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I'm glad someone mentioned her make-up, her eyebrows always look awful and I've seen her say before that she cakes her foundation on which doesn't sound or look appealing at all 😩 It winds me up that she gets all these gifted make-up products when she hasn't got the skills to apply them.
The creasing of her concealer under her eyes kills me every time. Its always HORRIBLE.

Surely she asks for makeup gifts because I can’t imagine anyone would just throw them at her.
 
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The creasing of her concealer under her eyes kills me every time. Its always HORRIBLE.

Surely she asks for makeup gifts because I can’t imagine anyone would just throw them at her.
I remember before she asked for tips on how to stop it creasing and I told her to use less product and she completely ignored me 😂
 
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Her skin seems fine without it, just a bit lifeless and dull. She doesn’t need to be so heavy handed, it’ll age her and it does look tit
 
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Her skin seems fine without it, just a bit lifeless and dull. She doesn’t need to be so heavy handed, it’ll age her and it does look tit
I actually already think she looks older than she is. I mean I’m like a year younger than her but I think she looks a Lot older than me 🤷‍♀️
 
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I’d put her at close to 30 if I’m being honest, I don’t know how old she really is though
 
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ageing like milk with how she puts her makeup on then. I’d add 3-4 more years on her
 
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Laughing at her story about how she can’t motivate herself to do her **extremely^^ long to do list. It’s probably the same as usual anyway 😂
 
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Jordan; I don't like to talk about my size as it might make people feel bad about themselves
Jordan; the dress is a size too big because they only went down to an 8.

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Jordan; I don't like to talk about my size as it might make people feel bad about themselves
Jordan; the dress is a size too big because they only went down to an 8.

🤥
Dang. Words really matter in the world we live in today.

Not a 6 but it’s actually really cute implies that she’s kind of shocked any size over a size 6 can be cute. I’m sure she’d say that’s not what she meant but it sure comes across that way

Then she shows what is probably a size 6 in another dress. Well Jordan, if you read, have to say it’s not a perfect fit and you actually shoulda gone up a size. You’re going to be mooning the entire world in that but as long as you can squeeze into a size 6..guess that’s okay right? 😉

I’m sorry. I used to really like her but she has gotten so gosh darn full of it.
 

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Dang. Words really matter in the world we live in today.

Not a 6 but it’s actually really cute implies that she’s kind of shocked any size over a size 6 can be cute. I’m sure she’d say that’s not what she meant but it sure comes across that way

Then she shows what is probably a size 6 in another dress. Well Jordan, if you read, have to say it’s not a perfect fit and you actually shoulda gone up a size. You’re going to be mooning the entire world in that but as long as you can squeeze into a size 6..guess that’s okay right? 😉

I’m sorry. I used to really like her but she has gotten so gosh darn full of it.
I think the rainbow is the one that the original tattler was saying was ridiculous. Also I thought she said that rainbow one was a size 2 in her story but maybe I misheard. But it’s ridiculous 😬
 
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Dang. Words really matter in the world we live in today.

Not a 6 but it’s actually really cute implies that she’s kind of shocked any size over a size 6 can be cute. I’m sure she’d say that’s not what she meant but it sure comes across that way

Then she shows what is probably a size 6 in another dress. Well Jordan, if you read, have to say it’s not a perfect fit and you actually shoulda gone up a size. You’re going to be mooning the entire world in that but as long as you can squeeze into a size 6..guess that’s okay right? 😉

I’m sorry. I used to really like her but she has gotten so gosh darn full of it.
The thing is when she actually said she doesn't like talking about her size as she's worried about making people feel bad is sorta kinda meaning she thinks she's making people feel bad and that her body is so great people will hate their own as a result. Well Jordan it actually never even crossed my mind that you were really ever than teeny. You look very normal to me. There are plenty thinner.

And come to think of it, her account isn't a fashion account so maybe sizing might be relevant. If she was I'd get her commenting on the size bit but it's irrelevant. It's as if she has to mention it. She needs to grow up
 
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Joining in to say the same. She dresses like a little girl and seems to have the mind of one too. I imagine her to be pretty dramatic and hard work to be honest. She is so fake and her insta-stories are just one big cringe. No-one really cares what dress size she is except her, trying to show off because you are a size 6 isn't exactly an achievement. I couldn't believe when someone mentioned earlier that she was 26! She acts 16, like she is stuck in some child like dream world, she is very bizarre.
 
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Joining in to say the same. She dresses like a little girl and seems to have the mind of one too. I imagine her to be pretty dramatic and hard work to be honest. She is so fake and her insta-stories are just one big cringe. No-one really cares what dress size she is except her, trying to show off because you are a size 6 isn't exactly an achievement. I couldn't believe when someone mentioned earlier that she was 26! She acts 16, like she is stuck in some child like dream world, she is very bizarre.
This 1000000%!!! You captured it all perfectly. 👏👏👏
 
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Jordan; I don't like to talk about my size as it might make people feel bad about themselves
Jordan; the dress is a size too big because they only went down to an 8.

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She spoke about her size when I met her too so complete lies lol
 
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Omg she actually had a conversation with someone she just met about her size...jesus..that's not right!
I have mentioned it before in this thread so apologies for the double post but I met her at a press event, the dress she wore was a size 8 (smallest size that brand do) and she complained how it was sooo big and she needed to wear a belt to fit. All after I just complimented her lol. Then it was on Depop after with the tags on so she wouldn’t have washed it! 😬
 
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I have mentioned it before in this thread so apologies for the double post but I met her at a press event, the dress she wore was a size 8 (smallest size that brand do) and she complained how it was sooo big and she needed to wear a belt to fit. All after I just complimented her lol. Then it was on Depop after with the tags on so she wouldn’t have washed it! 😬
So grubby to do this. She always does it. So unhygienic ughhhh
 
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