HelloOctober #3 Snoozy Suzi was more interesting when she was a floozy

[Lollyy]

She looks frumpy these days, there was a time when I liked her fashion now it’s just awful. Her make up and hair are both awful

 

[poopettemetis]

I can’t stand that stupid face she makes when she puts on makeup for the camera. She looks ridiculous. Like she’s trying to be sexy, but failing miserably. She’s got the sensuality of a troll.

 

[sorrahabera]

If I didn't know any better, I would think Suzy is a non English speaker and just translates her captions to English using Google translate

I think what's she's tryna tell us is she loves her outfit so much she doesn't want to button up so we can't see it, which is shocking because she loves being "cosy"

You can’t even see the top half of the outfit

I actually think Sue is pretty the problem is that she TRIES to hard to be enticing and sexy and fails terribly like what is this angle?!?!

 

[poopettemetis]

SUE IS POSING IN FRONT OF ANNA EDIT’S FENCE. HOW DARE SHE.

 

[Littlemisadoughnut]

SUE IS POSING IN FRONT OF ANNA EDIT’S FENCE. HOW DARE SHE.

duck me, imagine living in that house and having all these numpties “shooting” 24/7

 

[poopettemetis]

duck me, imagine living in that house and having all these numpties “shooting” 24/7

I would stick a donations box outside my gate, like at a church. You can light a candle for £1; you can use my (what I’m assuming is historically protected) fence as your backdrop for £10 THANK YEWWW.

 

[Eat My Shorts]

I don’t get the caption or the lips!

 

[tehpretty]

I don’t get the caption or the lips!

imagine your life was so small that you would record yourself doing makeup just to sit at home all day.

 

[Pinkii]

imagine your life was so small that you would record yourself doing makeup just to sit at home all day.

That sums up all the youtube influencers lives now.

What a miserable existence they have really.

 

[coconochanel]

I don’t get the caption or the lips!

She's basically saying she's putting a full face of makeup on to do F all. Which is why she's down to one upload a week cause she has nothing going on.

 

[Eat My Shorts]

What I wore in a week

 

[coconochanel]

Seriously who cares?! I hate 'what I wore in a week' videos from anyone TBH.

 

[Tom_Nook]

I flicked through, didn't watch it all.

She says the first look isn't for everyone and not everyone will like it. It's a plain top, jeans and trainers.




Also describes a black and white cardigan as being a bit out there. And wears her maaam jeans as straight leg jeans (how!?).


She's so wacky

 

[Eat My Shorts]

No. Don’t be ridiculou!

 

[Eat My Shorts]

New boring vlog alert. She needs to stop using the hideous orange filter. Unless she’s over done the fake tan!

 

[avalane]

I was curious what she “decluttered” from her wardrobe so took a look on Depop and low and behold it’s her new look jackets. Thought she loved them!

Also, she’s decluttering things because she doesn’t get enough use out of them but in the same video shows more purchases!

 

[poopettemetis]

She couldn’t even be bothered to take the coats to a dry cleaner to get all the makeup stains out Good chance these clothes were gifted or seriously discounted, cleaning them is the LEAST she can do if she’s pocketing the earnings (as opposed to donating it charity). I sure hope she’s at least washing the shirts, dresses and pants though.

 

[coconochanel]

Cant believe shes selling the Givenchy antigona after raving about it a few months ago.

 

[Eat My Shorts]

I’m only a few moments in, and boy she’s manic!
Me me me me me me me me “my whole family has covid. I hope I don’t get it” such compassion right there!

 

[Tom_Nook]

So much waffling and fawning over her hair! I made it 3 minutes in. I did notice these comments so I assume she waffles about practicing self care at some point.