back and forth through the hedgerows and over the stiles with the crockery and food.
I bet he sits in his Celtic strip and pants whenever she’s out (with her mum, obvs), eating kebabs from the box and letting the boys watch YouTube in paw patrol t shirts
Alicolacreme
Active member
Personally I think it’s important that kids be involved in getting out and about in nature, foraging and learning about plants is important for kids growing up into adults that respect, recognise and protect nature and the planet… but do I think this is Lauren’s goal? Do I f*ck.
She also needs to be bloody careful what she puts online as wild garlic leaves are VERY similar to Lily in the valley leaves, which will kill you.
No disclaimer, no ‘make sure you know what you’re looking for’, no mention of consulting a guidebook or an experienced forager.
Foraging is a fun experience for kids, but not the kids of influencers who are literally only doing it for the gram.
She also needs to be bloody careful what she puts online as wild garlic leaves are VERY similar to Lily in the valley leaves, which will kill you.
No disclaimer, no ‘make sure you know what you’re looking for’, no mention of consulting a guidebook or an experienced forager.
Foraging is a fun experience for kids, but not the kids of influencers who are literally only doing it for the gram.
Cutthebull
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Why did her Sunday walk have to be labelled “a sunset walk while the roast rested”? She went for a walk. Before it got dark. Why does everything have to be portrayed to be nauseatingly perfect? She really gives me the ick.
Gossipqueen30
Chatty Member
Came here just for the comments about the painting 
Like fuck did your 6 year old paint that, Christ she must think we’re stupid 
I’ve worked with primary school children Ollie’s age. If I saw a SIX year old paint like that I’d be referring him to an art college for gifted and talented pupils. Pull the other one Lauren!!
Like fuck did your 6 year old paint that, Christ she must think we’re stupid I’ve worked with primary school children Ollie’s age. If I saw a SIX year old paint like that I’d be referring him to an art college for gifted and talented pupils. Pull the other one Lauren!!cantstandinfluencers
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Her boys are never wear anything that is what I would class as casual, fun or comfortable. It’s always the drab, nude colours, shirts, woollen jumpers, smart shoes, stiff coats or anything that is gifted. They are her little props/ accessories. She uses her boys. I think she’s a horrible woman for doing so. She is super pretentious too. She’s all fur coat and no knickers. She’s playing at being posh and wealthy, but I don’t think they really are. She’s trying to reach out to a certain audience, because she knows they will spend money. Lauren is clever and smart, but I don’t believe for one minute she’s all that smiley, sweet as candy that she makes out to be. She is faking it at life and at the expense of her two little boys.
CBS1
Well-known member
I live really close to Daylesford, when it first opened it was a lovely place to just nip over to for a quick brunch on a Sunday, pick up some cheese and head home. Now, its influencer central and I rarely go. There are 100s of Lauren's sashaying around with their air of entitlement, smug grins etc. knowing full well that the candle they are about to purchase will go in to a carefully curated scene on the gram in the hope they are spotted. The car park is full of expensive cars and 4x4s, although generally, the people that are snapping away are the ones that don't have an expensive car because they'd actually have to pay for that themselves rather just expect something gifted. It has basically become a playground for those that wish they belonged to Soho House but don't want to pay for the membership!
The whole culture just seems sad. Don't get me wrong, I like to take take pictures, but I don't want to gain anything from it. I have been offered 'gifts' etc but I just want to post things I love. For Lauren everything is about the next Ad, everything is contrived and curated, how can it be fun? Something simple like baking a cake with your child needs to be filmed, family holidays are for everyone to see because she's too tight to pay for it herself. The fact that the boys lives are open for the world to see can lead them to be bullied at school later on, Mum's talking about how self obsessed their mother is and their children hearing and passing it on. She's really left herself and them wide open to ridicule. Is that really a way to live?
Sorry this is so long, I just sorta lost myself in thought!
The whole culture just seems sad. Don't get me wrong, I like to take take pictures, but I don't want to gain anything from it. I have been offered 'gifts' etc but I just want to post things I love. For Lauren everything is about the next Ad, everything is contrived and curated, how can it be fun? Something simple like baking a cake with your child needs to be filmed, family holidays are for everyone to see because she's too tight to pay for it herself. The fact that the boys lives are open for the world to see can lead them to be bullied at school later on, Mum's talking about how self obsessed their mother is and their children hearing and passing it on. She's really left herself and them wide open to ridicule. Is that really a way to live?
Sorry this is so long, I just sorta lost myself in thought!
Teachers don’t even correct spelling mistakes at this age - as they would rather them attempt a word, sounding it out and writing it down, than put them off using it because they can’t spell it! Also if you are painting with your child why the hell do you have to tag the art supply company- take some time away Lauren you have clearly lost your tiny mind!
#kindlygifted
Well-known member
I wondered how large the joint of meat was that it would allow a family of 4 to get booted up, wrapped up, dress the 2 boys in their IG uniforms, drive to the Instaworthy beauty spot and go on said “sunset walk” all before returning home for the 2 star Michelin chef to then roast the potatoes and the yorkshires (the latter of which you time so they’re cooking whilst your meat is resting don’t you?) I realise this is quite an analysis of her ridiculous
We should place bets on the location for her night away with her “bestie”
What woman in her late 30s uses that term, it’s so fake.- got to have outdoor hot tub/balcony
- secluded cabin in the woods
- gifted/pr press stay
- gallons of freebie booze
- fluffy dressing gowns with full face of makeup
Harry Trevaldwyn is absolutely brilliant. Smug Easter and Snow Day are cringingly hilarious #TeamNatalie
#kindlygifted
Well-known member
ThisA gifted half term week in Cornwall, swiftly followed by a press stay
is the Tattle of the day, maybe ever about Lauren’s account. The way I’m feeling about current events I could send that to her as a DM because I’m finding her content utterly sickening. Like you, I’m finding the stories in the past 24-48 hours not only tone deaf, but just totally deaf. I can barely even face to go on Instagram anyway as I always find it completely frivolous and that’s fine most of the time but at grave times like this I’m over on Twitter getting news and takes on what’s happening. The lack of acknowledgement of events in these sycophantic self serving posts is truly abominable.
P.S I don’t find her attractive whatever you guys think above, plainly because I can’t get past the smug “I’m better than you” look in her eyes and that is entirely unattractive to me no matter how much Bobbi Brown eyeliner and shadow she applies.
The women who's post she shared is another one who calls herself a 'digital creator' and has just been on a press trip to Jo Malone. I find these accounts so boring now because they are all trying to be something on the internet but so many of these ladies are dressing the same, have the same interiors etc. It's frankly depressing to see a group of middle class people get gifted so much stuff whilst there's so much poverty in the UK and there's a war going on.
#kindlygifted
Well-known member
Did anyone also think of poor Archie where poor Natalie is concerned “the ghost of your previous marriage”
Aunt Lydia
Well-known member
Wow. Lauren was given a Birthday present from her friend, and instead of opening it like a normal person and enjoying the gift, she saved it and left it wrapped so she could post an affiliate code on her Instagram for it. 
SELL SELL SELL.
SELL SELL SELL.
eyespybs123
Chatty Member
no fancy recipe, just freshly grated chocolate into milk warmed on the Aga What happened to cadburys drinking chocolate and heating milk in the microwave?
