Hellomissjordan

[xits_jjx]

New challenge: go on holiday and don’t make it about having an Instagram photoshoot for a week

 

[xits_jjx]

They said they had shorts underneath but it is cringe worthy.

 

[Smellyinghams]

A lot of her reels are reused Tik toks

 

[Doherty557]

I (used to) know both Jordan and Alex. Poor Jordan was, and I believe still is, if not worse, suffering from numerous mental health issues. And I’m sure lockdown & being friends with toxic Alex exacerbated everything. Both of them are HYPOCRITICAL to a scary extent. She’s known to love to fish for compliments on her supposedly tiny body. This girl used to struggle with ED when she was younger. She was also (and still is, I believe) depressed, and she clings on to social media, can’t live without it. She had cried over Tattle in the past quite a few times. She doesn’t handle criticism well. She was much sweeter and kinder than Alex imo, she was just awkward and antisocial without meaning to, if that makes any sense? This is why she doesn’t have friends. It’s really unfortunate that she landed herself venomous Alex as a ‘bestie’. I hope she seeks professional help one day and take a break from toxic social media

I agree, the downfall of Jordan is Alex

 

[Pawpaw365]

She posted another pic at that cemetery which she also shot pics at last year. I find it so disrespectful to prance around a resting place like this, and the comments underneath her post telling her the place looks amazing are even worse. Are people crazy!?

It’s completely disrespectful. She’s so vacuous and self centred though that she can’t see that. It’s all about instagram. If instagram was to one day get closed down she would not cope.

 

[disneys]

nice example of social distancing on her story right now

 

[misslunax]

She just put a story up about how she never talks about her body and being thin because she doesn't want to make people feel bad about their bodies, but I swear I've seen her talk about how thin she is and how clothes are always too big for her LOADS of times.

 

[Smellyinghams]

Are her and Tom living together now? as if they ever weren't

Yep. He is always conveniently there to shoot pictures.

 

[xits_jjx]

So... c’mon. WHO is seriously going to buy one of her prints?? She is not Annie Leibovitz.

Even if for some unbeknownst reason you did want one, you could screen grab and print for for £1 or 2 on your own. I have the iPhone 12 Pro Max and the quality is plenty good enough for a standard print. Screenshots are even better on my MacBook Pro. I’ve been working with lawyers to copyright protect images at work and it’s interesting. Anything taken from Instagram would be hard to make an actionable case against unless an image is used commercially so if a 12 year old wants a print they can just go get one made.

Also amazed she didn’t have the foresight to watermark the images in her “store” to incentivize someone to purchase a clean print. Adobe Photoshop and Lightroom both have a watermark feature that’s so simple it will add yours by default.... Oh well. Perhaps her brain is mush after all.

(But if do you start watermarking Jordan, I’ll take that as confirmation you read this thread. And you’re welcome for the free common sense advice )

Anywho — Here’s a few in case any of you lovely ladies want as a memento!

I... would never buy these. They're not interesting photos, or rather, not interesting enough to hang in your home. Landscapes are more appropraite, not set ups of a bike and a blanket draped on some grass.

 

[Smellyinghams]

I actually couldn't believe her doing that, like wtf! She's clearly got very short memory! Both are so dense,I don't get it. I literally can't grasp any of it, ones moral compass must be so screwed to behave in the way so many of them have

I've noticed a couple of big instagrammers have clearly been breaking lockdown for content... Makes me so cross

Yeah. I’d have a lot of respect if Jordan pointed out her wrongdoings and that she has learned and grown from them. There was opportunity for her to acknowledge it when she talked about the girl in Dubai. Otherwise it just appears like she thinks she’s done no wrong.

I think it’s good that she’s staying home now. But a part of growing and renewing yourself is admitting you were wrong.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I think its funny that her dad thought the petals on her latest IG post were splodges because, that’s really what it looks like I couldn’t tell they were petals until she said so

That made me laugh as well! So funny! Have you seen her very raunchy lingerie shots she posts sometimes in her stories? What made me think of that is I know her dad is on Insta and would have seen these... I would die if my dad saw me in my knickers and bra full stop, let alone looking suggestive!

 

[xits_jjx]

^ agreed. Disgusting behaviour

 

[misslunax]

As in true about Kelsey? I've met her before and she was so lovely actually offered to take a group pic and afterward I messaged her to say hi and thanks and she was so nice. The girls (that I hang about with) and I message her a lot asking her 101 things about collabs, light room etc and she's always so helpful, even gave her number in case I needed to call her. She's a sweetheart

I meant the part about if we all follow each other, sorry I didn't make it very clear lol

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Have you seen her posts about her Tesco order not being delivered? Yes it's annoying, but if she was going to pick up a Click and Collect then couldn't she have just... gone into the shop and got her things? I mean she's at home all day isn't she, when she's not breaking tier rules? And she drives as well. So surely she has more than enough time and could leave the slots for people who need them more

I thought the same..she's running around London but too prescious to get get shopping. Entitled brat

 

[xits_jjx]

Say no more on the check lists she’s embarrassing.

I do think she should cut her hair into a Bob, it looks really nice like that. The green wig was tragic though. She looks awful with that on her head

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Guys that blogger in Dubai put their Instagram on private . If you’re so confident that you’re doing the right thing then why would you do that. I just watched the interview and you can tell that Phillip and Holly think she’s absolutely cracked.

Lol I noticed that too! Hilarious! Wtf is wrong with her...and mental people on this morning

 

[Smellyinghams]

Hey make

The thing with Jordan is that she’s beautiful. She doesn’t need as much make up as she wears. She could easily get away with a lot less coverage.

 

[Pawpaw365]

Except Jordan would never ever ever look pregnant. If she was pregnant she would have to order a size 00 maternity dress and her bump could be concave

Hahaha it really does though. That dress is rank

That is the most unflattering dress!

 

[capriallie]

I’m torn. Part of me is dying to ask, the other doesn’t want to open a can of worms because if they have split it’s no doubt a painful topic of discussion.

She is flaunting her ringless finger, though. Jordan — are you reading here?? WE WANNA KNOW!!

It’s probably a really annoying boring reason like she’s lost sooooo much weight because she’s such a skinny size 2 she needs to get it resized!

 

[broganlol]

She is constantly buying new things!